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Captain Steroid

2011-12-23 06:19:53 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers

2011-12-23 06:29:59 PM

Took me a second, but it's hilarious. I put this as my FB status just now. Out yourself, subby.

Relatively Obscure

2011-12-23 06:31:22 PM

I'm surprised people haven't heard that joke before.

walkerhound

2011-12-23 07:06:02 PM

*golfclap*

jaylectricity

2011-12-23 08:00:19 PM

Great joke...now about the subject at hand, Hull, MA used to sell pickpocket licenses at the police station.

twobux

2011-12-23 08:25:52 PM

The Iconoclast

2011-12-23 08:47:48 PM

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn farmer?
A: One shucks between fits.

twoody

2011-12-23 09:27:28 PM

Very nice subby!

MBooda

2011-12-23 09:29:10 PM

What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a bath?

A nun has hope in her soul...

Ivo Shandor

2011-12-23 09:30:52 PM

Well done submitter. You are indeed a shining wit.

Indubitably

2011-12-23 09:31:37 PM

Q: What's the difference between a pissed-off bear and fat-and-happy bear?

A: Claws and angry-largitude and/or sleepy fat and fuzzy coma-tude...

P.S. Most folks prefer the latter.

History's Greatest Monster

2011-12-23 09:33:11 PM

jaylectricity: Great joke...now about the subject at hand, Hull, MA used to sell pickpocket licenses at the police station.

Huh. I lived there growing up. There's a hilariously embarrassing home video of me running up and down the beach screaming.

Alleyoop

2011-12-23 09:35:11 PM

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't make a vitamin.

/even Johnny Carson didn't get his own joke for a few seconds, so don't feel bad

Foxtrotdelta

2011-12-23 09:35:37 PM

OK, I don't laugh often at these headlines like I did with this one. So simple, yet effective.

trappedspirit

2011-12-23 09:38:53 PM

Artful dodgers? Meh, when's the last time they won a pennant?

Seth'n'Spectrum

2011-12-23 09:40:38 PM

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie...

/lame compared to the others

violentsalvation

2011-12-23 09:40:47 PM

Ivo Shandor: Well done submitter. You are indeed a shining wit.

A whining sh*t?

Somacandra

2011-12-23 09:41:09 PM

Sees what you did there Submitter, and will haunt you if you don't give credit where credit is due.

Indubitably

2011-12-23 09:41:51 PM

Alleyoop: What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't make a vitamin.

/even Johnny Carson didn't get his own joke for a few seconds, so don't feel bad

Bam.

ramblinwreck

2011-12-23 09:42:51 PM

watches your snatch...*snort*

jso2897

2011-12-23 09:43:30 PM

What's the difference between a women's track team and a band of Pygmy hunters?
Well, the latter are a bunch of cunning runts........

illannoyin

2011-12-23 09:43:38 PM

Kid (to Bob Hope) Hey Bob! Your slip is showing!

Bob - So is your father's.

Indubitably

2011-12-23 09:44:42 PM

jso2897: What's the difference between a women's track team and a band of Pygmy hunters?
Well, the latter are a bunch of cunning runts........

Awesome!

;)

Silicon Sam

2011-12-23 09:45:36 PM

What's better than 69?

A: 77, cause you get ate more....

bim1154

2011-12-23 09:46:08 PM

God damn you!

/cleaning up beer from keyboard.

Equilibrist

2011-12-23 09:46:19 PM

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 360x404]

Sees what you did there Submitter, and will haunt you if you don't give credit where credit is due.

Redd, is that you? I'm comin'. Not just yet, hang on a little while longer.

walkerhound

2011-12-23 09:47:14 PM

jso2897: What's the difference between a women's track team and a band of Pygmy hunters?
Well, the latter are a bunch of cunning runts........

Your loss for not envotinating

Amos Quito

2011-12-23 09:47:25 PM

What modern day pickpockets might look like.

Just a little "bump" and before you know it - you're destitute.

Bucky Katt

2011-12-23 09:47:36 PM

Well, that explains the restraining order.

jaylectricity

2011-12-23 09:51:57 PM

History's Greatest Monster: jaylectricity: Great joke...now about the subject at hand, Hull, MA used to sell pickpocket licenses at the police station.

Huh. I lived there growing up. There's a hilariously embarrassing home video of me running up and down the beach screaming.

That's Hull for ya. When were you there? I learned of this pickpocket license from a book written by the guy who used to live in the red house that stood alone a few hundred feet from the last public bath house. William Bergin or Berghman or something like that.

Show_The_O_Face

2011-12-23 09:52:29 PM

Alleyoop: What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't make a vitamin.

/even Johnny Carson didn't get his own joke for a few seconds, so don't feel bad

I've got a better chance of making a vitamin.

:/

Marcus Aurelius

2011-12-23 09:53:18 PM

Where's the headline of the year contest when you really need it?

Indubitably

2011-12-23 09:53:40 PM

Show_The_O_Face: Alleyoop: What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't make a vitamin.

/even Johnny Carson didn't get his own joke for a few seconds, so don't feel bad

I've got a better chance of making a vitamin.

:/

Not-joke is not-funny.

;)

dpcrawford50

2011-12-23 09:59:23 PM

Well played subby.

nytmare

2011-12-23 10:00:24 PM

How do they catch pickpockets while undercover? Do they have spotters or do they have to be faster and sneakier than the pickpocket? (seems unlikely)

jokker

2011-12-23 10:00:25 PM

Well played subby, too bad the HOL brackets are already going, you could've been a contender.

Golfs.gif

Equilibrist

2011-12-23 10:00:30 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Took me a second, but it's hilarious. I put this as my FB status just now. Out yourself, subby.

Marcus Aurelius: Where's the headline of the year contest when you really need it?

I concede Ecmo, and thank you Marcus. This is 2 Mains in a row.

trappedspirit

2011-12-23 10:00:33 PM

What's the difference between irony and coincidence?

*crickets*

W6XRL4

2011-12-23 10:01:14 PM

Used to have a t-shirt that said, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy".

Equilibrist

2011-12-23 10:05:11 PM

W6XRL4: Used to have a t-shirt that said, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy".

I used to remember that joke...

Tegro

2011-12-23 10:11:05 PM

There was a great article in Slate earlier this year about how pickpocketing has become less common than a generation ago:

The Lost Art of Pickpocketing

trappedspirit

2011-12-23 10:14:22 PM

Equilibrist: W6XRL4: Used to have a t-shirt that said, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy".

I used to remember that joke...

Looking back upon it now, my day was startled by scrambled eggs and toast in the rec room

Talon

2011-12-23 10:15:17 PM

Well played.

Equilibrist

2011-12-23 10:20:09 PM

trappedspirit: Equilibrist: W6XRL4: Used to have a t-shirt that said, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy".

I used to remember that joke...

Looking back upon it now, my day was startled by scrambled eggs and toast in the rec room

How do I get the snot off my keyboard?

Amos Quito

2011-12-23 10:21:25 PM

unyon

2011-12-23 10:21:32 PM

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

I can't jelly my cock into your mom's ass.

bullock.

2011-12-23 10:23:25 PM

Hilarious.

ThisNameSux

2011-12-23 10:26:41 PM

Relatively Obscure: I'm surprised people haven't heard that joke before.

It's only twenty years old, give it time.

Indubitably

2011-12-23 10:28:44 PM

I suggest tans for you all.

Fear the sun, children.

It rules your worlds.

You'll see.

How can you not?

Unless you are blind, and then you will feel it only: warmth on the skin...

;)

Bad_ad85

2011-12-23 10:32:19 PM

What the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, not many can pee soup.

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