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Rick Santorum has a new 'popup video' ad in Iowa. Make your own popup video ad for a Presidential candidate
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Impasse
2011-12-23 01:56:04 PM
Poop-up?
El Brujo
2011-12-23 02:04:38 PM
Impasse
:
Poop-up?
Beat me to it.
Hi Five!
silduk
2011-12-23 02:05:17 PM
This is going to be good..
moocifer
2011-12-23 02:05:59 PM
New tag?
Jacobin
2011-12-23 02:07:57 PM
popcorngif
Impasse
2011-12-23 02:08:37 PM
moocifer
:
New tag?
Old, but rarely used.
NobleHam
2011-12-23 02:09:11 PM
moocifer
:
New tag?
Just rarely used.
UsikFark
2011-12-23 02:09:15 PM
moocifer
:
New tag?
rarely-used tag. There is also audio edit.
Me-thinks this would be somewhat reminiscent of Dysfunctional Family Circus.
NSFW captions
(new window)
hershy799
2011-12-23 02:11:15 PM
moocifer
:
New tag?
It's been around, although I'm told it's rarely used.
ultraholland
2011-12-23 02:13:42 PM
"Sarah Palin praised Rick for 'protecting the sanctity of life."
I guess letting dudes spunk in your butt prevents abortions. Good on Rick.
Clint_Torres
2011-12-23 02:14:43 PM
Hey. There's that rarely used tag that's been around.
spawn73
2011-12-23 02:16:03 PM
All his children were homeschooled, is that supposed to be good?
So he's bragging about giving his children a poor education and denying them the access to be with other children, ie., being normal?
fark anyone that shares his twisted values.
Sock Ruh Tease
2011-12-23 02:17:44 PM
More like poop-...
ah, damn it. *snaps fingers*
averagejoe42
2011-12-23 02:20:48 PM
Why would anyone name themselves after the mixture of lube, shiat, and semen that happens during anal sex?
Bf+
2011-12-23 02:23:29 PM
*bloop*
"Little known fact: Santorum also means...
*bloop*
gweilo8888
2011-12-23 02:31:35 PM
Ah, video edits. The one Fark tag that's consistently not funny except for a couple of people who're pros, just because it's too much work for the average Farker. Been ages since I even saw one...
Mugato
2011-12-23 02:34:38 PM
spawn73
:
All his children were homeschooled, is that supposed to be good?
No and neither is having 9 of them.
(I think I read it was 9)
Mugato
2011-12-23 02:37:12 PM
gweilo8888
:
Ah, video edits. The one Fark tag that's consistently not funny except for a couple of people who're pros, just because it's too much work for the average Farker. Been ages since I even saw one...
I'm a "pro" but I'm not really sure what we're supposed to do.
Raptop
2011-12-23 02:37:24 PM
gweilo8888
:
Ah, video edits. The one Fark tag that's consistently not funny except for a couple of people who're pros, just because it's too much work for the average Farker. Been ages since I even saw one...
holy crap we need to stay off your lawn!
Bf+
2011-12-23 02:38:34 PM
Mugato
:
spawn73: All his children were homeschooled, is that supposed to be good?
No and neither is having 9 of them.
(I think I read it was 9)
Only 7, I think.
Unless you count the jars.
Bad_ad85
2011-12-23 02:40:40 PM
Mugato
:
gweilo8888: Ah, video edits. The one Fark tag that's consistently not funny except for a couple of people who're pros, just because it's too much work for the average Farker. Been ages since I even saw one...
I'm a "pro" but I'm not really sure what we're supposed to do.
Ooh! Change the pop-ups to insults!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvvgNdY28-c ("O")
That's all I have
WhoIsWillo
2011-12-23 02:56:05 PM
Mugato
:
gweilo8888: Ah, video edits. The one Fark tag that's consistently not funny except for a couple of people who're pros, just because it's too much work for the average Farker. Been ages since I even saw one...
I'm a "pro" but I'm not really sure what we're supposed to do.
I was going to take the Herman Cain videos and add stuff like "Every single Godfather Pizza comes with extra sausage." But I'm at work, so that's not going to happen.
