I really wanted the Boobies. Would have been interesting. Guess ill settle for this.

Everything about this makes me want to punch faces.

I didn't realize Brad Pitt was gay.

Brad Pitt just seems like a nice quiet guy that likes to do good things.

And Angelina smelled it like a hungry lioness smells a sick Gazelle.

So someone transcribed a Daily Show interview and made it in to an article...

Journalism. How does it farking work?

/Also loved the "SUV (Sports Utility Vehicle)" part.

Jonah Hill looks like the type who can't stop farting.

First thing that popped to mind was Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill having sex.

Second thing that popped to mind was "Why is Brad Pitt being nice to a fatty?"

I really liked that movie with Jonah Hill in it where he gets a little anxious, upset, and over excited, and yells out his snarky take on the situation, which we're all supposed to believe is "acting".

Guntram Shatterhand: Jonah Hill looks like the type who can't stop farting.

Fark you, I don't look anything like Jonah Hill!

Am I seriously the only person who thinks Jonah Hill is an unfunny fat pile of shiat who's been riding Seth Rogen's dick to the top?

The_Pirate: Am I seriously the only person who thinks Jonah Hill is an unfunny fat pile of shiat who's been riding Seth Rogen's dick to the top?

Nope. I hate that fat bastard as well. Shifty eyes on that cocksucker.

It's hard to imagine this guy having a career now that he's lost all that weight. Every role he's done has been frenzied, fat, curly haired Jew, preferably with thick framed glasses.

The_Pirate: Am I seriously the only person who thinks Jonah Hill is an unfunny fat pile of shiat who's been riding Seth Rogen's dick to the top?

We don't think it. We pretty much know it. He's completely talentless outside of looking like a porky Seth Rogen. And that media blitz to justify any sort of career failed on account that his weight loss exposed his giant melon head. It would be one thing if he was a talent that didn't catch on. But after Allen Gregory and that stupid MW3 commercial, he's pretty much shown there's nothing special about him or even remotely funny outside of being hurt.

Jonah should have gone to get the newspaper in skivvies and and open robe. Let the tourists think that Brad had really let himself go.

Woulda been great fodder for the Enquirer.

dj_spanmaster: Sure that's not Topher Grace?

No, Topher does a show every weeknight at 9 ET on MSNBC.

Could he have pulled off that role in Superbad had he been skinny? I dunno, maybe, but it was funnier that he was chunky. That said, I hope he has success still now that he's gotten in shape. It would be pretty sad if he had to plump up again just to get roles still.

Also, I saw that interview. It was pretty funny, Stewart kept hinting at Brad sharing his wife as well as his house. Also, how awesome that Brad is cool enough that he just lets other stars camp out at his place while shooting locally? You have to wonder what that night's conversation was like with Angelina though.

I can picture it now.

Jolie is in bed, reading one of the numerous gossip rags with her on the cover. Brad comes in from the bathroom, starts to climb in bed.

Brad: "So babe, I ran into Jonah Hill today, he's shooting a flick in town, I told him he could crash here."

Jolie looks at him with abnormally raised eyebrows: "Who??"

Brad: "You know, Jonah Hill, the kid from Superbad."

Jolie, getting annoyed: "The fat, creepy one?"

Brad: "Well, he's not fat anymore, but yeah."

Jolie, getting more annoyed: "And you said he could stay here, in OUR house?"

Brad: "Yeah, he's cool. It's no trouble..." starting to get nervous

Jolie: "And you didn't think to check with me?"

Brad: "It's no big deal, it's just for a few weeks, he's cool. He'll be shooting most of the time."

Jolie: "Yeah... right, what if he decides to sneak in here some night when you're off building a house for poor black people and have his way with me???"

Brad, starting to get annoyed: "Please, like he'd want your tired old ass. It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway in there. And that's coming from a guy who rivals Liam Neeson for cock size"

Jolie: "Oh really, you weren't complaining last night!"

