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teto85

2011-12-23 09:11:34 PM

How can it be so dusty on a cold winter's night? Or should that be Knight?

ArkAngel

2011-12-24 12:35:31 AM

Shouldn't have cut those onions...

Smokey the Bare

2011-12-24 02:29:31 AM

I guess the kids don't watch the news.

/good for them to have their Dad back

digitalpirate

2011-12-24 02:31:33 AM

I hate kids

Jument

2011-12-24 02:32:20 AM

Meh.

JasonOfOrillia

2011-12-24 02:32:30 AM

I was going to say something snarky but that was pretty damn touching.

No_he_didnt

2011-12-24 02:33:32 AM

Initiate anti-war sentiment!

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash

2011-12-24 02:33:32 AM

Well next time don't leave your kids.

Mock26

2011-12-24 02:39:05 AM

Nice video, but I think these two are much better:

First Video

Second Video

Dadoody

2011-12-24 02:49:53 AM

Meanwhile in Africa...

fbgmed.files.wordpress.com

Sun Khan

2011-12-24 02:51:17 AM

It seemed like the younger boy didn't quite know his father like the older boy did. I can't help but think that's going to leave a mark somewhere.

Dadoody

2011-12-24 02:56:58 AM

Meanwhile in Iraq:

Yakivegas

2011-12-24 03:00:43 AM

Sun Khan: It seemed like the younger boy didn't quite know his father like the older boy did. I can't help but think that's going to leave a mark somewhere.

I think it was more to do with the youngest boy trying to figure out how his dad was the Green Knight. His dad was "out of context", so to speak.

Dadoody

2011-12-24 03:01:35 AM

Meanwhile in Iraq:

franklinperry.files.wordpress.com

johndalek

2011-12-24 03:02:53 AM

damn medeival dust

Aeonite

2011-12-24 03:03:03 AM

There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils AT Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?

TommyymmoT

2011-12-24 03:04:01 AM

This crap isn't exactly warming the cockles of my heart anymore.
After the first 50 or so of the same video, it becomes tedious.

Why don't they show some of the ones where daddy has no arms anymore, or the ones where he's catatonic?

www.gilliesarchives.org.uk

Daddy!

jso2897

2011-12-24 03:11:11 AM

No_he_didnt: Initiate anti-war sentiment!

Oh, no. That would be terrible!

lohphat

2011-12-24 03:11:52 AM

I'm all for reunions but these public spectacles I find manipulative and awkward for everyone involved.

Just go home and hug your damed kids for crissakes.

CarrieWhite

2011-12-24 03:19:55 AM

The older kid immediately recognised his dad and was beaming while the younger one seemed like he hardly knew him. A friendly smile to a familiar stranger.

Fark wars of aggression. I only support ones of defence.

Genta

2011-12-24 04:20:31 AM

CarrieWhite: The older kid immediately recognised his dad and was beaming while the younger one seemed like he hardly knew him. A friendly smile to a familiar stranger.

Fark wars of aggression. I only support ones of defence.

you're right, when the germans bombed pearl harbor we shoulda left japan alone.

Hardy-r-r

2011-12-24 04:39:25 AM

Dammit!
I know what's on the video but no matter how prepared I get the eyes still water up.

God I'm such a wuss

moto-geek

2011-12-24 04:41:47 AM

If you want to name you sons "Hunter" and "Cooper", then just do it.

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash

2011-12-24 04:42:27 AM

Genta: CarrieWhite: The older kid immediately recognised his dad and was beaming while the younger one seemed like he hardly knew him. A friendly smile to a familiar stranger.

Fark wars of aggression. I only support ones of defence.

you're right, when the germans bombed pearl harbor we shoulda left japan alone.

How dumb can you be to get even basic WWI facts wrong?

Happy Hours

2011-12-24 04:51:37 AM

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: you're right, when the germans bombed pearl harbor we shoulda left japan alone.

How dumb can you be to get even basic WWI facts wrong?

How dumb can you be that you didn't know that it wasn't over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

As to the article, why do people like farking with kids heads so much?

CMcMahon

2011-12-24 04:53:06 AM

Well, at least there's one Cable Guy reference in here.

Trapper439

2011-12-24 05:05:38 AM

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: Genta: CarrieWhite: The older kid immediately recognised his dad and was beaming while the younger one seemed like he hardly knew him. A friendly smile to a familiar stranger.

Fark wars of aggression. I only support ones of defence.

you're right, when the germans bombed pearl harbor we shoulda left japan alone.

How dumb can you be to get even basic WWI facts wrong?

Farkin-A.

2.bp.blogspot.com

RIP Archduke Ferdinand

cynicalbastard

2011-12-24 05:06:58 AM

If he took the kids along to the Mid-East they could've seen real Medieval times.

phrawgh

2011-12-24 05:29:15 AM

teto85: How can it be so dusty on a cold winter's night? Or should that be Knight?

Let's keep the idiot dust out of these threads.
img801.imageshack.us

MorePeasPlease

2011-12-24 05:32:17 AM

JonnyG

2011-12-24 07:33:53 AM

Holy smokes. Who cares!!??

altinos

2011-12-24 08:27:28 AM

As long as he didn't surprise them like this. (new window)

KnowEyeInnTeem

2011-12-24 09:59:31 AM

Looks like the younger one is more of a blue knight fan.

jat26006

2011-12-24 10:10:18 AM

altinos: As long as he didn't surprise them like this. (new window)

Or this.

brigid_fitch

2011-12-24 10:13:41 AM

First kid: "Dad!"
Second kid: "Dad? You mean a real knight didn't knight us?"

clipperbox

2011-12-24 10:50:56 AM

lohphat: I'm all for reunions but these public spectacles I find manipulative and awkward for everyone involved.

Just go home and hug your damed kids for crissakes.

this

/somebody had to say it.

pudding7

2011-12-24 11:10:44 AM

I think these are getting too elaborate. They're nice and heartwarming and all, but just kinda over the top, IMHO. My favorites are the ones where it's just the service member, the surprisee, and the videographer.

"Daughter, go answer the door. (tee-hee!)"
"Mom, I'm busy!"
"Go answer the door!"
"Fine (grumble)"
annoyed daughter opens door
"Daddy!"
(tears, laughter, dust in the air)

And the ones with dogs. Oh, how I love the ones where the dogs go nuts when Mom-person/Dad-person comes home.

Trucker

2011-12-24 11:46:55 AM

As a retired soldier, and combat vet, all I have to say is "I'm okay with this".

leonel

2011-12-24 02:05:30 PM

No blood for Jerusalem! Pope Urban II is a murderer of the Mamluk people!

MadAzza

2011-12-24 02:12:31 PM

*Look of delight. Pause. "Daddy!"*

Well, I'm sobbing, as usual when I watch these.

Yay!

Captain Steroid

2011-12-24 05:55:15 PM

I went to Medieval Times, once. The King took a p*ss in the urinal next to mine.

\ CSB?

wmanning833

2011-12-24 06:39:53 PM

Well, after about 100 of the "surprise" reunions all over TV the kids next door think every time the mailman shows up its their father in disguise. The mom really should have told them the truth by now.

phrawgh

2011-12-24 07:02:56 PM

wmanning833: Well, after about 100 of the "surprise" reunions all over TV the kids next door think every time the mailman shows up its their father in disguise. The mom really should have told them the truth by now.

The mailman actually is their father.

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