JesusJuice
2011-12-23 02:58:18 PM
Unless he can enlarge my penis, Im not interested.
feefifofimmy
2011-12-23 02:59:13 PM
"All the Santorum children were homeschooled"
Unless you have a PhD and for some reason living over 50 miles from a school with indoor plumbing, there are few sane reasons to homeschool your children. I think that there is a mental illness that causes people to want to have large families and homeschool them.
/ Not intending to troll.
// Why aren't there any videos posted?
factoryconnection
2011-12-23 03:04:20 PM
feefifofimmy
:
Unless you have a PhD and for some reason living over 50 miles from a school with indoor plumbing, there are few sane reasons to homeschool your children. I think that there is a mental illness that causes people to want to have large families and homeschool them.
It also touts that Sarah Palin likes him; how is this a good thing? He is the second creepiest person associated with Penn State, I'll tell you what. Yes, he went to my alma mater and was sporting a PSU henley in that video.
Also, I wish I could edit videos; my computer chokes on merely converting them from DVD to mp4!
LaraAmber
2011-12-23 03:07:07 PM
feefifofimmy
:
"All the Santorum children were homeschooled"
Unless you have a PhD and for some reason living over 50 miles from a school with indoor plumbing, there are few sane reasons to homeschool your children. I think that there is a mental illness that causes people to want to have large families and homeschool them.
/ Not intending to troll.
// Why aren't there any videos posted?
I can think of sane reasons to home school at least through elementary school. Like if you live in an area where the local school has decided that teaching kids to memorize spelling and multiplication tables is inhibiting their true growth and potential and instead we should let them "guide their own learning"...no really, I volunteered at an elementary school where kids didn't do spelling any more. Those are going to be some messed up kids.
tinyarena
2011-12-23 03:11:56 PM
Are we supposed to do something here? Or just make random comments?
chopit
2011-12-23 03:15:46 PM
Santorum? Hmm, I'm fairly uneducated about his positions or stances on the issues. No matter, I'll just google his name and click the first result. I'm sure I'll learn plenty from this simple exercise.
Mugato
2011-12-23 03:25:43 PM
chopit
:
Santorum? Hmm, I'm fairly uneducated about his positions or stances on the issues. No matter, I'll just google his name and click the first result. I'm sure I'll learn plenty from this simple exercise.
There's a glitch in the search engine (whichever one you're using, it has a glitch). You have to turn safe search off to get any results.
Rich Cream
2011-12-23 03:47:23 PM
Mugato
:
chopit: Santorum? Hmm, I'm fairly uneducated about his positions or stances on the issues. No matter, I'll just google his name and click the first result. I'm sure I'll learn plenty from this simple exercise.
There's a glitch in the search engine (whichever one you're using, it has a glitch). You have to turn safe search off to get any results.
You're joking, right? I think you know better tha, ummm, wha?
/did i get side-trolled?
mbillips
2011-12-23 05:21:58 PM
LaraAmber
:
feefifofimmy: "All the Santorum children were homeschooled"
Unless you have a PhD and for some reason living over 50 miles from a school with indoor plumbing, there are few sane reasons to homeschool your children. I think that there is a mental illness that causes people to want to have large families and homeschool them.
/ Not intending to troll.
// Why aren't there any videos posted?
I can think of sane reasons to home school at least through elementary school. Like if you live in an area where the local school has decided that teaching kids to memorize spelling and multiplication tables is inhibiting their true growth and potential and instead we should let them "guide their own learning"...no really, I volunteered at an elementary school where kids didn't do spelling any more. Those are going to be some messed up kids.
Yeah, I had a friend whose kid was flunking out of sixth grade, so she started home-schooling him, and he winds up doing great. She has a BS in engineering, and is generally super smart and interested, which is what you want in a teacher. She home-schooled the rest of her kids; the only downside is that their peer group tends to be fundagelical bible thumpers.
buckler
2011-12-23 05:28:28 PM
Wow. I'm surprised all of you haven't gotten your posts
[Deleted: off-topic chatter in videoedit thread]
.
