Good for him. Nice to know the grey hairs don't stop you from getting any.

9am is too early for me though. Nothing's working till round 11ish.

fark leo Give us Morgan Webb

"Hi Kim. My computer won't turn on. I think it has a virus. Turn on computer!"

"Have you tried plugging it in?"

"Wow, thanks Kim!"

"We'll be back after the break."

He must have ate the shiat out of that pussy.

He always was a greasy little farker.

Generation_D: wrenchboy 2011-12-24 06:19:49 PM
fark leo Give us Morgan Webb

was that the one that oopsied the metadata in photoshop and ended up showing the world her boobs by mistake?

Nope. That was Cat Schwartz.

If you are not his wife, why give a rat's ass who he is having wild monkey sex with?

I enjoy twit, macbreak weekly, framerate, TNT-as long as he continues putting these out I don't care who he schtups.

Russ1642: I wish there was a program for your phone that would shut everything down except the phone app so you can safely hand your phone to somebody when they want to make a call. There probably is but I'm too lazy to have checked in the Android market.

If you have a BlackBerry just enable "Allow calls while locked".

/Shut up, it's a work phone and it's free

Generation_D: I have seen LaPorte's work for years, but have never understood why he is considered "tech." Any more than your neighbor who can change a tire would be considered "mechanical."

Leo is tech like the guy at dinner who can't shut up about the apps he downloaded.

These days, a neighbor that can change a tire would be considered "mechanical."

jake_lex: I hate the prissy, "oh-how-could-you-do-this Leo" tone of the article. He's separated. Let him sext all he wants.

Well considering the fact he was separated wasn't known until he confirmed it later, and being separated isn't divorced.

steamingpile: jake_lex: I hate the prissy, "oh-how-could-you-do-this Leo" tone of the article. He's separated. Let him sext all he wants.

Well considering the fact he was separated wasn't known until he confirmed it later, and being separated isn't divorced.

I must be a silly person but I thought this whole journalism and reporting thing was meant to dispense facts that are researched and then reported. Not reported and then hope it's true. Sure I know...blogs, but if you want the same protections as the free press...well then let's have the same standards.

Hell he was tapping Laura Burstien in my TechTV days...but who wasn't then...

Female Farker here. I want to make sure I have this right. This guy is not trying to legislate morality. He provides tech advice. So his sex life is everyone's business because...?

DeaH: Female Farker here. I want to make sure I have this right. This guy is not trying to legislate morality. He provides tech advice. So his sex life is everyone's business because...?

He broadcast it to his viewers inadvertently and its funny because he's supposed to be on top of all things techie :P
/yah the article kinda failed to mention that despite being married (many times) that he's also separated, which is somewhat of a key point

Frow: steamingpile: jake_lex: I hate the prissy, "oh-how-could-you-do-this Leo" tone of the article. He's separated. Let him sext all he wants.

Well considering the fact he was separated wasn't known until he confirmed it later, and being separated isn't divorced.

I must be a silly person but I thought this whole journalism and reporting thing was meant to dispense facts that are researched and then reported. Not reported and then hope it's true. Sure I know...blogs, but if you want the same protections as the free press...well then let's have the same standards.

How can you check something that's not public record? I don't think states require you to file when you and your wife separate so unless they comment or tell you then there is no way to know.

Herr Flick's Revenge: If you are not his wife, why give a rat's ass who he is having wild monkey sex with?

THIS.

Pointless gossip is pointless.

I haven't thought about this guy since his shows left techTV/G4/whatever, but as soon as I saw the name I heard his voice in my head.

steamingpile: How can you check something that's not public record? I don't think states require you to file when you and your wife separate so unless they comment or tell you then there is no way to know.

Legal separations. California has them and it requires filing paperwork in the county that you get one in. Lawyers (or paralegals in some simple cases) and county clerks get involved and everything. Eventually a judge has to sign off on it.

Russ1642: The only reason the BB app market is so terrible is because companies lock their phones down so employees can only use them to make calls and check email.

Ehh...maybe if companies wouldn't be so tight-assed, there'd be enough of a market in the BB app store for apps to actually be developed companies could use. One of the things that blew my mind when I got my Blackberry two years ago, is there was no Black's law dictionary app for it while there was one for every other major smartphone on the market.

