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2011-12-23 11:37:52 PM
Easy. Don't pay them.
 
2011-12-24 12:33:31 AM
Six pounds? Jesus, Ryanair, there's a reason everyone hates you.
 
2011-12-24 12:50:51 AM
you gotta fight
fo yo right
to.....

what was that last part again?
 
2011-12-24 06:05:48 AM
Credit card companies usually get pissy when companies try this crap. I expect MasterCard / Visa / etc. will be making a call to them soon.
 
2011-12-24 06:42:00 AM
I'm just relieved it's not a US airline.

/Tokyo->NYC in mid-May, $1800 for a nonstop/RT flight
//5 years ago it was $900 or so
///fark airlines
 
2011-12-24 06:47:49 AM
Eh... I went to Europe in 2006 and they changed me a fee to use my credit card back then. Nothing new. Still the cheapest and fastest way to get around after you add in all the fees.
 
2011-12-24 07:44:02 AM
Doctor Jan Itor: Credit card companies usually get pissy when companies try this crap. I expect MasterCard / Visa / etc. will be making a call to them soon.

Actually, they don't care. The actual CC agreement the company is bound to says that they can't charge more for the product or service just because you want to pay with plastic. The merchant is more than welcome to offer a "cash discount" or add a "convenience fee", so long as the actual price isn't adjusted.

I'm old enough to remember when gas stations used to offer a discount for cash. The pumps all reflected the "normal" price while pumping and the discount was given when you paid cash. Of course, I can also remember having to go inside to pay. No pay-at-the-pump back then.

/my lawn - OFF!
 
2011-12-24 07:50:27 AM
Doesn't Europe have a pretty good high-speed rail system? Do they charge similar fees? If not, I could see a fair amount of people opting for the train ride when they have the extra time to spare, just to give the middle finger to the airline companies.
 
2011-12-24 07:58:24 AM
\Doctor Jan Itor: Credit card companies usually get pissy when companies try this crap. I expect MasterCard / Visa / etc. will be making a call to them soon.

The rules are different in Europe. Credit card use is significantly lower, and the companies don't have anywhere near as much leverage because of the prevalence of debit systems (aka Bankomat) and electronic transfers.

That said, Ryanair can eat a bag of dicks. They charge fees for everything, so that £6 flight ends up costing £50 by time you take everything into account. It's cheap, but it's so unpleasant that I don't ever fly with them anymore. It's not much more expensive to upgrade to an actual airline, especially if you want to take any bagage with you.
 
2011-12-24 09:24:08 AM
Yo dawg...
 
2011-12-24 09:24:53 AM
Tendancy to over-dew it: Doesn't Europe have a pretty good high-speed rail system? Do they charge similar fees? If not, I could see a fair amount of people opting for the train ride when they have the extra time to spare, just to give the middle finger to the airline companies.

Know how I know you've never been to Europe? We all wear black, too. Bring your diet Coke!!
 
2011-12-24 09:27:29 AM
Doctor Jan Itor: Credit card companies usually get pissy when companies try this crap. I expect MasterCard / Visa / etc. will be making a call to them soon.

Please do notify them about the entertainment industry, professional sports teams, TicketMaster, etc.
 
2011-12-24 09:32:48 AM
dokool
I'm just relieved it's not a US airline.

/Tokyo->NYC in mid-May, $1800 for a nonstop/RT flight
//5 years ago it was $900 or so
///fark airlines


Yeah, but in the late '70's I paid about $1100 for r/t Vancouver-> Tokyo. And crude oil was probably about $9/bbl then, so if you consider the fuel costs and time... that's not a bad increase year over year.

RyanAir only exists because people are stupid and put up with their shiat. These are the morons that stand at the ticket counter when their flights are weather delayed screaming that they will NEVER fly this airline again. But of course they will if that's where Cheapasstickets.com books them. They have no loyalty to the carrier. They just want to get from A to B as cheaply as possible, then they expect to be treated like first class frequent flyers. Fark em all.
 
2011-12-24 09:56:28 AM
Rodeodoc: dokool
I'm just relieved it's not a US airline.

/Tokyo->NYC in mid-May, $1800 for a nonstop/RT flight
//5 years ago it was $900 or so
///fark airlines

Yeah, but in the late '70's I paid about $1100 for r/t Vancouver-> Tokyo. And crude oil was probably about $9/bbl then, so if you consider the fuel costs and time... that's not a bad increase year over year.