Brad: "That's just cause you give a BJ like no other, why the hell do you think I left Jen?"

Jolie: "Well fark you! See if I blow you now!" rolls over, turns out the lamp to go to sleep.

Brad: "Oh well, I could have 2 girls in here half your age within the hour. Fark you too!" turns out his lamp, rolls over.

A few minutes goes by. You hear Jolie mutter "asshole..."

Brad cracks back, "Dyke..."

BigMevy: Could he have pulled off that role in Superbad had he been skinny? I dunno, maybe, but it was funnier that he was chunky. That said, I hope he has success still now that he's gotten in shape. It would be pretty sad if he had to plump up again just to get roles still.

Also, I saw that interview. It was pretty funny, Stewart kept hinting at Brad sharing his wife as well as his house. Also, how awesome that Brad is cool enough that he just lets other stars camp out at his place while shooting locally? You have to wonder what that night's conversation was like with Angelina though.

I can picture it now.

Jolie is in bed, reading one of the numerous gossip rags with her on the cover. Brad comes in from the bathroom, starts to climb in bed.

Brad: "So babe, I ran into Jonah Hill today, he's shooting a flick in town, I told him he could crash here."

Jolie looks at him with abnormally raised eyebrows: "Who??"

Brad: "You know, Jonah Hill, the kid from Superbad."

Jolie, getting annoyed: "The fat, creepy one?"

Brad: "Well, he's not fat anymore, but yeah."

Jolie, getting more annoyed: "And you said he could stay here, in OUR house?"

Brad: "Yeah, he's cool. It's no trouble..." starting to get nervous

Jolie: "And you didn't think to check with me?"

Brad: "It's no big deal, it's just for a few weeks, he's cool. He'll be shooting most of the time."

Jolie: "Yeah... right, what if he decides to sneak in here some night when you're off building a house for poor black people and have his way with me???"

Brad, starting to get annoyed: "Please, like he'd want your tired old ass. It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway in there. And that's coming from a guy who rivals Liam Neeson for cock size"

Jolie: "Oh really, you weren't complaining last night!"

Brad: "That's just cause you give a BJ like no other, why the hell do you think I left Jen?"

Jolie: "Well fark you! See if I blow you now!" rolls over, turns out the lamp to go to sleep.

Brad: "Oh well, I could ...

Am I the only one who finds this post a little disturbing?

BigMevy: Could he have pulled off that role in Superbad had he been skinny? I dunno, maybe, but it was funnier that he was chunky. That said, I hope he has success still now that he's gotten in shape. It would be pretty sad if he had to plump up again just to get roles still.

Also, I saw that interview. It was pretty funny, Stewart kept hinting at Brad sharing his wife as well as his house. Also, how awesome that Brad is cool enough that he just lets other stars camp out at his place while shooting locally? You have to wonder what that night's conversation was like with Angelina though.

I can picture it now.

Jolie is in bed, reading one of the numerous gossip rags with her on the cover. Brad comes in from the bathroom, starts to climb in bed.

Brad: "So babe, I ran into Jonah Hill today, he's shooting a flick in town, I told him he could crash here."

Jolie looks at him with abnormally raised eyebrows: "Who??"

Brad: "You know, Jonah Hill, the kid from Superbad."

Jolie, getting annoyed: "The fat, creepy one?"

Brad: "Well, he's not fat anymore, but yeah."

Jolie, getting more annoyed: "And you said he could stay here, in OUR house?"

Brad: "Yeah, he's cool. It's no trouble..." starting to get nervous

Jolie: "And you didn't think to check with me?"

Brad: "It's no big deal, it's just for a few weeks, he's cool. He'll be shooting most of the time."

Jolie: "Yeah... right, what if he decides to sneak in here some night when you're off building a house for poor black people and have his way with me???"

