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(LA Times) Silly The latest White House controversy? Where is Bo? Still no cure for politicians   (latimes.com) divider line 61
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2011-12-24 04:33:55 PM
Bo knows controversy
 
2011-12-24 04:35:26 PM
He can't even keep track of his dog, and we expect him to fix Medicare!!?!?!?!?!??!?
 
2011-12-24 04:38:19 PM
Kenyans have been known to eat dogs
 
2011-12-24 04:38:20 PM
If I've learned anything from Rick Santorum it's that the qualifications for President consist of having a photogenic family.
 
2011-12-24 04:38:51 PM
FTA: The Honolulu Star-Advertiser reported on Sunday that a neighbor spotted Bo on a walk in the tony neighborhood where the Obama family is staying.

Since when is Hawaii in New Jersey or one of the Borroughs?
 
2011-12-24 04:39:04 PM
Bo knows when the fark to get outta Dodge.
 
2011-12-24 04:39:29 PM
It was some other black dog that the neighbor in Hawaii saw. They all look alike to him.
 
2011-12-24 04:40:34 PM
Obama spends more time in Hawaii than the White House.
 
2011-12-24 04:42:12 PM
Except the baseball player and the '10' chick, all the Bo's I know are pushin' up daisies right now...
 
2011-12-24 04:43:16 PM
I'm more interested in the whereabouts of the Face of Bo.
 
2011-12-24 04:43:17 PM
Why does America hate America?
 
2011-12-24 04:44:03 PM
Kulgogi.
 
2011-12-24 04:47:40 PM
ThisNameSux: Obama spends more time in Hawaii than the White House in America.

/FTFY
 
2011-12-24 04:48:03 PM
www.mouseinfo.com

Hello?
Bo?
Where did she go?
Oh, did she disappear?
Did she turn invisible?
I just have no idea.
 
2011-12-24 04:53:25 PM
That dog is such an attention whore....
 
2011-12-24 04:54:25 PM
Bo said "fark this shiat" this year. He's with Biden. They're in Cabo, drunk as skunks, and not planning to sober up until sometime after New Years. The SS confiscated their calls, so there wouldn't be any pics of Biden drunk with his face between some co-eds tits on Facebook this year.
 
2011-12-24 04:55:09 PM
news staffs are shrinking faster than your dick in ice water and they waste time on this dreck.
 
2011-12-24 04:57:39 PM
Republicans should spend a little less time concerning themselves with the status of the First Canine, and a little more time helping to solve the problems they've created for the country. Helping Obama, that is.
 
2011-12-24 05:01:32 PM
If Ted Kennedy had a Portugese water dog with him instead of Mary Jo Kopekne, he'd have been president.
 
2011-12-24 05:05:11 PM
PrivateCaboose: I'm more interested in the whereabouts of the Face of Bo.

You are not alone
 
2011-12-24 05:06:48 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: PrivateCaboose: I'm more interested in the whereabouts of the Face of Bo.

You are not alone


Wow, I'm not sure I can add to this. I think its complete as-is.
 
2011-12-24 05:09:23 PM
Because no one, NO ONE could possibly own a Portuguese Water Dog in Hawai'i...

But if you insist on investigating it, get a call in to Five-O. Steve McGarrett will get the truth.
 
2011-12-24 05:14:54 PM
Where is Bo?

Still dead in Ann Arbor ?
 
2011-12-24 05:15:29 PM
Actually, attacking the President's dog is a time-honored tradition:
graphics8.nytimes.com
These Republican leaders have not been content with attacks on me, or my wife, or on my sons. No, not content with that, they now include my little dog, Fala. Well, of course, I don't resent attacks, and my family doesn't resent attacks, but Fala does resent them. You know, Fala is Scotch, and being a Scottie, as soon as he learned that the Republican fiction writers in Congress and out had concocted a story that I had left him behind on the Aleutian Islands and had sent a destroyer back to find him - at a cost to the taxpayers of two or three, or eight or twenty million dollars- his Scotch soul was furious. He has not been the same dog since. I am accustomed to hearing malicious falsehoods about myself - such as that old, worm-eaten chestnut that I have represented myself as indispensable. But I think I have a right to resent, to object to libelous statements about my dog. -Frarnklin Delano Roosevelt, September 23rd, 1944