I've done the trip back-and-forth about a dozen times since I moved to Tokyo and so I'm just cynical about the whole experience.

Right now the cheapest flight available is $1500, and includes an overnight stop in China (because *that's* not a waste of fuel, oh no). Airlines charge insane prices if you try to book early and insane prices if you're late to the game, and it seems like nobody knows when the best time to book is especially for AsiaNorth America flights.

Plus that nonstop flight is through Delta, which means that I could get better customer service by paying someone to kick me in the balls. If I saw a $1500 flight through Continental I would buy it this instant, but apparently that's never going to happen.
 
2011-12-24 10:03:02 AM
Yo dawg. We heard you hate fees so we put a fee inside your fee so you can pay out the ass for bad service while you pay out the ass for bad service.
 
2011-12-24 10:08:17 AM
RyanAir should be renamed Asshat Airlines.

/same people that want to charge to use the lavaoratory
/same people that want to have no seats and standing-room-only
 
2011-12-24 10:24:54 AM
dokool: I'm just relieved it's not a US airline.

/Tokyo->NYC in mid-May, $1800 for a nonstop/RT flight
//5 years ago it was $900 or so
///fark airlines


TravelZoo has $850 RT to Japan for Jan-April travel. Just sayin...
 
2011-12-24 10:37:11 AM
SomeSmith: dokool: I'm just relieved it's not a US airline.

/Tokyo->NYC in mid-May, $1800 for a nonstop/RT flight
//5 years ago it was $900 or so
///fark airlines

TravelZoo has $850 RT to Japan for Jan-April travel. Just sayin...


1) flights from America to Japan and back are always cheaper than the other way around
2) Wedding and a graduation to attend, so my dates are set in stone

Just sayin'...
 
2011-12-24 10:41:19 AM
If your business publishes a price for their service that is in fact impossible to obtain, then you are engaging in deceptive practices.

The travel industry fee model has pretty much crossed over into this territory, and the only reason is that they are trying to game the search engines. That, my friends, is essentially deceptive.
 
2011-12-24 12:13:59 PM
Just tell me what the total bill will be for the flight. I'll make up my mind from there. It really doesn't have to be harder than that.
 
2011-12-24 12:30:10 PM
Friskya: I'm old enough to remember when gas stations used to offer a discount for cash. The pumps all reflected the "normal" price while pumping and the discount was given when you paid cash. Of course, I can also remember having to go inside to pay. No pay-at-the-pump back then.

/my lawn - OFF!


I remember when 'gas station' meant 'service station that sold gas' and not 'convenience store that sold gas'. You pulled in and rolled over the air hose, a large bell inside would announce your arrival with a loud *clang!* *clang!*, and the man there would come out and pump the gas for you. He would also clean your windows, check the oil, and sometimes the tire pressure too. And he did this all for 65 cents a gallon.

As far as airlines go, TWA and Pan-Am were still around and all the National girls wanted you to fly them. The only monkeys banging on your luggage were the ones on TV for the American Tourister commercials. I also ate the chicken in coach using real silverware.

/either get off my lawn or start mowing
//then there was the coolness of SkyLab
 
2011-12-24 12:56:58 PM
I worked in the travel industry prior to 9/11 and a lot of your more economical rates do have restrictions, ie; non-refundable, change fees, ect

If you wanted, you could plop down the coinage for a higher rate that did not carry change fees, ect
 
2011-12-24 01:18:04 PM
Tendancy to over-dew it: Doesn't Europe have a pretty good high-speed rail system? Do they charge similar fees? If not, I could see a fair amount of people opting for the train ride when they have the extra time to spare, just to give the middle finger to the airline companies.

The days of the romanticized European international rail service are long gone partly because of the deregulation (regulation?) of the airlines which created the likes of Ryanair and Easyjet. A train ride from Paris to Rome could take 6-10 hours depending on the route etc with changes involved and Im not sure about the cost. You could take a flight and be there in an hour or so and be charged significantly less than €100 if you timed it right. European train travel has turned into people traveling within their own country as commuters or for short breaks, i.e. someone traveling from Rome to Milan for the weekend.
 
