teto85: Mitt Romulan

hehe

I say Cheney's a Ferengi.

Disposable Rob: Biden is movie-era Scotty.

That's what I was going to say, though I'd even put him with Scotty-classic. Always saying weird and borderline incomprehensible things, but making me laugh anyway.

Actually, a Vulcan-esque president would be great. Dedicated to rationality, but with a deep, creamy emotional center. You know, the exact opposite of Bush.

/Zing!
//Being able to nerve-pinch opponents wouldn't hurt, either.

More Spock-like figures in politics is a good thing.

Ron Paul is Wesley Crusher.

Of course he's not Spock. "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few". That sound like Obama to you?

/not a trekkie
//trekker, whatever nerd
///disappointed in Barry

Came for the Tuvok reference, leaving satisfied. Thanks Somacandra.

<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6842714/73874580#c73874580" target="_blank">shpritz</a>:</b> <i>More Spock-like figures in politics is a good thing.</i>

We are here. We are the 5% of political operatives on both the Republican and Democrat side of politics. We only get along with others like us because we know how to laugh at ourselves/eachother. We can craft policies that will keep our respective constituencies satiated, but it doesn't help our employers so we may not do so. We can make our country great, better yet: feared

Please take an active role in your local democrat or republican committee so you can find and help us

Rick Perry is like Harry Mudd.

Remember that episode where the Enterprise D was caught in this web of unintelligent 2-dimensional beings that were dragging the ship towards its and their mutual destruction because they were mindlessly following their instincts?

The ship is the country and the beings are republicans.

Spock would want you to live long and prosper.

Well duh, he can't be half-Kenyan, half-Muslin AND half-Vulcan. Well, maybe on a Fox News pie chart he could.

Been saving this one for awhile. Wrong universe, I know...

d1jeditech: Came for the Tuvok reference, leaving satisfied. Thanks Somacandra.

This :)

Spock/Kirk 2012!

And the Occupy movement are the Space Hippies.

Doc Daneeka:

Jesus, Hilly has Paula Deen Eyes.

Creepy biatches, the both of them.

Wyalt Derp: Well duh, he can't be half-Kenyan, half-Muslin AND half-Vulcan. Well, maybe on a Fox News pie chart he could.

Bucky Katt: What kind of stupid farking question is that?

BEHOLD. the state of the modern media. no integrity, no investigative journalism, just tabloid bullshiat.

Sarah Palin's Conscience: Doc Daneeka:

Jesus, Hilly has Paula Deen Eyes.

Creepy biatches, the both of them.

Hillary and who? Paula Deen? What could you possibly have against someone who uses a pound of butter in anything she cooks?

Actually, his answers are surprisingly socialist.

-He hates cruel people that don't do their jobs (which he believes are the Republicans in Congress, who are actually heroes).
- He admires Lincoln and Gandhi. One of them started a civil war just because some states wanted their states' rights back, like RON PAUL does. The other was brown.
- Obama is happy when the people around him are happy, which implies redistribution of wealth is necessary to force everyone to smile.
- Obama wants to learn Spanish, so he can bring more Mexicans into America to steal jobs of hard-working Americans.
- Obama doesn't believe in reincarnation. Why does he hate Hindus?
- He believes security is overrated. He wants terrorists to attack America.

Why would anyone deny being Spock-like?

Spock was awesome.

Believe me, if you had to choose a fictional model for leadership, you could do a whole lot worse.

182: ...and the Tea Party celebrates being Tribble-like.

Actually, they're more like the Borg; but without the threat to assimilate mankind.

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The thing is, none of the villains in Star Trek were evil enough to match up to reality.