I hate the term hot mess. It's all the rage with kids these days. It sounds dumb. You sound dumb when you say it. And Lohan's playboy spread was laaaame.

Niecy put the Hot in hot mess.

MoronLessOff 2011-12-23 02:38:00 PM


I would bang her

WhitePac: MoronLessOff 2011-12-23 02:38:00 PM


I would bang her

You and me both, brother.

The hot mess from Loch Ness.

Mugato: namatad: and sorry, but most of the rest of these tards are not celebs ...

A few of them are reality show people who are by definition train wrecks so that's cheating. And yeah, where's Amy Winehouse, having sort of drank herself to death?

Maybe you have to survive the year to make the list? I scrolled down, thinking "wow they ranked Ryan Dunn high"...nothing.

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: Who the fark is Courtney Stodden

A 17-year-old who looks 40-something.

and what did she do to get famous?

The guy who played Percy in The Green Mile. Welllllll...she married him, anyway. No word (And no mental image.) of whether she did him.

I always thought hot messes involved excrement.

Honest Bender: I hate the term hot mess. It's all the rage with kids these days. It sounds dumb. You sound dumb when you say it. And Lohan's playboy spread was laaaame.

Anything else?

What the hell happened to Christina Aguilera?

Mugato: Wow, Christina Aguilera looks like Roseanne Bar in a fright wig.

I was going to say "Dee Snider", but I think Dee may be in better shape.

Mugato: jaylectricity: drunk_bouncnbaloruber: Who the fark is Courtney Stodden and what did she do to get famous?

She married a guy over three times her age while she herself was 16.

That's a ruff 16.

/ruff

That'sh how your mother likesh it, Trebek!

Mugato: namatad: And yeah, where's Amy Winehouse, having sort of drank herself to death?

This. She's such a mess she died. Alec Baldwin's sole offense of throwing a tantrum on a plane seems weak in comparison to the others on the list. I say take him off and replace him with Winehouse.

Somehow I think Sheen will do alright. Plenty of cash and he could step right
back into working after a good year or so of professional damage control. But
why would he - he seems to be having a great time.

Mugato: jaylectricity: drunk_bouncnbaloruber: Who the fark is Courtney Stodden and what did she do to get famous?

She married a guy over three times her age while she herself was 16.

That's a ruff 16.

/ruff

parts of her body are 16 the rest are 30ish

Paz means "peace," right? Coincidently, last night i saw her in a movie called Enter the Void, not peaceful either.

Mugato: And yeah, where's Amy Winehouse, having sort of drank herself to death?

Technically, corpses are more of a cold mess.

/Didn't make the rules.

EliminateNinniesAndTwits: Somehow I think Sheen will do alright. Plenty of cash and he could step right
back into working after a good year or so of professional damage control. But
why would he - he seems to be having a great time.

He is working. He's doing a FX show.

Also, he blew most of his money.

Wellon Dowd: The hot mess from Loch Ness.

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IN YOUR PANTS!

I have no idea who half these people are. Seriously, I counted.

Apos: So courting Paz de la Huerta would involve punches to the face? No thanks.


I'd get in the ring with Tyson for a shot at that. Had trouble watching first season of Boardwalk Empire when she would get naked and make angry in my pants.

Apos: So courting Paz de la Huerta would involve punches to the face? No thanks.

I'd give her a shot to the face, if ya know what I mean, and I think yo do.

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: Who the fark is Courtney Stodden and what did she do to get famous?

And in the same vein, who the hell is Teresa Giudice, Amber Portwood, and Taylor Momsen? I see the shows that they're on listed in the article, but famous? Celebrities? Fark them. Hope they get sh*t in a box for Christmas.

Poison: drunk_bouncnbaloruber: Who the fark is Courtney Stodden and what did she do to get famous?

And in the same vein, who the hell is Teresa Giudice, Amber Portwood, and Taylor Momsen? I see the shows that they're on listed in the article, but famous? Celebrities? Fark them. Hope they get sh*t in a box for Christmas.


Now that's a gift that keeps on giving!


/I dunno either. got nuthin'

I've only heard of half of these people. Yay!

Apos: So courting Paz de la Huerta would involve punches to the face? No thanks.

She defiantly id the chick that you just fark a couple of times and give her a fake name. She seems like if you got into a relationship with her that she will call you 30 times in a row until you finally answer the phone and say she was just calling to see how you were doing.

That is from the hot mess era, the current model is just a wreck.

I would love to see someone graph rich/poor v hot/ugly. It seems that for some people, the richer they get, the uglier they are.

on behalf of poor Amy, death by alcohol poisoning counts as hot mess

I'm kind of proud that I've never heard of four of those people.

whenIsayGO: Mugato: namatad: And yeah, where's Amy Winehouse, having sort of drank herself to death?

This. She's such a mess she died. Alec Baldwin's sole offense of throwing a tantrum on a plane seems weak in comparison to the others on the list. I say take him off and replace him with Winehouse.

Probably because she died that she isn't on the list. Lived, and she gave Sheen a run for #1, but now that she is gone, putting her one this list (which is insulting), is needlessly piling on someone who has already paid the ultimate price for her wayward lifestyle. Now, here on Fark, death doesn't spare anyone of riducule, but those editors apparently did not feel the need to trample on the poor girl's grave.

Marisyana: Honest Bender: I hate the term hot mess cray cray. It's all the rage with kids these days. It sounds dumb. You sound dumb when you say it.

FTFM.

/"totes cray cray" is even worse

Cray cray can stay - hot mess needs to fark right off.

Man, what a let down! The article said Taylor Momsen got her tits out but she has black tape on her nipples in all the pictures. That's just weak.