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(E! Online) Scary Lindsay Lohan is the new face of Hag Jeans. I'm sorry, Jag Jeans. Honest mistake   (eonline.com) divider line 21
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Impasse
2011-12-23 12:14:32 PM
"Do these jeans make my teeth look methed?"
 
peterthx
2011-12-23 12:15:08 PM
So are jag Jeans those pre-worn out looking ones with holes and everything?
 
That coward David Lopan
2011-12-23 12:17:31 PM
Are they the ones that used to be hot in the mid 2000's but are now only liked by douches and skanks?
 
blacksharpiemarker
2011-12-23 12:21:43 PM
Are they the ones that cause a burning sensation in my crotch after having worn them for a night?
 
Balchinian
2011-12-23 12:22:43 PM
Who in their right mind would hire LL to be their "face" or spokesperson? I mean besides the Law Journal, or The National Enquirer.
 
srtpointman [TotalFark]
2011-12-23 12:27:16 PM
peterthx: So are jag Jeans those pre-worn out looking ones with holes and everything?

They'll match her teeth eventually.
 
Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt
2011-12-23 12:28:35 PM
Are they the ones with the worn out knees and the special hidden pocket for Valtrex?
 
carrion_luggage [TotalFark]
2011-12-23 12:29:26 PM
The teeth on the zipper are broken and discolored.
 
Wellon Dowd
2011-12-23 12:33:34 PM
Manufactured to the highest quality standards, Jag Jeans with all day odor control. Made with premium ultra soft combed cotton, and premium cotton stay up top that provides superb comfort. The Power Cushioned crotch offers ultimate impact absorption. These jeans have comfort ass seams that provides all day comfort. Jeans contents: 71% Combed Cotton / 18% Acrylic / 10% Nylon / 1% Lycra Spandex.
 
LeroyBourne
2011-12-23 12:59:13 PM
I do like the "break away" feature. When you absolutely have to fark right now.
 
Orgasmatron138
2011-12-23 01:14:35 PM
Well, I guess it worked, because I've never heard of those jeans before today.
 
minoridiot
2011-12-23 01:40:43 PM
Shabby chic is so 1990's.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-12-23 01:44:13 PM
Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: Are they the ones with the worn out knees and the special hidden pocket for Valtrex?


+2
 
Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy
2011-12-23 02:50:08 PM
STOP GIVING HER MONEY, GODDAMMIT!

It really IS that simple.
 
quatchi
2011-12-23 04:49:33 PM
Jag?

jag/jag/
Noun:
A sharp projection.
A bout of unrestrained activity or emotion, esp. drinking, crying, or laughing.

A'ight, now I get it.

Sure, run with that.
 
firesign
2011-12-23 05:31:05 PM
It's much better when the celebrity train wrecks advertise jeans BEFORE they become train wrecks:
resalevintagecloset.files.wordpress.com
 
raidersofthelostfark
2011-12-23 06:42:48 PM
Jag Jeans, now available at Pants N'at.

/Yinz better listen up
//I ain't chasing you all roun' the store.
 
laid back w/bud light
2011-12-23 07:37:28 PM
Do they look 10 years older than they really are and reek of cigarette smoke and vodka?
 
Christian Bale
2011-12-23 08:33:30 PM
She even requested scissors

I thought she wasn't lesbian anymore ?
 
Poison
2011-12-23 10:01:39 PM
raidersofthelostfark: Jag Jeans, now available at Pants N'at.

/Yinz better listen up
//I ain't chasing you all roun' the store.

Hey, look at that salesman-curly black hair, Buddy Holly glasses...
 
therecksays
2011-12-25 12:28:28 AM
firesign: It's much better when the celebrity train wrecks advertise jeans BEFORE they become train wrecks:
[resalevintagecloset.files.wordpress.com image 630x846]

A blast from the past. She really was pretty before she became a joke.
 
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