Brad, starting to get annoyed: "Please, like he'd want your tired old ass. It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway in there. And that's coming from a guy who rivals Liam Neeson for cock size"

Jolie: "Oh really, you weren't complaining last night!"

Brad: "That's just cause you give a BJ like no other, why the hell do you think I left Jen?"

Jolie: "Well fark you! See if I blow you now!" rolls over, turns out the lamp to go to sleep.

Brad: "Oh well, I could ...

So...how long until Trey Parker and Matt Stone animate that?

Weird, I read that headline as "Jonah Hex" which would certainly make for an interesting buddy comedy for sure. Uh, I guess.

PizzaJedi81: BigMevy: Could he have pulled off that role in Superbad had he been skinny? I dunno, maybe, but it was funnier that he was chunky. That said, I hope he has success still now that he's gotten in shape. It would be pretty sad if he had to plump up again just to get roles still.

Also, I saw that interview. It was pretty funny, Stewart kept hinting at Brad sharing his wife as well as his house. Also, how awesome that Brad is cool enough that he just lets other stars camp out at his place while shooting locally? You have to wonder what that night's conversation was like with Angelina though.

I can picture it now.

Jolie is in bed, reading one of the numerous gossip rags with her on the cover. Brad comes in from the bathroom, starts to climb in bed.

Brad: "So babe, I ran into Jonah Hill today, he's shooting a flick in town, I told him he could crash here."

Jolie looks at him with abnormally raised eyebrows: "Who??"

Brad: "You know, Jonah Hill, the kid from Superbad."

Jolie, getting annoyed: "The fat, creepy one?"

Brad: "Well, he's not fat anymore, but yeah."

Jolie, getting more annoyed: "And you said he could stay here, in OUR house?"

Brad: "Yeah, he's cool. It's no trouble..." starting to get nervous

Jolie: "And you didn't think to check with me?"

Brad: "It's no big deal, it's just for a few weeks, he's cool. He'll be shooting most of the time."

Jolie: "Yeah... right, what if he decides to sneak in here some night when you're off building a house for poor black people and have his way with me???"

Brad, starting to get annoyed: "Please, like he'd want your tired old ass. It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway in there. And that's coming from a guy who rivals Liam Neeson for cock size"

Jolie: "Oh really, you weren't complaining last night!"

Brad: "That's just cause you give a BJ like no other, why the hell do you think I left Jen?"

Jolie: "Well fark you! See if I blow you now!" rolls over, turns out the lamp to go to sleep.

Brad: "Oh well ...

fark south park. that would be a brilliant Robot Chicken sketch.

frepnog: fark south park. that would be a brilliant Robot Chicken sketch.

No, you're right, that's better.

He moved to New Orleans and LOST weight? He did something wrong.

Mugato: bin_smokin: And Angelina smelled it like a hungry lioness smells a sick Gazelle.

What did she do?

I was mainly pointing out the contrast in personalities. Although I do think she is evil. Not Hitler type evil, but more like the evil baby eating friendly elderly bishop that no one really suspects until the end kind of evil.

bin_smokin: Not Hitler type evil, but more like the evil baby eating friendly elderly bishop that no one really suspects until the end kind of evil.

Think she'd like a career in the Church?

BigMevy : I can picture it now. Jolie is in bed, reading one of the numerous gossip rags with her on the cover. Brad comes in from the bathroom, starts to climb in bed...

Somewhere, Jenifer Aniston is reading this while crying and masturbating furiously.

The_Pirate: Am I seriously the only person who thinks Jonah Hill is an unfunny fat pile of shiat who's been riding Seth Rogen's dick to the top?

No

osafer: BigMevy: Could he have pulled off that role in Superbad had he been skinny? I dunno, maybe, but it was funnier that he was chunky. That said, I hope he has success still now that he's gotten in shape. It would be pretty sad if he had to plump up again just to get roles still.

