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(Daily Mail) Spiffy Finally, the dream of a three-boobed woman may come true: Nevada Brothel owner to open Sci-Fi themed cathouse   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 64
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2011-12-24 07:44:24 AM
Savvy.
 
2011-12-24 07:53:36 AM
Total fail unless this is available.

www.hecklerspray.com
 
2011-12-24 08:11:29 AM
www.explosm.net
 
2011-12-24 09:43:21 AM
Okay but only one Slave Leia per shift. That is played.

/still hot but played
 
2011-12-24 10:49:06 AM
If anyone watches Cathouse, you'd know the Bunny Ranch already has storm trooper costumes.
 
2011-12-24 10:51:10 AM
Well I want to have sex with a Cyborg. Nothing turns me on more than the sight of a glowing red optical probe staring at me with inhuman intensity as cold metallic hands stroke me, fondle me, and at last lead me to nirvana within the cold heartless and completely sterile confines of a prosthetic womb.
 
2011-12-24 10:51:19 AM
images.wikia.com

yes please

images.wikia.com

Oh hell yes please
 
2011-12-24 10:54:09 AM
From the sounds, this is not a sci-fi themed brothel but generically alien themed brothel. Makes sense as characters and settings which are recognizable would probably be covered under intellectual property rights.
 
2011-12-24 11:01:56 AM
Green chicks might not be feasible. But this would work


farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2011-12-24 11:05:29 AM
Gergesa: Well I want to have sex with a Cyborg.

So, are clunkies more or less socially acceptable than furries?
 
2011-12-24 11:06:31 AM
www.hostilegamer.com
 
2011-12-24 11:09:17 AM
t3knomanser: Gergesa: Well I want to have sex with a Cyborg.

So, are clunkies more or less socially acceptable than furries?


Show us some pics so we can debate it rationally.
 
2011-12-24 11:10:25 AM
Ok, THIS is what a prostitute actually looks like:

media.tumblr.com

And if that didn't send your boner into the ground, get some damn glasses.
 
2011-12-24 11:10:37 AM
Hope it's non of these chicks
i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-24 11:12:02 AM
Jane Leeves.
 
2011-12-24 11:35:28 AM
Ralph Hayes is a prophet

Link (new window)
 
2011-12-24 11:42:07 AM
how about no...

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2011-12-24 11:45:58 AM
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2011-12-24 11:51:54 AM
I can haz Gigolo Jane?

cdn-www.cracked.com
 
2011-12-24 11:58:39 AM
Mildot: how about no...

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Are... are those real?
 
2011-12-24 12:11:40 PM
Gergesa: Well I want to have sex with a Cyborg. Nothing turns me on more than the sight of a glowing red optical probe staring at me with inhuman intensity as cold metallic hands stroke me, fondle me, and at last lead me to nirvana within the cold heartless and completely sterile confines of a prosthetic womb.

My ex-wife would like a word. Not a cyborg but she meets all the other qualifications except the Nirvana part.
 
2011-12-24 12:13:13 PM
I'd like to book "the Doctor's companions throughout the series" room for the next decade or so please.
 
2011-12-24 12:15:16 PM
images2.fanpop.com
/better know how to perform oo mox
 
2011-12-24 12:20:20 PM
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in excitement and basements were suddenly vacated.
 
2011-12-24 12:26:28 PM
Rufus_T_Firefly: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in excitement and basements were suddenly vacated.

Damn straight startrek fans would vacate their 'basement' at the thought of being around a woman.
 
2011-12-24 12:30:18 PM
BumpInTheNight: Rufus_T_Firefly: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in excitement and basements were suddenly vacated.

Damn straight startrek fans would vacate their 'basement' at the thought of being around a woman.


Not sure if serious....
 
2011-12-24 12:47:27 PM
If they've got a decent Amy Pond look-a-like, I'm there. Has to have the accent and the attitude, though.
 
2011-12-24 12:59:17 PM
flaminio: I can haz Gigolo Jane?

I ... Uh... I'll be right back

/ fap
 
2011-12-24 01:13:37 PM
Fap?

www.wired.com
 
2011-12-24 01:17:23 PM
mrlewish: Fap?

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Look at those eggs. You know she's a slut.
 
2011-12-24 01:18:08 PM
Fish in a Barrel: If they've got a decent Amy Pond look-a-like, I'm there. Has to have the accent and the attitude, though.

I'd think most hookers can pull off vapid pretty well.
 
2011-12-24 01:20:08 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Fish in a Barrel: If they've got a decent Amy Pond look-a-like, I'm there. Has to have the accent and the attitude, though.

I'd think most hookers can pull off vapid pretty well.


He said, "Amy Pond", not "Karen Gillian".
 
2011-12-24 01:22:18 PM
So, what's a sci-fi brothel anyway? The hookers wear costumes?

I've never understood that kind of role playing... get naked, use tongues, fingers, and genitals in various combinations. The costumes just get in the way, and are brief foreplay at best.
 
2011-12-24 01:26:17 PM
Tonight only: Ernest Borgnine and The Black Hole
 
2011-12-24 01:34:58 PM
Unsung_Hero: So, what's a sci-fi brothel anyway? The hookers wear costumes?

I've never understood that kind of role playing... get naked, use tongues, fingers, and genitals in various combinations. The costumes just get in the way, and are brief foreplay at best.


Take for example recreating the scenes with the hot chick from Bad Santa, something about having the girlfriend dress up like that while I'm in a santa suit is magical. She even does the part where we first me to a perfect T, all forward and that while I'm acting all pessimistic about the whole situation and cautious that something really bad is about to happen since things like this are too good to be true. Then as things pick up she gets me every time with the best line of the movie...

..."want me to fix you some sandwiches?"
 
2011-12-24 01:36:43 PM
It is going to be more like guess the exotic off world disease you've picked up.
 
2011-12-24 01:45:53 PM
www.rumramruf.com

...okay.
 
2011-12-24 01:51:27 PM
If you can't afford a trip to Nevada, you can try the home version (new window, NSFW).
 
2011-12-24 02:30:29 PM
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2011-12-24 02:32:47 PM
Under no circumstances should you search for images of "Taylor Chanel".

Just knockers it off!
 
2011-12-24 02:42:25 PM
I will don my very best Han Solo costume, and you can be certain I will be shooting first.
 
2011-12-24 03:24:49 PM
A couple of the Neon City Garrison stormtroopers are brothel girls.
 
2011-12-24 03:40:44 PM
cdn.pimpmyspace.org
 
2011-12-24 03:42:17 PM
This is probably closer,

www.sffchronicles.co.uk
 
2011-12-24 03:43:56 PM
I wonder if they will cater to Star Wars fan BBW Fetishists who have always wanted to fark Jabba?
 
2011-12-24 04:08:54 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2011-12-24 04:23:36 PM
An old friend of mine used to talk about doing a "SF Con Hooker" costume: a felinoid in a skimpy outfit with 6 breasts.

Its a pity she never got around to it: she could have easily done it justice.
 
2011-12-24 04:34:05 PM
scalpod: Under no circumstances should you search for images of "Taylor Chanel".

Just knockers it off!


Well, Someone Had To... (NSFW new window)
 
2011-12-24 04:39:32 PM
Link (NSFW new window)
 
2011-12-24 04:42:55 PM
Why would anyone want a three-boobed woman?
 
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