And even the Vice President's dog:
campaignrhetoric.files.wordpress.com
One other thing I probably should tell you because if we don't they'll probably be saying this about me too, we did get something-a gift-after the election. A man down in Texas heard Pat on the radio mention the fact that our two youngsters would like to have a dog. And, believe it or not, the day before we left on this campaign trip we got a message from Union Station in Baltimore saying they had a package for us. We went down to get it. You know what it was.
It was a little cocker spaniel dog in a crate that he'd sent all the way from Texas. Black and white spotted. And our little girl-Tricia, the 6-year old-named it Checkers. And you know, the kids, like all kids, love the dog and I just want to say this right now, that regardless of what they say about it, we're gonna keep it.
-Richard Millhous Nixon, September 23rd, 1952
 
2011-12-24 05:20:34 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-24 05:23:06 PM
Bo is at the Undisclosed Location getting his belly rubbed.

/hopefully won't end up like Buddy
//Buddy knew too much
 
2011-12-24 05:25:02 PM
ThisNameSux: Obama spends more time in Hawaii than the White House.

At least it's not Texas.
 
2011-12-24 05:27:32 PM
Bo knows
 
2011-12-24 05:34:19 PM
DjangoStonereaver: If Ted Kennedy had a Portugese water dog with him instead of Mary Jo Kopekne, he'd have been president.

If DjangoStonereaver had any newer material he'd be Dane Cook.
 
2011-12-24 05:35:49 PM
 
2011-12-24 05:35:52 PM
I remember 7 or 8 years ago when the president was invading sovereign countries despite massive amounts of resistance to it. Flash forward to 2011 and this is what people have to derp about. I think the right-wing nuts are just pissed because Obama has done nothing (other than presiding while black) to warrant any comparable indignation.
/such farking crybabies
 
2011-12-24 05:41:54 PM
ordinarysteve: I remember 7 or 8 years ago when the president was invading sovereign countries despite massive amounts of resistance to it. Flash forward to 2011 and this is what people have to derp about. I think the right-wing nuts are just pissed because Obama has done nothing (other than presiding while black) to warrant any comparable indignation.
/such farking crybabies


I think the sentiment is "I'll treat your president exactly like you treated mine".

Because, you know, those grapes are probably sour anyway.
 
2011-12-24 05:49:49 PM
Bo is just a prop.
 
2011-12-24 05:53:42 PM
ThisNameSux: Obama spends more time in Hawaii than the White House.

Given the choice between DC and a remote island that contains the 2nd most active volcano on earth, Obama takes the obvious choice.
 
2011-12-24 05:58:29 PM
Everybody knows that the only reason Obama got that dog is because he gets off by kicking puppies.
 
2011-12-24 06:01:02 PM
Bo is just tired of the media frenzy. First the Christmas card, then complaining about his treats. He just needed some time to walk it off.
 
2011-12-24 06:17:26 PM
Just like Obongo to fly the dog back from Hawaii by himself at taxpayer's expense.
 
2011-12-24 06:21:18 PM
ordinarysteve: I remember 7 or 8 years ago when the president was invading sovereign countries despite massive amounts of resistance to it. Flash forward to 2011 and this is what people have to derp about. I think the right-wing nuts are just pissed because Obama has done nothing (other than presiding while black) to warrant any comparable indignation.
/such farking crybabies


Except bombing Yemen, Pakistan, Somalia, Libya, Afghanistan, Uganda. And then there is that little matter of ordering hits on American citizens. And those unlimited detentions of Americans.