Every damn attorney, paralegal, intern, and law student I knew there for about three years was running around with an office-provided Blackberry. And having talked to them, it was something of a general-issue item. No Black's law dictionary app. Go figure.

Generation_D: I have seen LaPorte's work for years, but have never understood why he is considered "tech." Any more than your neighbor who can change a tire would be considered "mechanical."

Leo is tech like the guy at dinner who can't shut up about the apps he downloaded.

Exactly this. The guy has limited to no technical skills. Most of the time he's googling the answer or asking people in the chat room for help.

/Plus he can't stop knob-slobbering for more than five seconds over Apple's 1980's product launch otherwise known as Siri.

//Wishes KFI would put something better on the air after Bill Handel's "Handel on the Law"... where he tells you you have absolutely no case.

///Finally stopped being so lazy and now turns off the radio after Handel's show. That non-stop Siri knob-slobbering was the final straw.

DeaH: Female Farker here. I want to make sure I have this right. This guy is not trying to legislate morality. He provides tech advice. So his sex life is everyone's business because...?

BIE or GTFO

drjekel_mrhyde: He must have ate the shiat out of that pussy.

Are you 15?

It wasn't an accident. It was, "Hellsyeah, I've been elbow deep in that ass," with a thin veneer of plausible deniability.

In other news NOBODY FARKING CARES if some overweight, middle-aged z-list pseudo-celebrity is boinking someone other than his wife, ex-wife, soon-to-be-ex-wife, or his chihuahua.

Can't help but to feel good for Leo.

I don't care who Leo's banging. Is he a "family values" hypocrite? No? Then good for him. You tap that ass, Leo.

Yeah... As a person who is separated and soon-to-be divorced, I can't fault the guy. What? Are separated people just supposed to shrivel up and die in a corner? Good for him. Moving on with your life is what separation and divorce are supposed to be about.

He should be more careful and discreet, but this was an accidental reveal that was pounced on by some Lifehacker twits, and what Leo does in his private life is his business. Stop scrutinizing and get back to writing inane articles about the morality of hacking to turn off the "special offers" on the Kindle, or something like that.

tankjr: DeaH: Female Farker here. I want to make sure I have this right. This guy is not trying to legislate morality. He provides tech advice. So his sex life is everyone's business because...?

BIE or GTFO

Of course it makes you wonder if Lisa Kentzell is the reason for his separation...

Is this a good time for "Well, I'd certainly say she had marvelous judgment, Albert, if not particularly good taste"?

agoodz: tankjr: DeaH: Female Farker here. I want to make sure I have this right. This guy is not trying to legislate morality. He provides tech advice. So his sex life is everyone's business because...?

BIE or GTFO

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I've been trying to find the Historical Tale Construction Kit since it was taken down. Does't thou hast a second source?

erewhon: Is this a good time for "Well, I'd certainly say she had marvelous judgment, Albert, if not particularly good taste"?

It's always a good time to quote Ellison.

Kim Komando is hot.
Not because of her looks.
Not because of her money.
But because she's smart.

Generation_D: I have seen LaPorte's work for years, but have never understood why he is considered "tech." Any more than your neighbor who can change a tire would be considered "mechanical."

I build and drive race cars. Every time I mention that to a layman, I'm subjected to "Oh yeah, my neighbor/cousin/whatever does something like that." And it always turns out to be "he changes his own oil" or he riced up his Honda or something.

And then there are the fools who watch the builder shows on Speed TV and think it's simple. Protip: For every "just bolt it in" and "chuck the old part into a haphazard pile" moment they show, someone cussed and busted his knuckles for a minimum of 10 minutes. And they completely ignore the REALLY tedious shiat. And when they do deign to show something that's actually difficult (Say, tig welding sheet metal) they give you 2 or 3 "tips" that you learn in the first 10 minutes of using the tool, nevermind that you need at a minimum a couple hours experience to not fark the job up.

DeaH: Female Farker here. I want to make sure I have this right. This guy is not trying to legislate morality. He provides tech advice. So his sex life is everyone's business because...?

I'm not sure... my only real concern is that a person who's dispensing "tech advice" can't manage his tech well enough to keep private things to himself. Unless, of course he (1) meant to share or (2) is indifferent to whether they're shared, both of which are very unlikely. It's more a question of competence than morals.