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(Daily Mail) Fail Thief raises the bar in the "stupid things to leave behind at the crime scene" competition, leaves behind picture of himself on phone he stole in previous burglary   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 11
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Teen Wolf Blitzer
2011-12-24 03:09:44 PM
Well... where's the photo? Great article. NOT
 
thelordofcheese
2011-12-24 03:10:11 PM
I wish all Daily Mail stories were fake, but this sounds believable.
 
BumpInTheNight
2011-12-24 03:20:41 PM
This is what happens when Darwin is not allowed to get his way more often.
 
iworkedatsubway
2011-12-24 03:22:07 PM
"Dopey thief"? Wtf, did barney the dinosaur come up with this headline? Also, an additional wtf: why does the page title and URL say "dozy thief"?
 
kkinnison
2011-12-24 03:33:50 PM
I thought I misplaced my phone and it was somewhere in my house. Until the person who stole it took a picture of himself with the phone and e-mailed it to me. (it auto-sends pictures to my e-mail)
 
almandot
2011-12-24 03:40:18 PM
www.guaguaproductions.com
 
Klippoklondike [TotalFark]
2011-12-24 03:49:48 PM
Link (new window)

/oblig
 
skinink
2011-12-24 04:14:31 PM

"Jason Glennon stole the pink Nokia phone and a rucksack from an unlocked car in the Blanchardstown area in Dublin. "


"If there is one thing in this world that I hate, it is an unlocked vehicle! You know that don't you? If it wasn't for dickheads like you, there wouldn't be any thievery in this world, would there? "


cdn0.sbnation.com

 
david1963
2011-12-24 04:14:31 PM
FTA: "Glennon committed the crime just 24 hours after he had been released from prison after serving a sentence for a similar offence...The court heard that Glennon had 53 previous convictions, including burglary offences and handling stolen property."

This kind of thing is what I'm talking about when I say that some stupid repeat criminals should be euthanised. Why keep rewarding his idiocy with room and board at the public's expense?
 
erik-k
2011-12-24 05:54:12 PM
david1963: FTA: "Glennon committed the crime just 24 hours after he had been released from prison after serving a sentence for a similar offence...The court heard that Glennon had 53 previous convictions, including burglary offences and handling stolen property."

This kind of thing is what I'm talking about when I say that some stupid repeat criminals should be euthanised. Why keep rewarding his idiocy with room and board at the public's expense?

I'm sorry, but this.

There comes a point at which it's time to stop pretending some people can be "fixed."
 
Resident Muslim
2011-12-25 03:33:51 PM
erik-k: david1963: FTA: "Glennon committed the crime just 24 hours after he had been released from prison after serving a sentence for a similar offence...The court heard that Glennon had 53 previous convictions, including burglary offences and handling stolen property."

This kind of thing is what I'm talking about when I say that some stupid repeat criminals should be euthanised. Why keep rewarding his idiocy with room and board at the public's expense?

I'm sorry, but this.

There comes a point at which it's time to stop pretending some people can be "fixed."

Nah, it's fine.
We'll just keep doing this until he really hurts/kills someone.

Then we can complain about the ills of society.
 
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