2011-12-24 01:37:35 PM
DemoKnite:
The days of the romanticized European international rail service are long gone partly because of the deregulation (regulation?) of the airlines which created the likes of Ryanair and Easyjet.


Who are you shiatting? I did Paris to Amsterdam last year for 130 euros. Oh, that was first class (2+1 seating, meals, drinks, the works...), and a 3 hour 15 min trip. Far nicer than any budget airline, and for only a few dollars more. And we left and arrived right on the clock. Wake me up when an airline can beat that....
 
kab
2011-12-24 01:49:11 PM
Why wouldn't airlines continue sneaking in fees? Folks still seem to line up for the fleecing. biatching about it will accomplish absolutely nothing.

/refuses to fly on my own dime unless there is absolutely no other option.
//hope airlines tank.
///fark them and the TSA.
 
2011-12-24 02:03:27 PM
Is it just me, or does it seem whenever there's an abuse of airline passengers going on, the odds are good that it's a story about Ryanair?

It's like they're the Herman Cain of airlines or something.
 
2011-12-24 02:10:12 PM
kab: Why wouldn't airlines continue sneaking in fees? Folks still seem to line up for the fleecing. biatching about it will accomplish absolutely nothing.

That about sums it up. I always tell people the same thing when I hear them complain about gas prices. What kind of vehicle do you drive? I see. You live a mile from the Post Office; do you walk/bike there or drive? I see. You work two miles from home; do you walk/bike there or do you drive? I see. You want to make a difference? Complain with your decisions, not your vocal chords.
 
2011-12-24 02:50:03 PM
PsychoPhil: DemoKnite:
The days of the romanticized European international rail service are long gone partly because of the deregulation (regulation?) of the airlines which created the likes of Ryanair and Easyjet.

Who are you shiatting? I did Paris to Amsterdam last year for 130 euros. Oh, that was first class (2+1 seating, meals, drinks, the works...), and a 3 hour 15 min trip. Far nicer than any budget airline, and for only a few dollars more. And we left and arrived right on the clock. Wake me up when an airline can beat that....


Glad you enjoyed it, but it's anecdotal at best. If it werent cheaper and more convenient to fly people wouldnt do it and Ryanair wouldnt be one of the most profitable airlines in Europe. For anyone in the UK/Ireland, crossing the Irish Sea or English Channel is expensive, if you live in an "outlying" city like Madrid or Rome it's cheaper and more convenient to fly.
 
2011-12-24 02:50:54 PM
edmo: Doctor Jan Itor: Credit card companies usually get pissy when companies try this crap. I expect MasterCard / Visa / etc. will be making a call to them soon.

Please do notify them about the entertainment industry, professional sports teams, TicketMaster, etc.


Yeah :( "Service fee" my ass. Fees to pay for things should be illegal. It should be considered falsely advertising the real price of the item.
 
2011-12-24 03:14:25 PM
PsychoPhil:

Who are you shiatting? I did Paris to Amsterdam last year for 130 euros. Oh, that was first class (2+1 seating, meals, drinks, the works...), and a 3 hour 15 min trip. Far nicer than any budget airline, and for only a few dollars more. And we left and arrived right on the clock. Wake me up when an airline can beat that....


It's just so *nice* when European trains run on time....
 
2011-12-24 04:13:30 PM
Bonzo_1116: PsychoPhil:

Who are you shiatting? I did Paris to Amsterdam last year for 130 euros. Oh, that was first class (2+1 seating, meals, drinks, the works...), and a 3 hour 15 min trip. Far nicer than any budget airline, and for only a few dollars more. And we left and arrived right on the clock. Wake me up when an airline can beat that....

It's just so *nice* when European trains run on time....


You know who ELSE liked trains running?

/Sheldon Cooper
 
2011-12-24 04:21:38 PM
stellarossa: Know how I know you've never been to Europe? We all wear black, too. Bring your diet Coke!!

I'm just glad you all speak English so we don't have to learn phrases in all those bullshiat dying languages. Feel free to speak them amongst yourselves, though, it adds to the atmosphere when we're on vacation.
 
2011-12-24 04:29:53 PM
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Ticketmaster is getting into the travel business? It was only a matter of time.
 
