FARK.com: (6841228) Gingrich campaign on Calista: "We're waiting to unleash her". Complete with creepy Calista waiting to be unleashed pic

		Gingrich campaign on Calista: "We're waiting to unleash her". Complete with creepy Calista waiting to be unleashed pic (huffingtonpost.com)		118
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oldernell

2011-12-23 09:27:35 AM

This just in: Godzilla seen heading back into the ocean.

James!

2011-12-23 09:43:51 AM

They don't fear him cause he has the Calista... they fear him cause he'll let the Calista out.

kronicfeld

2011-12-23 09:48:30 AM

James!: They don't fear him cause he has the Calista... they fear him cause he'll let the Calista out.

If I don't get a pizza here in thirty minutes, I'm letting Calista loose!

stpauler

2011-12-23 09:48:45 AM

She looks like she's ready to perform a cliterectomy
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IgG4

2011-12-23 09:49:24 AM

Unleash her like a freaking KRAKEN!!

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/there is an uncanny resemblance

Sybarite

2011-12-23 09:57:01 AM

I want to see her and Michelle Bachmann in a staring contest. First to consume the other's soul wins.

Dancin_In_Anson

2011-12-23 09:57:07 AM

How big is her ass?

markie_farkie

2011-12-23 10:07:10 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: How big is her ass?

It's tough to say from that picture. Based on the camera angle, and distance, her ass (directly to her left) is about twice as big.

unyon

2011-12-23 10:07:32 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: How big is her ass?

I'm sure it's nowhere near the backyard that Moochelle has.

vernonFL

2011-12-23 10:08:13 AM

You must return Calista to us! DO not release Calista!

Mugato

2011-12-23 10:15:48 AM

That pesky seventh seal is always the hardest to open.

Mr. Coffee Nerves

2011-12-23 10:16:47 AM

"And while you're being unleashed, Callista, I'll just stay back here at HQ with our new interns Champagne and Lexus."

PainInTheASP

2011-12-23 10:25:14 AM

Did someone say "unleash"?

Turned_into_a_newt

2011-12-23 10:29:12 AM

PainInTheASP: Did someone say "unleash"?

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nicely done!
+1

Aarontology

2011-12-23 10:36:10 AM

Does that mean she's going to suck more married men's dicks?

James!

2011-12-23 10:40:20 AM

Aarontology: Does that mean she's going to suck more married men's dicks?

That is a hell of a thing to know about a candidate and their wife.

Walker

2011-12-23 10:43:12 AM

Scariest. Stepford Wife. EVER.

BritneysSpeculum

2011-12-23 11:00:15 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: How big is her ass?

According to this website (http://www.castnews.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/f7ceeb68ons-picture .jpg),
Newt is exactly 6 feet tall.

DarwiOdrade

2011-12-23 11:00:57 AM

Snarfangel

2011-12-23 11:02:52 AM

C'mon guys, you have to admit she looks pretty

Sorry, had to step away from the computer for a bit. What I was going to say is that you have to admit she looks pretty scary.

Dancin_In_Anson

2011-12-23 11:04:00 AM

BritneysSpeculum: According to this website (http://www.castnews.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/f7ceeb68ons-picture .jpg),
Newt is exactly 6 feet tall.

I laughed. Well done.

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2011-12-23 11:06:17 AM

No... No... not... THE CALLISTA!!!
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TheOther

2011-12-23 11:54:10 AM

Sybarite: I want to see her and Michelle Bachmann in a staring contest. First to consume the other's soul wins.

That's no moon...that's a Death Stare!

Cewley

2011-12-23 11:58:49 AM

so who the hell is Newtieboy bangin' while she's in for her marathon "beauty" treatment?

AcneVulgaris

2011-12-23 12:07:51 PM

James!: Aarontology: Does that mean she's going to suck more married men's dicks?

That is a hell of a thing to know about a candidate and their wife.

Clinton will be wanting to hang out at the whitehouse again, on any pretext he can come up with.

