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Five worst beers to give as a gift. Let the Christmas rage begin
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SuperMeekrat
2011-12-24 09:35:01 AM
Anyone who gives you number 5 is not your friend. A better friend would just key your car and be done with it.
PainInTheASP
2011-12-24 09:40:43 AM
A true gift would be Bell's Hopslam, but it's not ready until January...
/Can a guy get a belated christmas present???
St_Francis_P
2011-12-24 10:14:02 AM
Won't defend most of them, but everyone I know likes Arrogant Bastard.
gilgigamesh
2011-12-24 10:18:46 AM
Like I'm gonna take beer advice from a chic?
St_Francis_P
2011-12-24 10:21:23 AM
gilgigamesh
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Like I'm gonna take beer advice from a chic?
Be nice, her taste in light beers is probably impeccable.
ecmoRandomNumbers
2011-12-24 11:05:09 AM
Arrogant Bastard is by far the most disgusting drink I've ever had. And I'm including Guatemalan egg nog and Mountain Dew.
mitchcumstein1
2011-12-24 11:57:02 AM
ecmoRandomNumbers
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Guatemalan egg nog
I want to know, but I don't want to know.
St_Francis_P
2011-12-24 12:02:43 PM
ecmoRandomNumbers
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Guatemalan egg nog
Is the Insanity Pepper an ingredient?
ecmoRandomNumbers
2011-12-24 12:08:38 PM
St_Francis_P
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ecmoRandomNumbers: Guatemalan egg nog
Is the Insanity Pepper an ingredient?
No, but the results are similar.
St_Francis_P
2011-12-24 12:28:26 PM
ecmoRandomNumbers
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St_Francis_P: ecmoRandomNumbers: Guatemalan egg nog
Is the Insanity Pepper an ingredient?
No, but the results are similar.
I would like to try your eggnog, Mr. Numbers.
violentsalvation
2011-12-24 12:59:23 PM
Those are all supposed to really good except number 5. Everybody knows Sam Addams sucks at being creative.
Le Geno Vert
2011-12-24 01:52:41 PM
I drank a 22oz of ST Krampus yesterday so I'm getting a real kick...
out of the hops. just hops. no fruit, no pine needles. just hops, lady.
she apparently doesn't like a hoppy beer.
all malt, plus chinook and willamette hops.
daft biatch.
/get mine fresh
//only a half hour away
///southern tier slashies!
R.A.Danny
2011-12-24 01:57:45 PM
Another "opinion as fact" submission from someone that probably gives Bud Light as a gift.
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers
2011-12-24 02:26:40 PM
12349876
2011-12-24 02:26:47 PM
Gift card and let them choose. That's what I'm doing.
markfara
2011-12-24 02:27:37 PM
"Painful Rectal Itch"
GORDON
2011-12-24 02:28:12 PM
Started brewing in July, and got good enough to give my home brew out as Christmas gifts, this year.
So I'm getting a buzz out of this thread.
I'll never buy beer off the shelf again!
The Angry Hand of God
2011-12-24 02:28:56 PM
This is the good stuff...
luthia
2011-12-24 02:29:03 PM
I know right?
I hate having people go out of their way to give me something, and they pick something I don't like. They should farking know better.
olddinosaur
2011-12-24 02:29:20 PM
What, Budweiser Clamato Chelada didn't make the list?
List sux, thread over.
Primitive Screwhead
2011-12-24 02:30:48 PM
With the exception of the Lambic those are all really good beers. I'm guess the author is a Jäger Bomb kinda gal.
/Southern Teir can do no wrong
ultraholland
2011-12-24 02:31:07 PM
TFA:
ARROGANT BASTARD
go fark yourself
/voting? sure. get farked.
brandnewchair
2011-12-24 02:33:42 PM
i think Pumking is the best pumpkin beer out there..
that is, if you're in the mood for a pumpkin beer.
ShirleySerious
2011-12-24 02:34:04 PM
The large graphic on the right side says it all about this author.
Nyuni
2011-12-24 02:34:08 PM
Pine notes? In Arrogant Bastard? I'd like to know which AB she was drinking, because it is decidedly -not- piney. And Krampus has no fruit in it.
envirovore
2011-12-24 02:36:12 PM
I'd be more than happy to get 1-4 as a gift. Pumking is my favorite of the pumpkin ales, and I LOVE Arrogant Bastard. Article is fail
The Angry Hand of God
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[media.tumblr.com image 500x333]
This is the good stuff...
This is on tap again at our local craft bar. Excellent beer.
strapp3r
2011-12-24 02:38:19 PM
how 'bout a three-pack o' this for my homophobic bro-in-law?
Interrupted Infinitum
2011-12-24 02:38:44 PM
I liked the Smuttynose when I had it.
This whole article comes off as very ... well snobbish.
Primitive Screwhead
2011-12-24 02:38:50 PM
brandnewchair
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i think Pumking is the best pumpkin beer out there..
that is, if you're in the mood for a pumpkin beer.
THIS!
Weybacher Imperial Pumkin is a close 2nd.