Something like that happened to...a guy I know...in the last Photoshop thread.
haterade
2011-12-23 06:01:27 PM
how about a link to the ad
(new window)
farkityfarker
2011-12-23 06:02:09 PM
I don't get it. Does he really not realize he has no chance of winning the nomination, much less the election? Does he believe that the eventual nominee will pick him as a running mate? Or does having run as long as possible look good on the resume?
buckler
2011-12-23 06:22:44 PM
feefifofimmy
:
"All the Santorum children were homeschooled"
Unless you
have a PhD and for some reason living over 50 miles from a school with indoor plumbing,
are a rabidly fundamentalist Christian who doesn't want your kids exposed to the evils of the Devil's secular culture, there are
few sane
no reasons to homeschool your children.
I think that
there is a mental illness that causes people to want to have large families and homeschool them.
It's called Extremist Christianity.
FTFY
yarllib
2011-12-23 06:42:20 PM
farkityfarker
:
I don't get it. Does he really not realize he has no chance of winning the nomination, much less the election? Does he believe that the eventual nominee will pick him as a running mate? Or does having run as long as possible look good on the resume?
You don't understand how to make money just by running for office.
1) Have your campaign raise money from PAC's, donors, corporations, etc.
2) Put campaign funds in a bank.
3) Get a personal loan from said bank at a nominal interest rate.
4) Loan that money to your campaign fund at rates approching usury.
5) Have the campaign fund repay the loan to you and pay off the personal loan.
6) Repeat until the campaign fund is depleted.
7) Profit.
There, that wasn't so difficult, was it?
farkityfarker
2011-12-23 06:42:54 PM
He fails to explain why he should be enjoying his marriage while he wants to deny marriage to many others.
DarthBart
2011-12-23 06:56:03 PM
mbillips
:
LaraAmber: feefifofimmy: "All the Santorum children were homeschooled"
Unless you have a PhD and for some reason living over 50 miles from a school with indoor plumbing, there are few sane reasons to homeschool your children. I think that there is a mental illness that causes people to want to have large families and homeschool them.
/ Not intending to troll.
// Why aren't there any videos posted?
I can think of sane reasons to home school at least through elementary school. Like if you live in an area where the local school has decided that teaching kids to memorize spelling and multiplication tables is inhibiting their true growth and potential and instead we should let them "guide their own learning"...no really, I volunteered at an elementary school where kids didn't do spelling any more. Those are going to be some messed up kids.
Yeah, I had a friend whose kid was flunking out of sixth grade, so she started home-schooling him, and he winds up doing great. She has a BS in engineering, and is generally super smart and interested, which is what you want in a teacher. She home-schooled the rest of her kids; the only downside is that their peer group tends to be fundagelical bible thumpers.
Depends on what group you pick. When we were searching, we found several groups of Jesus-freaks that wanted us to sign a "statement of faith". The group we ended up joining has several religious families, but they're not evangelical bible thumpers. Most of the families in our group are homeschooling either because their kids were bullied or they just know what a farking joke public education is.
buckler
2011-12-23 07:52:52 PM
I was being a bit snarky above. As it happens, if I had offspring, and the time and income to allow it, I think sometimes I'd be happy to homeschool my kid. Not for ideological reasons, but because I'm not terribly happy with the lack of critical thinking skills offered or nurtured in public schools. The one thing that might keep me from it is what was mentioned directly above; I'd want my kid to have the ordinary sorts of opportunities for social interaction with the people he or she would pick, not simply what's available because of the "homeschool" label. I suppose if it came down to it, I'd find out what the kid likes, then find some kind of social or hobby group that's centered on that interest. When I was a teen, I had a keen interest in medieval history and tabletop gaming, which went hand in hand. I discovered there was a local branch of a medieval re-enactment society, and I went, and eventually joined. I learned a tremendous amount of information I never would have in school, and it gave me about the best socialization experience I could have had as a geeky, socially awkward young teen. Many of the folks I met in the years I was there became lifelong friends.
My goal in homeschooling would be to expose a kid to as much information as is humanly possible; the fundamentalist approach is specifically designed to
shield
children from any information which doesn't jibe with the fundamentalist account. Seems a pretty basic difference in philosophy, and I'm not sure I, or any kid of mine, would fit in well with these "homeschool social" groups. You'd better believe I'd be teaching my kid to ask the hard questions they don't want to answer.