Tyrone Slothrop

2011-12-23 12:09:04 PM

BritneysSpeculum: Dancin_In_Anson: How big is her ass?

According to this website (http://www.castnews.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/f7ceeb68ons-picture .jpg),
Newt is exactly 6 feet tall.

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lilbjorn

2011-12-23 12:09:53 PM

Creepy picture of Calista - redundant

Rozotorical

2011-12-23 12:10:58 PM

Cewley: so who the hell is Newtieboy bangin' while she's in for her marathon "beauty" treatment?

Wait Calista is ill?

NateGrey

2011-12-23 12:11:06 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: How big is her ass?

Republicans love their BJ Queens. Callista is following in the foot steps of Nancy.

Rusty Shackleford

2011-12-23 12:12:18 PM

Unleash Callisto!

James!

2011-12-23 12:12:41 PM

AcneVulgaris: James!: Aarontology: Does that mean she's going to suck more married men's dicks?

That is a hell of a thing to know about a candidate and their wife.

Clinton will be wanting to hang out at the whitehouse again, on any pretext he can come up with.

"Hey Newt, I hear your little lady gives a mean blow job... mind if I come over this weekend and try 'er out?"
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discgolfguru

2011-12-23 12:15:27 PM

Are there any photos of this woman that do not make her look completely bugshiat insane?

qorkfiend

2011-12-23 12:15:38 PM

Newt must have hired some new advisors.

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imashark

2011-12-23 12:17:23 PM

James!

2011-12-23 12:18:29 PM

discgolfguru: Are there any photos of this woman that do not make her look completely bugshiat insane?

What about evil?

www.maletphoto.com

Nina_Hartley's_Ass

2011-12-23 12:18:51 PM

"That's Callista."

www.classicactresses.com

21-7-b

2011-12-23 12:19:31 PM

I'd hit it. saw her in a video the other day where her face looked / was made to look like she was in her early-mid twenties and was more than pretty enough. you'd still probably have to stop her having a bird-power-off against the local cats, though

imashark

2011-12-23 12:20:30 PM

Best three posts in a row, EVER.

Kudos to qorkfiend and James! for teaming in the 3 hit combo.

/She really does look like a Kraken

Fart_Machine

2011-12-23 12:20:41 PM

Is her face frozen that way?

1derful

2011-12-23 12:21:23 PM

I can understand why Newt has been holding back. The leash came from Tiffany's.

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2011-12-23 12:23:30 PM

James!: discgolfguru: Are there any photos of this woman that do not make her look completely bugshiat insane?

What about evil?

[www.maletphoto.com image 640x427]

How about skeptical and avian?

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cretinbob

2011-12-23 12:24:17 PM

stoli n coke

2011-12-23 12:24:57 PM

Newt's wife is a bird. Your argument is invalid.

James!

2011-12-23 12:25:09 PM

imashark: Best three posts in a row, EVER.

Kudos to qorkfiend and James! for teaming in the 3 hit combo.

/She really does look like a Kraken

Yeah, that was pretty cool.

imashark

2011-12-23 12:25:27 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: James!: discgolfguru: Are there any photos of this woman that do not make her look completely bugshiat insane?

What about evil?

[www.maletphoto.com image 640x427]

How about skeptical and avian?

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I think its because her eyes always seem like they're too wide. Like the look of a psychopath that is about to gleefully and horribly axe murder you.

masercot

2011-12-23 12:25:29 PM

If Heath Ledger's Joker and Edgar Winter had a child...

GameSprocket

2011-12-23 12:27:13 PM

Then:

Now:

Imagine what he would do to America!

apeiron242

2011-12-23 12:27:30 PM

Fnord!

imashark

2011-12-23 12:29:03 PM

GameSprocket: Then: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x266]

Now: [www.urantiansojourn.com image 300x200]

Imagine what he would do to America!

I'm speechless.

Wyalt Derp

2011-12-23 12:33:40 PM

That's a scary looking battleaxe.

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