2011-12-24 05:20:25 PM
Why are people willing to complacently accept excessive fees to fly on an airplane but will go on an almost witch hunt and burn the building down when it comes to banking fees?
 
2011-12-24 06:00:06 PM
A budget airline nickel-and-diming people? Who da thunk?

Folks, here's the way it works: the legacy carriers cost more and roll all of these fees into their total cost of service. The budget carriers tend to be less, and want to come up the cheapest flight option when you search for flights on Kayak, Expedia, Travelocity, etc., so all of the service fees are below the line.
 
2011-12-24 09:20:24 PM
memedump.com
 
2011-12-24 11:24:02 PM
sonorangal: Why are people willing to complacently accept excessive fees to fly on an airplane but will go on an almost witch hunt and burn the building down when it comes to banking fees?

Most people fly once or twice a year, but bank daily.
 
2011-12-25 01:10:40 AM
DigitalCoffee: Friskya: I'm old enough to remember when gas stations used to offer a discount for cash. The pumps all reflected the "normal" price while pumping and the discount was given when you paid cash. Of course, I can also remember having to go inside to pay. No pay-at-the-pump back then.

/my lawn - OFF!

I remember when 'gas station' meant 'service station that sold gas' and not 'convenience store that sold gas'. You pulled in and rolled over the air hose, a large bell inside would announce your arrival with a loud *clang!* *clang!*, and the man there would come out and pump the gas for you. He would also clean your windows, check the oil, and sometimes the tire pressure too. And he did this all for 65 cents a gallon.

As far as airlines go, TWA and Pan-Am were still around and all the National girls wanted you to fly them. The only monkeys banging on your luggage were the ones on TV for the American Tourister commercials. I also ate the chicken in coach using real silverware.

/either get off my lawn or start mowing
//then there was the coolness of SkyLab


"You can trust your car to the man who wears the star, the big, bright Texaco STAAARRR!"
 
2011-12-25 04:16:29 PM
Huck And Molly Ziegler: DigitalCoffee: Friskya: I'm old enough to remember when gas stations used to offer a discount for cash. The pumps all reflected the "normal" price while pumping and the discount was given when you paid cash. Of course, I can also remember having to go inside to pay. No pay-at-the-pump back then.

/my lawn - OFF!

I remember when 'gas station' meant 'service station that sold gas' and not 'convenience store that sold gas'. You pulled in and rolled over the air hose, a large bell inside would announce your arrival with a loud *clang!* *clang!*, and the man there would come out and pump the gas for you. He would also clean your windows, check the oil, and sometimes the tire pressure too. And he did this all for 65 cents a gallon.

As far as airlines go, TWA and Pan-Am were still around and all the National girls wanted you to fly them. The only monkeys banging on your luggage were the ones on TV for the American Tourister commercials. I also ate the chicken in coach using real silverware.

/either get off my lawn or start mowing
//then there was the coolness of SkyLab

"You can trust your car to the man who wears the star, the big, bright Texaco STAAARRR!"


"You can check your car to the system with the star. Checking oil, checking landing gear..."
 
2011-12-25 10:26:55 PM
PsychoPhil: DemoKnite:
The days of the romanticized European international rail service are long gone partly because of the deregulation (regulation?) of the airlines which created the likes of Ryanair and Easyjet.

Who are you shiatting? I did Paris to Amsterdam last year for 130 euros. Oh, that was first class (2+1 seating, meals, drinks, the works...), and a 3 hour 15 min trip. Far nicer than any budget airline, and for only a few dollars more. And we left and arrived right on the clock. Wake me up when an airline can beat that....


What DemoKnite said was absolutely correct. It's far cheaper to fly around Europe than to take the train. The train is far more comfortable and gets you city center to city center, but you're only using it for weekend trips that are 4-5 hours at the max. If I want to go to Greece or Spain from Prague, I'm sure as hell not taking a train because it will take forever and cost more than the shiatty discount airlines
 
2011-12-25 10:28:46 PM
My "favorite" discount airline, which I go back to because I know what I'm getting.

Booking fee MasterCard, Visa Per flight, per passenger 8 EUR / 7 GBP
Booking fee Maestro Per flight, per passenger 6 EUR / 5 GBP
Booking fee Bank transfer Per flight, per passenger 4 EUR / 3.4 GBP

So you cannot pay without incurring a fee
 
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