Someone should inform Batman bin Suparman about this.

Cagey B: Someone should inform Batman bin Suparman about this.

Done in one, turn off the lights people

"Mr Grind said he was looking forward to seeing his new name on his bank card.

"I wonder how they will fit it all on?" he said."

It's not that hard to fit "Douche" on a bank card.

buddyrtr: "Mr Grind said he was looking forward to seeing his new name on his bank card.

"I wonder how they will fit it all on?" he said."

It's not that hard to fit "Douche" on a bank card.

We're done here.

FTFA: "Mr Thrash said: "We decided to change our names because we were bored of our day-to-day lives and wanted to do something that reflected our true personalities."

They have no idea just how successful they were.

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andres Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III approves.

Duke Ocelot Ulysses Cicero He-man Excelsior Batman Aquaman Galactus Superman

Genju: Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andres Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III approves.

As do Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third and Pippilotta Delicatessa Windowshade Mackrelmint Ephraim's Daughter Longstocking.

(Silly Party)

"It's spelled: 'luxury yacht', but it's pronounced: 'Throat-wobbler-mangrove'."

It's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'.

Well, Big Johnny Brain Jones Peachpit Bill Boom Crockett was already taken.

They could easily have kept the meaning with far less words by just naming themselves "Virgin For Life"

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm approves.

mark12A: Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm approves.

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

Desmo: buddyrtr: "Mr Grind said he was looking forward to seeing his new name on his bank card.

"I wonder how they will fit it all on?" he said."

It's not that hard to fit "Douche" on a bank welfare card.

We're done here.

FTFY.

Nobody's going to hire these two. How can you convince someone you're a serious candidate when your resume starts off with a name like Emperor Thrash?

"Hey, dickhead!"

/shortened it for ya

PizzaJedi81: mark12A: Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm approves.

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

Yes, Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. Heard of him?

Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Blackpool Rock Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable Brrroooo Norman Michael (rings bell) (blows whistle) Edward (sounds car horn) (does train impersonation) (sounds buzzer) Thomas Moo... (sings) "We'll keep a welcome in the..." (fires gun) William (makes silly noise) "Raindrops keep falling on my" (weird noise) "Don't sleep in the subway" (cuckoo cuckoo) Naaoooo... Smith.

/Very Silly

hubcity: Heard of him?

Yes, I've heard of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. In fact, I once ran a fan club for Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. Full of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm shirts, Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm posters, Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm pictures and other assorted Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm Merchandise.

Yes, I do love Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt?

I see that all name related japery has been taken care of before I got here. Well done everyone.

what is this i don't even

May I enter Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivruskii IV into this?

His friends call him Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All.

Ulla Inga Hansen Benson Yansen Tallen Hallen Svaden Swanson Bloom approves.

Captain Steroid: Okay... wow. They win.

I don't know WHAT they win, but... they win. O_O

If they have lost their virginity, they will certainly win it back.

It's like nerds and geeks just can't enjoy something. They have to just do things that make it unpleasant to be in the same room as them.

Chances of either of these two of finding a woman who would voluntarily have sex is about the same as a bank giving them checks with these names.

And yet they missed Shaddam.

The Ryu reference could have been passable without all the other stuff (though I wish he'd have gone with another Ryu other than the Street Fighter one--Capcom alone has a stable of six other Ryus to pick from alone) but mixing your Squeenix with the Capcom and Marvel is just excessive.

(And yes, he pretty much DID fairly explicitly name himself after THAT particular Ryu; his partner in crime pretty much named himself after every antagonist noted in Emperor Douchebag's name. Yes, his partner-in-crime's name is, and I quote: "Baron Venom Balrog Sabretooth Vader Megatron Vegeta Robotnik Magneto Bison Sephiroth Lex Luthor Skeletor Joker Grind". Dear gods, I wish I was making that up. Yes, dear Dorktard Twins (DORKTARD TWIN POWARS ACTIVATE!!!!11one!), YOU'RE the people who make the rest of us look bad.)

I mean, I can see the one soldier who legally renamed himself Optimus Prime, but this takes the cake. Even worse, anyone who's a true Street Fighter fanboy knows that the original name of M. Bison was Vega but that some shuffling of names between M. Bison, Vega, and Balrog happened to keep Mike Tyson's lawyers happy :D

/I guess it could have been worse, though--they could have been using FF VIII references, or even worse, named themselves (in part) Tidus and Jecht
//except that "Jecht" would imply manliness, which is obviously lacking in these two
///If you're going to legally change your name into that of a) a superhero, b) an animated character, c) a video-game character, or d) some other fictional reference...at least have the decency to pick stuff more obscure stuff. I'd have had more respect if they'd named themselves Lord Raptor and Zabel Zarock and been done with it
////YES, I STILL HOPE BEYOND HOPE FOR A DARKSTALKERS REVIVAL. A BREATH OF FIRE REVIVAL WOULD BE NICE TOO, CAPCOM *stares*

I think I'll change my name to "You Know Who", then get a PHD.

FTFA: "Mr Thrash said: "We decided to change our names because we were bored of our day-to-day lives and wanted to do something that reflected our true personalities."

Success

wildstarr: Is it gay the order of their names is the characters arch-nemesis?

/NTTAWWT

Bah, next you will be telling me Vegeta has some strange unnaturally obsession with Goku.. maybe he even has some special name only he calls him by. Spends hours fantasizing about him and thinking about him. Even put his entire life on hold once he met him.


As if.



... sorry I've been watching a lot of Dragonball Z Kai lately... (the new version is nice and a lot of fun)

PizzaJedi81: hubcity: Heard of him?

Yes, I've heard of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. In fact, I once ran a fan club for Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. Full of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm shirts, Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm posters, Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schp ...

"Fried Digger Dingle" shall be my new character name for all the gamez.

Great Porn Dragon: The Ryu reference could have been passable without all the other stuff (though I wish he'd have gone with another Ryu other than the Street Fighter one--Capcom alone has a stable of six other Ryus to pick from alone) but mixing your Squeenix with the Capcom and Marvel is just excessive.

(And yes, he pretty much DID fairly explicitly name himself after THAT particular Ryu; his partner in crime pretty much named himself after every antagonist noted in Emperor Douchebag's name. Yes, his partner-in-crime's name is, and I quote: "Baron Venom Balrog Sabretooth Vader Megatron Vegeta Robotnik Magneto Bison Sephiroth Lex Luthor Skeletor Joker Grind". Dear gods, I wish I was making that up. Yes, dear Dorktard Twins (DORKTARD TWIN POWARS ACTIVATE!!!!11one!), YOU'RE the people who make the rest of us look bad.)

I mean, I can see the one soldier who legally renamed himself Optimus Prime, but this takes the cake. Even worse, anyone who's a true Street Fighter fanboy knows that the original name of M. Bison was Vega but that some shuffling of names between M. Bison, Vega, and Balrog happened to keep Mike Tyson's lawyers happy :D

A true Street Fighter fanboy would also know that Ryu's real rival/antagonist is Akuma, or possibly Sagat if you're sticking to anything before SFII HyperUltraTurboComboPlus(Arcade Edition). Bison/Vega is more of a generic baddy for the whole series.

... Johnson, Junior.