If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Coventry Telegraph) Dumbass Man gets two years in prison for selling cocaine while being drunk and dressed as The Incredible Hulk, after police caught him green-handed   (coventrytelegraph.net) divider line 22
More: Dumbass, Incredible Hulk, coventry, cocaine, Rogers Sportsnet, prisons, selling  
•       •       •

2637 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Dec 2011 at 12:59 PM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»   |    Get this fabulous T-Shirt and impress the methane out of your friends! shirt it!



22 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
Because People in power are Stupid [TotalFark]
2011-12-23 09:14:40 AM
Don't get me wired. You won't like me when I'm wired.
 
Because People in power are Stupid [TotalFark]
2011-12-23 09:16:29 AM
starsmedia.ign.com
Wired.
 
Wrong_Intentions
2011-12-23 09:17:57 AM

Police were alerted by his costume which was based on the TV and film character who becomes green and superhuman when angry.


Alright, comic book fans, have at it with your NERD RAGE!
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2011-12-23 09:32:41 AM
who had painted his face green and was in fancy dress

Fancy Hulk dress

www.instablogsimages.com
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-12-23 11:41:25 AM
Hulk SMASHed!
 
LeroyBourne
2011-12-23 01:05:05 PM
Couldn't he have just gotten some bar floozy home with the coke and try and fark her like a normal hulk?
 
trappedspirit
2011-12-23 01:08:25 PM
Because The Incredible Hulk has green hands/penis
 
SkylineRecords
2011-12-23 01:14:35 PM
i.saucesome.net
 
hogans
2011-12-23 01:25:45 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: Wired.

...And we're done!
 
FROGSTOMPER
2011-12-23 01:26:17 PM
He should've dressed as Batman, several police officers I know love Batman because they think they could be him if they wanted to. If he were dressed as Batman they would've just stolen his drugs and let him go.
 
Combustion
2011-12-23 01:34:59 PM
That guy is 32?
 
Perducci
2011-12-23 01:36:21 PM
Sybarite: who had painted his face green and was in fancy dress

Fancy Hulk dress

[www.instablogsimages.com image 550x768]

Did she just step in a toilet?
 
Kanemano
2011-12-23 01:38:53 PM
I thought the Hulk only sold steroids and that the Flash was the coke dealer?

Now I know
 
Fano
2011-12-23 01:47:26 PM
Kanemano: I thought the Hulk only sold steroids and that the Flash was the coke dealer?

Now I know


RULK SELL STEROIDS!
fc08.deviantart.net
 
KrispyKritter
2011-12-23 01:48:54 PM
this reeks of super-hero profiling and that's wrong
 
gopher321 [TotalFark]
2011-12-23 02:00:48 PM
Ed Finnerty: Hulk SMASHed!

Heh heh. I was going to say "HULK FREEBASING!!!", but yours is >+10.
 
mdeesnuts
2011-12-23 02:09:52 PM
Does being drunk while dealing drugs compound the offense? I thought being drunk was legal unless operating machinery.
 
Bloody William
2011-12-23 02:17:24 PM


A man is behind bars after being caught selling drugs outside a Coventry nightclub dressed as The Incredible Hulk.

GREATEST LEAD EVER.
 
bjorky
2011-12-23 05:59:06 PM
https://twitter.com/#!/drunkhulk is one of my favorite people that I follow on Twitter.
 
dbrunker
2011-12-23 09:23:51 PM
You sure he was dressed up like The Hulk and not a nun?
img443.imageshack.us
 
ParagonComplex
2011-12-24 12:33:36 AM
HULK CRASH......es after cocaine wears off and finds himself in a drunk tank.
 
Submitted First With a Better Headline
2011-12-24 01:11:12 AM
Let me know when they find his cousin.

cdn.comicartfans.com
 
Displayed 22 of 22 comments

Redisplay/refresh comments

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
From the Fark Shop:
More from the Fark Shop »