Also, I saw that interview. It was pretty funny, Stewart kept hinting at Brad sharing his wife as well as his house. Also, how awesome that Brad is cool enough that he just lets other stars camp out at his place while shooting locally? You have to wonder what that night's conversation was like with Angelina though.

I can picture it now.

Jolie is in bed, reading one of the numerous gossip rags with her on the cover. Brad comes in from the bathroom, starts to climb in bed.

Brad: "So babe, I ran into Jonah Hill today, he's shooting a flick in town, I told him he could crash here."

Jolie looks at him with abnormally raised eyebrows: "Who??"

Brad: "You know, Jonah Hill, the kid from Superbad."

Jolie, getting annoyed: "The fat, creepy one?"

Brad: "Well, he's not fat anymore, but yeah."

Jolie, getting more annoyed: "And you said he could stay here, in OUR house?"

Brad: "Yeah, he's cool. It's no trouble..." starting to get nervous

Jolie: "And you didn't think to check with me?"

Brad: "It's no big deal, it's just for a few weeks, he's cool. He'll be shooting most of the time."

Jolie: "Yeah... right, what if he decides to sneak in here some night when you're off building a house for poor black people and have his way with me???"

Brad, starting to get annoyed: "Please, like he'd want your tired old ass. It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway in there. And that's coming from a guy who rivals Liam Neeson for cock size"

Jolie: "Oh really, you weren't complaining last night!"

Brad: "That's just cause you give a BJ like no other, why the hell do you think I left Jen?"

Jolie: "Well fark you! See if I blow you now!" rolls over, turns out the lamp to go to sleep.

Brad: "Oh well, I could ...

Am I the only one who finds this post a little disturbing?

No

FuryOfFirestorm: BigMevy : I can picture it now. Jolie is in bed, reading one of the numerous gossip rags with her on the cover. Brad comes in from the bathroom, starts to climb in bed...

Somewhere, Jenifer Aniston is reading this while crying and masturbating furiously.

That's hot. I always thought she depression farks like a champ.

BigMevy: Could he have pulled off that role in Superbad had he been skinny? I dunno, maybe, but it was funnier that he was chunky. That said, I hope he has success still now that he's gotten in shape. It would be pretty sad if he had to plump up again just to get roles still.

Also, I saw that interview. It was pretty funny, Stewart kept hinting at Brad sharing his wife as well as his house. Also, how awesome that Brad is cool enough that he just lets other stars camp out at his place while shooting locally? You have to wonder what that night's conversation was like with Angelina though.

I can picture it now.

Jolie is in bed, reading one of the numerous gossip rags with her on the cover. Brad comes in from the bathroom, starts to climb in bed.

Brad: "So babe, I ran into Jonah Hill today, he's shooting a flick in town, I told him he could crash here."

Jolie looks at him with abnormally raised eyebrows: "Who??"

Brad: "You know, Jonah Hill, the kid from Superbad."

Jolie, getting annoyed: "The fat, creepy one?"

Brad: "Well, he's not fat anymore, but yeah."

Jolie, getting more annoyed: "And you said he could stay here, in OUR house?"

Brad: "Yeah, he's cool. It's no trouble..." starting to get nervous

Jolie: "And you didn't think to check with me?"

Brad: "It's no big deal, it's just for a few weeks, he's cool. He'll be shooting most of the time."

Jolie: "Yeah... right, what if he decides to sneak in here some night when you're off building a house for poor black people and have his way with me???"

Brad, starting to get annoyed: "Please, like he'd want your tired old ass. It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway in there. And that's coming from a guy who rivals Liam Neeson for cock size"

Jolie: "Oh really, you weren't complaining last night!"

Brad: "That's just cause you give a BJ like no other, why the hell do you think I left Jen?"

Jolie: "Well fark you! See if I blow you now!" rolls over, turns out the lamp to go to sleep.

Brad: "Oh well, I could ...

Allegedly, Brad Pitt's penis is average sized.

WHY THE FARK DO I REMEMBER THAT