Easy on the Nog, you are losing your memory
 
2011-12-24 06:52:04 PM
dosboot: ordinarysteve: I remember 7 or 8 years ago when the president was invading sovereign countries despite massive amounts of resistance to it. Flash forward to 2011 and this is what people have to derp about. I think the right-wing nuts are just pissed because Obama has done nothing (other than presiding while black) to warrant any comparable indignation.
/such farking crybabies

Except bombing Yemen, Pakistan, Somalia, Libya, Afghanistan, Uganda. And then there is that little matter of ordering hits on American citizens. And those unlimited detentions of Americans.

Easy on the Nog, you are losing your memory


Easy on the Moonshine yourself. You are obviously confusing what the CIA has blown up, with what the President has ordered to be done.

/Still have not nuked Iran for the glory of Israel.
//Or invaded drug obsessed Mexico
///or invaded Alberta for it's rot gut sandy oil.
 
2011-12-24 06:59:34 PM
ThisNameSux: Obama spends more time in Hawaii than the White House.

True, the White House hardly ever goes to Hawaii.
 
2011-12-24 07:00:34 PM
FTA: The Honolulu Star-Advertiser reported on Sunday that a neighbor spotted Bo on a walk in the tony neighborhood where the Obama family is staying.

So Hawaii gave up making animals go through the 6 month quarantine?
 
2011-12-24 07:17:47 PM

dosboot: Except bombing Yemen, Pakistan, Somalia, Libya, Afghanistan, Uganda. And then there is that little matter of ordering hits on American citizens. And those unlimited detentions of Americans.

{{citation needed}}
 
2011-12-24 07:26:37 PM
Sabyen91: DjangoStonereaver: If Ted Kennedy had a Portugese water, dog with him instead of Mary Jo Kopekne, he'd have been president.

If DjangoStonereaver had any newer material he'd be Dane Cook.


What are you, 12?

tommcmahon.typepad.com

I only steal from actual comedians.
 
2011-12-24 07:37:34 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: PrivateCaboose: I'm more interested in the whereabouts of the Face of Bo.

You are not alone


I am the bad wolf. I create myself. I take the words. I scatter them. In time and space. A message to lead myself here.

You are tiny. I can see the whole of time and space. Every single atom of your existence; and I divide them.

Everything must come to dust. All things, everything dies. The time will end.

How can I let go of this? I bring life.

But I can. The sun and the moon. The day and night. But why do they hurt?

I can see everything. All that is. All that was. All that could ever be.

My head. Is killing me.
 
2011-12-24 07:53:58 PM
LargeCanine: Bo is just a prop.

Oh, no. No, no, no. Bo is much more than just a prop.

For those of you who know something about history, Portugal and large parts of Spain were conquered by muslims, and was under muslim domination (Sharia law!) from the 8th to 13th centuries AD.

The Moors were muslims who hailed from Africa.

Bo is a Portugese Water Dog.

A BLACK. PORTUGESE. WATER. DOG.

Do you see it? Do I have to draw a picture?

Bo symbolizes the BLACK muslims who invaded Christian PORTUGAL and Spain across the WATER from Africa. (Africa, for the geographically challenged, is where Kenya is.)

For the sekrit muslin usurper, even the family dog is a symbol of muslim conquest of Western civilization.

Merry CHRISTmas, sheeple.
 
2011-12-24 08:00:25 PM
Nick Nostril: Bo knows when the fark to get outta Dodge.

This comment hasn't gotten near enough appreciation.
 
2011-12-24 08:49:06 PM
Bo has a really large posterior.
 
2011-12-24 08:56:35 PM
That was beautiful, Parthenogenetic.
 
2011-12-24 09:01:38 PM
Harry_Seldon: Bo has a really large posterior.

All of Bo's teeth are canine.
 
2011-12-24 09:08:07 PM
The state of Hawaii has a mandatory 3 month quarantine for all cats and dogs to keep rabies out of the islands-- no exceptions, not even for presidential pets.

It remains to be seen if Newt Gingrich will try to skirt the quarantine law by campaigning in the state.
 
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