She is a hose beast.


/ paypal me.

Bathes in Nair?

She is a ho. Bag.

Inspired by Marcus Gronholm quote:

Interviewer: "Marcus, in more than three words, what's it like out there?"
MG: "Not very good. ...Today."

This jack wagon is just as much of an AW as she is. Fark them both.

He should rise above it and move on. We all know she's trash. he doesn't need to explain it.

The clip they played on The Soup of him saying something along the lines of, "Whatever, by the time you have kids nobody will care about you anymore" was fantastic.

Only if he can find his crayons. They are both idiots.

Arr, she has lotsa booty.

No talent self absorbed BIAAATCH?

Really deformed plastic filled tatas?

"How many 'r's' are in 'twunt?'"

"Kris, you MARRIED A PORN STAR. Porn stars are not honorable people, and they very literally will do anything for money. If you don't believe me, ask my close and personal friends Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods, Tito Ortiz, or Kirk Cameron."

LOL WUT?!? Did I miss something here?

5 words = Dat is one big ole ass

bin_smokin: "Kris, you MARRIED A PORN STAR. Porn stars are not honorable people, and they very literally will do anything for money. If you don't believe me, ask my close and personal friends Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods, Tito Ortiz, or Kirk Cameron."

LOL WUT?!? Did I miss something here?

Not just that, comparing Kim Kardashian to a porn star is an insult...to porn stars everywhere.

who

bin_smokin: "Kris, you MARRIED A PORN STAR. Porn stars are not honorable people, and they very literally will do anything for money. If you don't believe me, ask my close and personal friends Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods, Tito Ortiz, or Kirk Cameron."

LOL WUT?!? Did I miss something here?

If by porn star you mean... what was it, playboy bunny? What a poor time for her boyfriend to find god.

The should sterilize every single person who buys that book.

Treygreen13: monoski: 56 words = Dat is one big ole ass

Oops meant to hyphen big-ole

has "She is a shallow coont!" been mentioned yet?

//works for me.
seriously though, he is as dumb as yesterday's laundry.

So let me guess he will be some small town country boy that got sucked into her fast big city ways. IIRC he was the moron that asked her to marry him after dating a few months. But at least in that short time he learned to AW from the best.

What letter comes after A?

This thread should have had voting enabled.

Walker: Big ass but and she's c*nty.

2 strikes against, in my book.

/Not a "bigazz" man...

TheMadChaosopher: 1.she 2.banged 3.a 4.black 5.guy

thatsracist.gif

He can write?

Will the scathing five word expose read "Queen of all Attention Wh0r3s"?

WHO CARES?

Honestly! Who are the shallow idiots who keep reading and watching these Kardashian jerks? Why are they so fascinating to you? Why are you supporting them?

And while I'm at it, why do people keep submitting stories about them here? Who the hell are you? Come out. Be known. Stop hiding and show yourself, Kardashian-lover. Show some guts.

Because I would bet that you're just doing this for the cheap pop to your submission numbers, and that your willingness to whore yourself via the Kardashians is a big part of the problem. You're a step away from paparazzi.

Ahem:

Why do you people care?

SEX TAPE, TABLOIDS, REALITY SHOW

There, that's every significant part of her life in five words. Wait, does it have to be in sentence form...? I could probably sum it up even more succintly if you have a broad definition of "prostitution".

She is a farking coont.

bin_smokin: "Kris, you MARRIED A PORN STAR. Porn stars are not honorable people, and they very literally will do anything for money. If you don't believe me, ask my close and personal friends Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods, Tito Ortiz, or Kirk Cameron."

LOL WUT?!? Did I miss something here?

I knew he liked bananas a little too much.

Does he know five words???

TheMadChaosopher: Need a Dispenser Here: TheMadChaosopher: 1.she 2.banged 3.a 4.black 5.guy

thatsracist.gif

it's racist to bang black guys!?

No, but to think it's some big deal or even worth mentioning is.

Thank God I've only even heard of a couple of those people and hardly any of their "shocking events."

Whew! That was a close one!

^^^

Sorry, wrong thread

hope he got to stick it in between the enormous bun cheeks she got going on or at least pee on/in her.

Will he write about male-only nude yoga session? because I understand Kim caught his naked ass with some other dude!

I've already pre-ordered the audiobook on Audible.com


/it doubles as the DVD and book cover too

SomeoneDumb: ^^^

Sorry, wrong thread


It's funny cause your handle is 'SomeoneDumb.'

Dialectic: Will he write about male-only nude yoga session? because I understand Kim caught his naked ass with some other dude!
-- In her dreams. I don't believe that for a second. The Kardashians are gorgeous, but they're also petty. I remember when they were putting out rumors about Halle when Kim was publicity AWing with Gabriel Aubrey for a hot minute. The world revolves around Kimmy Cakes, and if something goes wrong it has to be the other person's fault, never hers............... I wouldn't put it past Kim (or her mama Kris) to make shiat up about Humphries as payback for blowing their illusion too soon.