She might want to go ahead and look into brain surgery while she's at it. The fact that she let this guy proceed after he had her hold the IV and smoked a cigar... wow. I'm sure there were a few dozen other red flags that she was too dim to see. If she truly has learned her lesson, she should first punch the person who referred her to this schizo.

"the penis doctor will see you now"

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WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

Thanks. That pic is going to haunt my dreams.

/the horror...the horror...the horror

Why did he bring the fat to her house? I would have loved to hear that conversation.

Fooshards: some_beer_drinker: [maxcdn.fooyoh.com image 630x354]

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WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

that is the penis doctor who killed a dude in an ill advised, fake medical procedure, to enhance his penis. the penis doctor also appears to be a dude, or a very very ugly chick. who knows.

wumpus: Why did he bring the fat to her house? I would have loved to hear that conversation.

As you know, we here at EZ Lift and Suck pride ourselves on guarding your health. As you'll recall, you opted for the additional cancer screening of your removed fat. And at $49.95, who wouldn't? Though we are awaiting the test results, we no longer need the sample for testing. Federal law - and we are very strict about adhering to all laws - states that any material removed from your person is your property until such time as you sign it over to the clinic's possesion. Of course, there will be an additional waste disposal fee if you'd like... No? You don't wish to dispose of this bio-matter at our facility? No, no. No problem at all! Where's your can?

^^thinks subby needs to re-evaluate his standards for "legit"

MurphyMurphy: ^^thinks subby needs to re-evaluate his standards for "legit"

Honestly I trust a doctor who smokes. It means he sees enough death and human weakness to say fark it, I know what comes eventuality. It means he's honest. An honest doctor who smokes will still be a thousand times more beneficial than a chiropractor who doesn't.

I'm using plenty of antibiotics, you'll be fine.

What was he supposed to do with it, make scented candles?

AcneVulgaris: What was he supposed to do with it, make scented candles?

Make really expensive soap?

/his name was Robert Paulson

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: and performed liposuction on an unsuspecting woman

He must be good to perform liposuction without her knowing.

I didn't get that either. She did book the appt. and pay him for services right?

My pediatrician growing up smoked in the exam room.

Silly 70s.

But then my dentist didn't use gloves or anything like that either.

Came for the Fight Club, BSG, and Dr. Nick Riviera references, leaving satisfied. Merry xmas farkers!

Can we all agree that surgery is the one area if your life where you shouldn't be bargain hunting? How does it creep into somones mind that this is a good idea.

Another reason I'm glad I regard my decrepitude, obesity & ugliness as your problem.

If you don't like my looks don't stare so hard.