When they had the fish in the movie Airplane, everyone got sick.

Who'll steer the country?

FTFA
"THE people of North Korea's capital have received a special gift from recently deceased leader Kim Jong-Il: loads and loads of fish."

Meanwhile, the people living out in the countryside and starving to death? Pretty much farked.

Wow, an entire nation with Stockholm Syndrome. What an impressive legacy.

SlothB77: You know who else gave his people loads and loads of fish?

Well, Jesus?

tcan: Wow, an entire nation with Stockholm Syndrome. What an impressive legacy.

More like "media plants espouse the script as it was dictated to them at gunpoint".

What that mourning period looks like!!

The "so long" part doesn't really fit. The dolphins were free to go.

Kim Jong Suk.
See Kim Suk.
See Kim suk dong.
See Kim suk wan jung long wang.
See people starve.
See people die.
See Korea all phuc dup.
Korea suks.

best I could do on short notice (got nothin' as usual.)

There's something fishy about this entire story.

At the moment of dear leaders death many fish leap into the boats singing eat me, eat me. but everyone should save just 1 fish to nail to a board to hang on wall. As a memorial for that other invention of dear leader Birry bass

tcan: Wow, an entire nation with Stockholm Syndrome. What an impressive legacy.

It's not Stockholm Syndrome if victims don't remember life without captors

Long Jung Silvers?

traylor: SlothB77: You know who else gave his people loads and loads of fish?

Well, Jesus?

Ah, thanks.! I'm biblically challenged.

Bob_Sled: traylor: SlothB77: You know who else gave his people loads and loads of fish?

Well, Jesus?

Ah, thanks.! I'm biblically challenged.

Wasn't it Moses that hosted loaves and fishes night?

Sarcastic Fringehead: Bob_Sled: traylor: SlothB77: You know who else gave his people loads and loads of fish?

Well, Jesus?

Ah, thanks.! I'm biblically challenged.

Wasn't it Moses that hosted loaves and fishes night?

Yep, you just found one of the interesting things about the New Testament, a lot of the stories in the New Testament are retelling of the Old. In the Old Testament, if you wanted to give credence to something, you attributed it to Moses. When they were writing the New Testament, they wanted to put Jesus on the same level as Mosed (remember Jesus was a jew) and to do that they took all the old stories about Moses and put a fresh spin. Another example is the Sermon on the Mount was supposed to invoke memories of when Moses came down from the mountain and preached to everyone about the 10 commandments.

FTFA
"THE people of North Korea's capital have received a special gift from recently deceased leader Kim Jong-Il: loads and loads of fish."

Here in 'Murka, I drive a block to McDonald's and have a Fillet-o-Fish with a Sanka.

Better than a bowl of dicks.

S-O-L-L-Y F-O-R T-H-E I-N-C-O-N-V-E-N-I-E-N-C-E

Eddie_Dean_NY: S-O-L-L-Y F-O-R T-H-E I-N-C-O-N-V-E-N-I-E-N-C-E

Brilliant!

/Indisputable proof that Kim Jong Il != God?
// Or indisputable proof that he is = God?
///Confused.

Damn, I want an entire country whose populace can be bought off with a few bags of cheap fish. Gebus, those poor, people.

And yea, Pyonyang or whatever, is stacked with the party faithful, the loyal sychophiants, assorted ass kissers and deluded, plus the paid off military.

You have to have a permit to live in Py, otherwise it's eat farking grass for you!

I hope that when the people of NK finally rise up, that the deaths of their oppressers are long, very long, and quite, infact extremely painful.

Hats off to you subby