/ranting. sorry. have a good night.
whyRpeoplesostupid
2011-12-23 08:30:44 PM
delta-T
2011-12-23 09:11:10 PM
buckler
:
I was being a bit snarky above. As it happens, if I had offspring, and the time and income to allow it, I think sometimes I'd be happy to homeschool my kid. Not for ideological reasons, but because I'm not terribly happy with the lack of critical thinking skills offered or nurtured in public schools. The one thing that might keep me from it is what was mentioned directly above; I'd want my kid to have the ordinary sorts of opportunities for social interaction with the people he or she would pick, not simply what's available because of the "homeschool" label. I suppose if it came down to it, I'd find out what the kid likes, then find some kind of social or hobby group that's centered on that interest. When I was a teen, I had a keen interest in medieval history and tabletop gaming, which went hand in hand. I discovered there was a local branch of a medieval re-enactment society, and I went, and eventually joined. I learned a tremendous amount of information I never would have in school, and it gave me about the best socialization experience I could have had as a geeky, socially awkward young teen. Many of the folks I met in the years I was there became lifelong friends.
My goal in homeschooling would be to expose a kid to as much information as is humanly possible; the fundamentalist approach is specifically designed to shield children from any information which doesn't jibe with the fundamentalist account. Seems a pretty basic difference in philosophy, and I'm not sure I, or any kid of mine, would fit in well with these "homeschool social" groups. You'd better believe I'd be teaching my kid to ask the hard questions they don't want to answer.
/ranting. sorry. have a good night.
If you think
you're
ranting, you should hear what's going on in my head. You reminded me why I took my younger son out of school from the end of grade 5 until high school. He "missed" a little over two years of school, and I did not "homeschool" him. I encouraged reading, writing, basic numeracy, and curiosity. When he went back into the system for grade 9, he was just as well prepared for it as the other other kids were. In other words, kids are being taught sweet-fark-all in elementary school. The only real point of it is socialization, which in his case meant the mean popular kid telling him he smelled, knocking his stuff on the ground, and getting the other kids to laugh at him and shun him. Every day. For two years.
Also,
Link
(new window)
cardex
2011-12-23 10:37:20 PM
haterade
:
how about a link to the ad (new window)
well i will say one thing about
Rick Santorum
(new window) he likes spreading around the message of
Santorum
(new window)
/lets help
Rick Santorum
(new window) become the #2 we all know him as
//
Rick Santorum
(new window)
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Rick Santorum
(new window)
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Rick Santorum
(new window)
//
Rick Santorum
(new window)
//
Rick Santorum
(new window)
thelordofcheese
2011-12-24 03:08:25 AM
Bad_ad85
:
Mugato: gweilo8888: Ah, video edits. The one Fark tag that's consistently not funny except for a couple of people who're pros, just because it's too much work for the average Farker. Been ages since I even saw one...
I'm a "pro" but I'm not really sure what we're supposed to do.
Ooh! Change the pop-ups to insults!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvvgNdY28-c ("O")
That's all I have
FTC
@smithbc81 Home-schooling is a great way to hide the physical and emotional abuse done to kids.
MiHiVidz 46 minutes ago
spawn73
2011-12-24 05:41:08 AM
I don't agree with the notion of homeschooling, but I agree that a homeschooled child can learn the same or more than one in a public school.
But the dude has 7 children, so there's a huge age disparity. And given that "school" would be 7 hours or so everyday, how does he make a curriculum that fits them all? The subjects taught ought to follow their age and intellectual progress, the oldest doesn't get much out of 7 hours of "Cat in a Hat", and the youngest probably doesn't grasp Voltaire.
Jamieboy
2011-12-24 07:53:26 AM
I really appreciate this Rick Santorum bashing thread. Such a wonderful holiday present. Thank you all very much.
/I pity his children
//bet he beats them with bags of Valencia oranges
Galaxie500
2011-12-24 12:02:19 PM
We're 45 posts in, and no one has posted a picture of his crying little girl and her creepy doppelganger doll?
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