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Don't Tongue the Reaper!
2011-12-23 07:02:34 PM
Absolutely Awful.
 
DeadMouseTails
2011-12-23 07:03:58 PM
This angers me.
 
Indubitably
2011-12-23 07:04:05 PM
Don't Tongue the Reaper!: Absolutely Awful.

Adroit analysis.
 
LordOfThePings
2011-12-23 07:05:59 PM
Assholes abound.
 
Benq
2011-12-23 07:09:42 PM
ALAPACAS ARE ASSES! (new window)
 
JonnyBGoode
2011-12-23 07:10:43 PM
Applesauce Acres Alpaca Attack leaves neighbors appalled, tongue-tied

Alliterally!
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-12-23 07:11:52 PM
Saved by "Ralph" the Wonder Llama!
 
ultraholland
2011-12-23 07:12:13 PM
hey, they started it

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
stuhayes2010
2011-12-23 07:12:29 PM
Aren't alpacas really expensive ?
 
Satanic_Hamster
2011-12-23 07:13:00 PM
wp.bjarkehs.dk
 
Le Geno Vert
2011-12-23 07:14:30 PM
I love alpacas and llamas. we have a bunch of ranches within an hours drive... such fun animals to watch and interact with.

not a tongue-twister that would trip up a pro, smitter - but overall, not too bad.

+1 for it is Xmas :)

/alpacas go mrrrph
 
Indubitably
2011-12-23 07:15:02 PM
LordOfThePings: Assholes abound.

Addendum: added adder.

Add cubed.

Yeah.
 
oldballs
2011-12-23 07:16:23 PM
Criss Cross Apple Sauce.
 
DarnoKonrad
2011-12-23 07:16:59 PM
What kind of sick fark would beat up an alpaca?
 
Porous Horace
2011-12-23 07:18:11 PM
Arguably asinine, an animal affront almost always achieves alienation and augments antsy anti anguish, although anyone affably anchored at all altruistically ascertains animosity as atypical.
 
farkingismybusiness
2011-12-23 07:22:36 PM
Porous Horace: Arguably asinine, an animal affront almost always achieves alienation and augments antsy anti anguish, although anyone affably anchored at all altruistically ascertains animosity as atypical.

Ayooooooooooooo!
 
santadog [TotalFark]
2011-12-23 07:26:37 PM
And my friends wonder why I hate most humans.
 
Kanemano
2011-12-23 07:30:21 PM
sounds like a gang war, anyone questioned the llamas
 
Indubitably
2011-12-23 07:32:31 PM
Porous Horace: Arguably asinine, an animal affront almost always achieves alienation and augments antsy anti anguish, although anyone affably anchored at all altruistically ascertains animosity as atypical.

Anathema?

Absolutely not!

Adore.

Awesome.

Ad infinitum.

A-fived.

;)
 
Ivo Shandor
2011-12-23 07:40:20 PM
At least the neighbors addressees of the adjoining acreages weren't altogether apoplectic.

p.s. be careful posting that famous alpaca picture... it may trigger a Banhammer out of F*cking Nowhere.
 
Porous Horace
2011-12-23 07:40:36 PM
... albiet amiably avowing alcoholic angst aught aggravate already anxious ambivalents aeons after actual atrocities are astutely anticipated, angering avid alluders.
 
Porous Horace
2011-12-23 07:45:54 PM
Ah no! "aught" is not "ought", so remove "aught" and change "aggravate" to "aggravates".

/easy fix
 
Indubitably
2011-12-23 07:54:58 PM
Porous Horace: Ah no! "aught" is not "ought", so remove "aught" and change "aggravate" to "aggravates".

/easy fix

No worries. Overall excellent

Werds.

P.S. Aptly apportioned, abstaining from approbation... ;)
 
MBooda
2011-12-23 08:09:22 PM
What else are you going to do when the fat lard won't get some dinner?
 
Indubitably
2011-12-23 08:21:30 PM
MBooda: What else are you going to do when the fat lard won't get some dinner?

Lard is delicious.

Did I mention I was an omnivore?

It's how I roll.

Wait...

Is this a set-up?

;)

P.S. I feel like a bear in a bear-trap. Grrr. Gotten.
 
frontrowgirl
2011-12-23 08:57:09 PM
CARRRRRRRL!

fc08.deviantart.net
 
Max Awesome
2011-12-23 09:20:42 PM
Absolutely appaling.
 
ruetheday69
2011-12-23 09:21:59 PM
Soooo was it stabbed to death or bludgeoned to death? Confusing article is confusing. You guys are too busy being silly to ask the important questions tonight it seems.
 
LordOfThePings
2011-12-23 09:23:19 PM
ruetheday69: Soooo was it stabbed to death or bludgeoned to death? Confusing article is confusing. You guys are too busy being silly to ask the important questions tonight it seems.

Awaiting autopsy
 
Indubitably
2011-12-23 09:23:47 PM
Max Awesome: Absolutely appaling.

Two "l"s.

You know this already.
 
Indubitably
2011-12-23 09:24:51 PM
LordOfThePings: ruetheday69: Soooo was it stabbed to death or bludgeoned to death? Confusing article is confusing. You guys are too busy being silly to ask the important questions tonight it seems.

Awaiting autopsy

I think I kn ow yo

u
 
dbrunker
2011-12-23 09:40:04 PM
You sure it wasn't Applejack?
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
NakedApe
2011-12-23 10:55:33 PM
Appalling alpaca atrocity!
 
BronyMedic [TotalFark]
2011-12-23 10:58:47 PM
dbrunker: You sure it wasn't Applejack?
[farm7.staticflickr.com image 300x211]

Hey, seriously? All these posts and no mention o....

Oh, thank you. I was starting to get disapointed at Fark.
 
GLove88mph
2011-12-23 10:59:18 PM
www.cosplayisland.co.uk

Goldernit, Big Mac.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-12-24 12:06:45 AM
Awesome alliance of alliterative associations all.
 
Satanic_Hamster
2011-12-24 10:09:15 AM
ultraholland: hey, they started it

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 400x500]

Damn you.
 
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