penthesilea: Why on earth would you try to rob someone walking their dog?


People that resort to petty street crime generally aren't very logical to begin with.

Holy crap!

Thrwarts? So she threw warts at him? I'd rather take the dog poop

Well, she could have handed him a bag of banana slug slime.

Hopefully the perp will sell it to some undercover narc.

"Yeah man, I got some premium shiat here!"

/Everybody wins!

Me- I was walking my dog today and some guy tried to mug me.

Buddy- No way! Did he take all your money?

M- Nope. Didn't have any on me.

B- Cell phone?

M- Nope.

B- So, he didn't get shiat?

M- Well, not exactly.

Don't f**k with old people. They 1) dont care anymore if they die, 2) are probably smarter than you.

You mean we're smoking dog shiat, man?

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Damn! you beat my by like 20 seconds. "What, phony dog poop."

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Damn! you beat my by like 20 seconds. "What, phony dog poop."

Top Secret is a frigg'n classic.

Considering it's Santa Cruz, the woman probably payed a large amount of money for that dog poo to use it as a facial.

Mike_LowELL: The man demanded the woman give him everything she had, and he said that if she didn't, he would kick her dog.

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Pretty much, yeah.

Now my dog need operation!

He got two things: jack and shiate. And Jack left town.

Something like this happened a few years ago - the guy was dubbed "The Turd Burglar"

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Damn! you beat my by like 20 seconds. "What, phony dog poop."

Top Secret is a frigg'n classic.

I never did figure out how they got Omar Sharif in that movie.

The suspect is still on the loose. He's described as a white male, about 18 to 22 years of age, and about 5-foot-10 and 160 pounds. He was wearing a black sweatshirt and blue jeans ...

And is seriously pissed off.

Lifeless: You mean we're smoking dog shiat, man?

Gets ya high, don't it?

yuhr daughter come to my house today and she come on my property and then she kick my dog

That was a crappy excuse for a news story.

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That was perfect.

penthesilea: Why on earth would you try to rob someone walking their dog?
For one thing, they could order their dog to attack you or their dog just may be one of those dogs that don't cotton to their owners being threatened. And then there's the fact that most people carry little more than poo bags when they walk their dog. At most they carry their house keys or cell phone.

Given the age of the woman it is probably a tiny rat dog.

could have been worse she may have had some campaign information for Rick Santorum (new window)

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/sounds like an urban legend to me

He was only thwarted if you presume he did not want the dog shiat.

Shiat, the dude just can't catch a break.

Loucifer: He was only thwarted if you presume he did not want the dog shiat.

Made me laugh. Thanks.

I feel a great many problems in Santa Cruz could be solved with the judicious application of a bag of dog poop.

Came in for Triumph references, left disappointed.

penthesilea: Why on earth would you try to rob someone walking their dog?

Since the mugger threatened her by saying he'd kick the dog, I'm guessing it was the worthless yappy kind.

If only she had the poo on a stick instead of in a bag, she could have defended herself.

This Santa needs to be more prevalent handing out bags of shiat to pieces of shiat kids.

I love it when my hometown makes the news

Santa Cruz: its the shiat!

Ya, but it's really good shiat.

So the shiatbag got a bag of shiat.

Was listening to a radio talk show a few months ago. Hosts were asking about "crazy things that were stolen from you." One guy calls in from North Jersey. Apparently a number of years ago, the town he lived in (close to NYC) had a garbage strike, and the trash was piling up. It was close to Christmas, so he and his buddy put their trash into big "Christmasy gift bags," went into NYC, parked the car in a busy area, and left the doors unlocked. He said it didn't take 10 minutes for someone to make off with the "Christmas presents."

I'm not sure which is more amazing - that bit with the mugger, or the fact that the woman was bothering to pick up after her dog at all.

YOU: gun may have for me, BUT I : HABE DOG POO FOR YOU HA

Nice typo, subby.