Eerie.

I wish I was a monkey

digitalpirate: I wish I was a monkey

You are a monkey.

Dadoody: digitalpirate: I wish I was a monkey

You are a monkey.

Sadly, you are mistaken.

I was just there at the park before Thanksgiving. The little guys are cute. But the adults are not nearly as cute as the nature shows pretend they are.

The males are aggressive, there were constant fights going on while we were there. And they are not tame. While they tolerate people there, if you get too close they will react. Someone on the tour tried to get close to have a friend get a photo, and got slapped by one. It is NOT a petting zoo. I thought I was getting charged by a large male who who growled and made other aggressive noises, and seemed like he was looking right at me from about 50-80 feet away, but he charged right past me to another male concealed in the bushes behind me. That was a bit more excitement than I wanted. They are not not that big, maybe 50 lbs or so I guess, but could definitely do you some damage if they wanted to.

I just checked the wiki on these guys and they say the average male is about 25 lbs. I dunno, they seem a heck of a lot bigger when they are rushing at you with fangs bared.

Dadoody: You are a monkey.

I'm a monkey's nephew, but proud of it.

jake_lex: If I have to do my next lifetime as an animal, I wanna be a bonobo. Those guys know how to party. (new window)

Yeah brotha! *high fives*

I thought this was going to be the Skyrim Troll mod..