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(Daily Mail) Sappy Slow news day: Golden retriever takes a bath   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 33
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Hector Remarkable
2011-12-23 03:15:43 PM
I had toast for breakfast this morning, in case anyone was wondering.
 
JRoo
2011-12-23 03:16:03 PM
Dirty dogs and they're done dirt cheap.
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-12-23 03:16:24 PM
I'm a little gassy today.
 
Oak
2011-12-23 03:17:42 PM
As someone who bathed his two retrievers yesterday, I'm getting a kick.....

None of us had as much fun as this dog.
 
MBooda
2011-12-23 03:17:48 PM
He's not the first.
files.pbworks.com
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2011-12-23 03:20:23 PM
I love when women swallow my kids
 
probesport
2011-12-23 03:20:29 PM
images.lowes.com
 
mark12A
2011-12-23 03:20:57 PM
When I gave my horse a bath I would tell people it's like washing a car, except the car fights back....
 
Hector Remarkable
2011-12-23 03:21:18 PM
Ed Finnerty: I'm a little gassy today.

Oh, you should try that, uh, that stuff...that they, uh,...that they have for that.
 
r1niceboy
2011-12-23 03:21:52 PM
It's snowing here in New Mexico.
 
probesport
2011-12-23 03:22:43 PM
mark12A: When I gave my horse a bath I would tell people it's like washing a car, except the car fights back....

So like washing a British car then.
 
eastiowa
2011-12-23 03:32:03 PM
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
Rich Cream
2011-12-23 03:44:08 PM
Took it where?

/not here all night
//hold the applause, please
 
jayphat
2011-12-23 03:48:11 PM
As someone who'll be bathing 2 dogs in about an hour, I'm getting a kick out of this.
 
Show_The_O_Face
2011-12-23 03:52:28 PM
The cat does not like taking bath.
 
WarszawaScream [TotalFark]
2011-12-23 03:53:42 PM
Nothing like bathing my 15 pound cat. Nothing at all.
 
binkyman
2011-12-23 04:14:39 PM
Cat bathing is ok, after five minutes they are too exhausted to fight back. Damn skunks.
Even my labradors hate a bath, but a swim in skanky zero degree bog water? Good times!
 
Russ1642 [TotalFark]
2011-12-23 04:19:59 PM
Favourite story was when my Dad let the dog off the leash while out walking and she ran into a field and rolled in very fresh cow dung. Came back just as happy as ever. Let me tell you she didn't enjoy the bath afterwards as it was cold water out of the garden hose and then into the tub. She's been dead for ten years and he's still going on about that incident.
 
RoyHobbs22
2011-12-23 04:21:36 PM
Is she hot?

sorry, slow everything day here.
 
fark'emfeed'emfish
2011-12-23 04:22:10 PM
was he holding stock in the Purina too?
 
Scrophulous Barking Duck
2011-12-23 04:32:02 PM
As someone who just washed a mastiff, I getting a kick out of these replies.
 
dababler
2011-12-23 04:33:35 PM
The real scandal: that is a yellow lab, not a golden retriever. Golden retrievers have long hair.
 
pedobearapproved
2011-12-23 04:35:54 PM
Yahoo!'s front page has a story about Beyonce's "wild" leggings....that are just animal print....slow news day indeed
 
Scrophulous Barking Duck
2011-12-23 04:41:01 PM
Russ1642: Favourite story was when my Dad let the dog off the leash while out walking and she ran into a field and rolled in very fresh cow dung. Came back just as happy as ever. Let me tell you she didn't enjoy the bath afterwards as it was cold water out of the garden hose and then into the tub. She's been dead for ten years and he's still going on about that incident.

I had a golden retriever several years ago. She LOVED water and would jump into a nearby drainage canal if she was off the leash. She would emerge covered in mud and algae and would need a very thorough bath. She didn't mind the baths, but I certainly did.

/ As you might expect, she didn't get off the leash very often if we were near the canal.
 
ClownCarVag
2011-12-23 05:09:38 PM
Actually, it's an English Cream Golden Retriever

Here's our Gracie:

i1227.photobucket.com
 
boyvoyeur
2011-12-23 05:11:43 PM
Paralyzed with fear or likes baths? You decide.
 
carrion_luggage [TotalFark]
2011-12-23 05:30:01 PM
I would think she'd prefer a shower.
 
hailin [TotalFark]
2011-12-23 05:53:57 PM
I wish my cats did this. Or that for indoor cats they wouldn't get into so much stuff that they require baths. One or the either.

/Never had to bath my outdoor cats growing up
//I still remember the flour incident in my nightmares
 
Salem Witch [TotalFark]
2011-12-23 06:06:39 PM
ClownCarVag: Actually, it's an English Cream Golden Retriever

Here's our Gracie:

[i1227.photobucket.com image 640x856]

Aww, good girl.

Who's a pretty girl. You're a pretty girl.

Here, have a steak.
 
bmwericus
2011-12-23 06:34:56 PM
Thats a Good Dog!

I once. Just ONCE tried to bathe out Berner in a bathtub - she was way to dumb for that, panicked and ended up on her back....unable to get up...it was not as funny as it sounds now...after that it was hose outside ya dumb dog! Coulda been warm water. And she had to be bathed at least every two weeks with medicated 'poo.
 
LordOfThePings
2011-12-23 06:58:34 PM

www.bbc.co.uk
 
ParagonComplex
2011-12-24 12:31:30 AM
It really needs a bath because it smells like a white person after it's been out in the rain. I'm white so I can get away with saying that. Not you, because you're a racist cracker.
 
MrCrunchyToes
2011-12-24 04:42:26 AM
bmwericus: And she had to be bathed at least every two weeks with medicated 'poo.

Heh, need moar beer.
 
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