Whew! Good to know I've still got some time.

Dear Santa,...

I would kill each and every one of you for the chance to give her the most disappointing 90 seconds of her life.

That's right. 90 seconds. Thank you, tantra.

I'm pretty sure I'd become a lesbian for her, if she asked nicely.

Cue studman. That chick has 'high maintenance' written all over her. Anyone who aspires to become royalty in this day and age needs their ego deflated a bit.

She was pretty funny as Nurse Jackie, too.

Wee Brain--- I can see how her accent could fool you to fall in love with her.

I love her

MR F

You guys can have her. I'll take Connie Nielsen.

Mother-Daughter 3some???

fufuomelet: I'm pretty sure I'd become a lesbian for her, if she asked nicely.

I'm pretty sure that translates to "giggity"!

Mildot: Mother-Daughter 3some???

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Yep.

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/Someone had to do it

I understand what you're saying. Let me respond with:

stoli n coke: I would kill each and every one of you for the chance to give her the most disappointing 90 seconds of her life.

That's right. 90 seconds. Thank you, tantra.

I'd probably explode if she even just walked into the same room as me.

A super hot actress with OCD and daddy issues. Just sayin.

//not sayin I wouldn't

Apparently, this bears repeating

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Apparently, this bears repeating

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and all Im asking is a chance to get tired of her shiat...

She has a face with which a photographer can do so many things. when she has some meat on her bones, her boobies are very nice. She has nice legs. Her torso is like a tube though. Not Studman69ing her, just an observation. She is very attractive.

Mildot: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Apparently, this bears repeating

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and all Im asking is a chance to get tired of her shiat...

So do we all. So do we all.

She has daddy issues. pass.

chuklz: She has daddy issues. pass.

I'm OK with regular daddy issues. Some women want to be dependant on a guy, and that's fine for them (though not really for me...)

Ms. Theron's issues are a bit different; I don't think she is looking for a surrogate daddy and damn if her mom didn't take care of business when required. I'd love to shake her mother's hand and congratulate her on doing what needed to be done in a fairly terrifying, life threatening situation.

/OK, it was in South Africa, where that's called, "Tuesday", but still impressive.

Why would she say something like th....oh, she needed attention for her new movie, Young Adult. AND there is a traile for that movie at the end of the article. What a coincidence!

chuklz: She has daddy issues. pass.

At least one person isn't completely suckered by the ridiculously 'shopped pics.

I want her. I've never been with an African-American.

no idea who this lady is, but kindda cute

"The stunning 35-year-old, who can currently be seen in theatres starring in the hit comedy Young Adult,"
There it is.

Still, she is one fine looking African-American.

I'll have her. Call me Charlize.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Call me Charlize.

If you really want us to, Charlize.

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Apparently, this bears repeating

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Truth.

Something something dick, something something crazy.

/Not sayin' I wouldn't.
//Just cos I know the rules don't mean I always follow 'em.
///In an alternate reality where I was the last guy on earth it could too happen!

SnakeMan: limboslam: "The stunning 35-year-old, who can currently be seen in theatres starring in the hit comedy Young Adult,"
There it is.

You people act like it's a fiendish plot whenever an apparent ploy for attention coincides with a movie release, but think about it: when do we usually hear celebrities talking candidly? WHEN THEY'RE FARKING PROMOTING SOMETHING!!! How often do you see a celebrity on TV or interviewed in a magazine who has nothing to promote?! So it's like a catch-22: if they had something interesting or titillating to share about themselves but they had nothing to promote, they wouldn't bother to tell YOU about it unless YOU were part of their inner circle. So the only way YOU get to know about it is if they have something to promote, at which point you go, "FAKE!!!!"

SirTanon: blog.zeemp.com

That isn't real. That's heavy professional makeup, professional lighting and photoshop.


Mildot: 2.bp.blogspot.com

That's real.


CSB: A friend of a friend of mine is this absolutely stunning woman who looks like she could be a professional model. She usually wears heavy makeup from rise till bed. But this one time I made an unexpected stop at her house to pick up her sister, I caught her without it. She looked utterly plain and unremarkable, maybe even a little gaunt in the face.

Some people out there have faces that makeup can completely transform. But then, do they have to live their lives always in makeup in order to keep up appearances? How do the people in their lives react to them without makeup? In the case of the woman I talked about above, she is rather vain and shallow. The men she dates are the same. So I assume that she polices herself because the men would probably give her a very bad reaction if she went without it yes?


/likes being able to wake up in the morning next to a beautiful woman, sans warpaint
//eventually, the stuff has to come off and you have to see the real person underneath it all

FTA

Woody Harrelson: 'Charlize was a a classic broad, who can be vulgar and drink you under the table'.

Charlize: 'I'm not vulgar, but I was raised by a broad, and some of that rubbed off... and I am grateful for that.'

Nice.

Alphax: Mildot: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Apparently, this bears repeating

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and all Im asking is a chance to get tired of her shiat...

So do we all. So do we all.

So say we all

Is it even possible for Prince Harry's life to be any better than it already is? Nailing Charlize Theron among many many others apparently. I have a wierd mixture of profound envy and respect for that guy.

therecksays: Alphax: Mildot: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Apparently, this bears repeating

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and all Im asking is a chance to get tired of her shiat...

So do we all. So do we all.

So say we all

Some learn by being told. Some learn by observation. The rest just won't listen and insist on pissing on the electric fence themselves.

Pumpernickel bread: Is it even possible for Prince Harry's life to be any better than it already is? Nailing Charlize Theron among many many others apparently. I have a wierd mixture of profound envy and respect for that guy.

Heil Harry!

Lord Farkwad: Pumpernickel bread: Is it even possible for Prince Harry's life to be any better than it already is? Nailing Charlize Theron among many many others apparently. I have a wierd mixture of profound envy and respect for that guy.

Heil Harry!
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I bet Queen Nazi it coming

fufuomelet - How you doin?