FARK.com: (6841283) Out of money to pay your bar tab? Why, just go rob the bank next door, then go back to the bar, pay your tab and finish your beer

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		Out of money to pay your bar tab? Why, just go rob the bank next door, then go back to the bar, pay your tab and finish your beer (newportrichey.wtsp.com)		25
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Amnestic

2011-12-23 10:12:50 AM

Sounds like the bootstrappy answer to me. Ride on, true patriot.

Gordinho

2011-12-23 10:15:01 AM

outstanding

JohnCarter

2011-12-23 10:16:47 AM

The Naughty schoolgirl night at Tampa club pictures slideshow referenced in the You may also like: section following the article (and yes I did thank you so much) was waaaay better

Here is a sample

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Trance750

2011-12-23 10:18:30 AM

This guy deserves his own 'Real Men of Genius' theme

Incog_Neeto

2011-12-23 10:18:57 AM

He had the money to pay for his drink, just not tip, so to protect himself from the legions of Fark servers he decided to rob a bank for the tip.

NightOwl2255

2011-12-23 10:21:26 AM

I wonder how many fees the bank charges when you rob it.

Orgasmatron138

2011-12-23 10:22:15 AM

Brilliant!

RminusQ

2011-12-23 10:22:24 AM

Incog_Neeto: He had the money to pay for his drink, just not tip, so to protect himself from the legions of Fark servers he decided to rob a bank for the tip.

Yeah, yeah, "just the tip". That's what they all say.

hackhix

2011-12-23 10:23:46 AM

well color me surprised - happened in my lovely pasco county

:- |

IrateShadow

2011-12-23 10:28:03 AM

Wasn't there a popular country song a few years about a scenario like this?

SDRR

2011-12-23 10:30:45 AM

TA DA!!

imontheinternet

2011-12-23 10:33:41 AM

That's the kind of wealth redistribution we need in America.

kdawg7736

2011-12-23 10:38:56 AM

Wow he must be that desperate for cash. You would think he would at least use a debit or a credit card or a nearby ATM. I wonder how much he drank that day to rob trhe bank.

FingHostile

2011-12-23 10:40:00 AM

hackhix: well color me surprised - happened in my lovely pasco county

:- |

If it happened it Pasco, why would you be surprised by his color? (I'm in Lutz) You're talking about Port Richey, which is about as white trash as you can get.

Trance750

2011-12-23 10:45:21 AM

/approve

nytmare

2011-12-23 10:45:48 AM

His alibi would have been perfect if no one had seen him leave the bar, or recorded his face at the bank, or noticed the duffel bag full of bank bills he was carrying.

Gunderson

2011-12-23 10:50:20 AM

Been there, done that.

offmymeds

2011-12-23 10:53:55 AM

Send this man to Washington! We need "outside-the-box" thinkers like this in Congress!

hackhix

2011-12-23 10:59:41 AM

FingHostile: If it happened it Pasco, why would you be surprised by his color? (I'm in Lutz) You're talking about Port Richey, which is about as white trash as you can get.

/land o lakes...

WelldeadLink

2011-12-23 11:14:01 AM

I do hear that is where the money is.

sweet-daddy-2

2011-12-23 11:14:11 AM

If it wasn't for Florida I'd have to laugh at myself.
And I live in Texas!!

AbiNormal

2011-12-23 11:38:31 AM

"Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world."

/Good thing this guy wasn't a banker

Trance750

2011-12-23 11:42:19 AM

sweet-daddy-2: If it wasn't for Florida I'd have to laugh at myself.
And I live in Texas!!

Yeah, we have our own brand of stupidity to contend with, here in Texas

Madaynun

2011-12-23 11:51:09 AM

And in my drunken stupor I did what I should have never done and now I'm sittin here, talking to you Drunk and on the run
I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside

gerbilpox

2011-12-23 12:41:07 PM

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