Seacop
2011-12-24 02:40:04 PM
I didn't mind the Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic. I mean, I'm not gonna sit down and throw back a six pack, but a couple intertwined in an evening of drinking wasn't bad.
Had Mad Elf the other night at a buddies house. Holy shiat. 6 and I was lying on the garage floor.
s1ugg0
2011-12-24 02:40:22 PM
There is only one beer that is universally accepted as an excellent gift with no debate.
And that beer is
awfulperson
2011-12-24 02:40:56 PM
If the rest of their beers are as bad as their chocolate stout, then I am inclined to agree with the critic about Southern Tier's brews. That "Choklat" stout of theirs tasted like someone had melted a handful of Tootsie Rolls in a PBR. Truly undrinkable.
And I do enjoy most of Smuttynose's offerings, but they do occasionally brew a lemon. I haven't seen that Winter Ale in my local grocery, but I think I shall avoid it.
FormlessOne
2011-12-24 02:41:14 PM
ShirleySerious
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The large graphic on the right side says it all about this author.
This, actually, and not just the graphic - there are links on that site to other InBev intellectual properties (I can't call that shiat "beer"), and the whole "annoying list as attention-seeking troll post" routine was "provocative" half a decade ago. These days, not so much.
ultraholland
2011-12-24 02:42:09 PM
s1ugg0:
And that beer is
the highest proportion of skunked bottle beers I've had have been Yuengling
make me some tea
2011-12-24 02:42:30 PM
I would be happy to receive any of those beers for xmas. Especially Southern Tier. That's one of the only pumpkin ales I actually like.
s1ugg0
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There is only one beer that is universally accepted as an excellent gift with no debate.
And that beer is
[mostmetro.com image 586x404]
Yuengling is pretty meh.
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers
2011-12-24 02:44:12 PM
make me some tea
:
I would be happy to receive any of those beers for xmas. Especially Southern Tier. That's one of the only pumpkin ales I actually like.
s1ugg0: There is only one beer that is universally accepted as an excellent gift with no debate.
And that beer is
[mostmetro.com image 586x404]
Yuengling is pretty meh.
For a cheap mass-produced beer it is not bad, but it is far from my first choice
skot11
2011-12-24 02:44:59 PM
fruit ? pine needles ? WTF?
this site has a "cheep beer" blog ... no wonder the author could not appreciate real beer like Arrogant Bastard.
(i agree with the lambic though)
/hop head
//more good beer for me!
grumpyoldmann
2011-12-24 02:46:51 PM
If I like it, it is a good beer. If I don't like it, it isn't a good beer. I don't need someone telling me what to like and what not to like. That's why there are so many different brands. Not everyone's taste is the same.
FriarReb98
2011-12-24 02:47:48 PM
Giving my brother a beer guide book for Christmas, is that acceptable?
Chimpasaurus
2011-12-24 02:48:11 PM
I'm really going to take advice about "bad" beer when he has ads for BUDWEISER on the site.
Shaggy_C
2011-12-24 02:48:32 PM
I used to drink microbrews but now everyone does so I've switched to PBR
Solty Dog
2011-12-24 02:49:08 PM
s1ugg0
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And that beer is
Someone is playing a joke on you. They took the image you hotlinked and swapped it with Schuylkill County Sewer Water.
cleveoh
2011-12-24 02:49:33 PM
markfara
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"Painful Rectal Itch"
Mangled Baby Ducks.
SFSailor
2011-12-24 02:50:45 PM
Arrogant Bastard? You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.
Stick to making sandwiches and/or babies, horrible-blog-writer lady.
Hal5423
2011-12-24 02:52:07 PM
I received one of these last year. I can assure that it is always in good taste, although fairly ubiquitous when you live so close to the source.
Joe Peanut
2011-12-24 02:52:41 PM
Arrogant Bastard is an excellent winter brew. Pine notes?
And there are lots of great pumpkin beers around.
Author should stick with Bud Light.
markfara
2011-12-24 02:53:18 PM
cleveoh
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markfara: "Painful Rectal Itch"
Mangled Baby Ducks.
"Nose Hair"
IntertubeUser
2011-12-24 02:55:33 PM
I loved Pumking and enjoyed Krampus. I also celebrate the entire Stone catalog. Dumbass bloggress and her dumbass blog can go to hell.
dholway
2011-12-24 02:55:38 PM
Interrupted Infinitum
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I liked the Smuttynose when I had it.
This whole article comes off as very ... well snobbish.
It's not snobbish. It's dumb. The first four beers are good to great and not at all as described by the writer. Only the Sam Adams pathetic excuse for a lambic deserves to be on a list of bad beers.
phxmke
2011-12-24 02:56:33 PM
St_Francis_P 2011-12-24 10:14:02 AM
Won't defend most of them, but everyone I know likes Arrogant Bastard.
I like to buy one-off bottles whenever I'm at a place with a big/weird selection just to taste them,
and I loved arrogant bastard-it was great. Some are awful, some are good, but I like trying different ones.
BTW, just WHEN did Hackoor-Schoor weiss beer become "clear"??????
That's the only thing I can drink warm!!
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