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2011-12-23 09:44:44 AM
That cop shouldn't have a job.
 
2011-12-23 09:52:05 AM
It's an SUV. In Texas. The driver was clearly in the right. That boy needed a good hittin'.
 
2011-12-23 10:28:04 AM
Old news. Happened Sept. 27. Also for those saying "He should have been walking on the sidewalk", there was no sidewalk.

Watch this video report from back when it happened. There was real tall grass (like 3 feet high) so he had to walk in the road. Quickly cut after he was hit.
 
2011-12-23 10:57:25 AM
This cop takes the cake as the douchest cop out there... or at least deserves an honorable mention.
 
2011-12-23 11:01:19 AM
Which well-connected person is the "18-year-old" SUV driver the child/staffer/love-slave of?

// my money's on Cheney
 
2011-12-23 11:02:09 AM
Walking on the wrong side of the street?!?!?! Really?!?! I wasn't aware there was a legal side of the road to walk on (drive & ride a bike yes but not walking).

I always walk facing traffic so I can see whose coming at me vs. the cars coming from behind me where I can't see who might be swerving to hit me for fun. If that means a ticket, then flippin' give me one, I'd rather live.
 
2011-12-23 11:03:01 AM
I hate when people walk on the wrong side of the street. Especially when they have their dogs. I'm always worried I'm going to hit the dog when it's hanging out in the road like that.

/not that this kid needed a ticket, but.
 
2011-12-23 11:03:53 AM
. "Secondly, I have $10,000 in medical bills that can be denied by the insurance company if the case isn't dismissed or if he isn't found not guilty."


What kind of shiatty insurance is this?
 
2011-12-23 11:04:08 AM
rhondajeremy: Walking on the wrong side of the street?!?!?! Really?!?! I wasn't aware there was a legal side of the road to walk on (drive & ride a bike yes but not walking).

I always walk facing traffic so I can see whose coming at me vs. the cars coming from behind me where I can't see who might be swerving to hit me for fun. If that means a ticket, then flippin' give me one, I'd rather live.


That's the right side of the street. Walking away from traffic so you can't see is the wrong side.
 
2011-12-23 11:05:28 AM
Chinchillazilla: I hate when people walk on the wrong side of the street. Especially when they have their dogs. I'm always worried I'm going to hit the dog when it's hanging out in the road like that.

/not that this kid needed a ticket, but.


Sorry if it bugs you, those people should be moving to the side as much as possible to get out of your way but I'm not walking where I can't see what's coming so you'll have to put up with me. :)
 
2011-12-23 11:05:33 AM
While in traffic court with my now ex-wife, one of the cases in front of hers was a kid that had stolen a new SUV. The owner had yet to get a license or insurance. Judge fined him for the stop sign he ran (how he got caught), the lack of license and insurance on the vehicle. Then told the thief "Next time you steal a car, I guess you need to make sure the owner has all of their paper work in order."

/CSB
//Friday slashies for being non sober at work on a Friday morning!
 
2011-12-23 11:05:35 AM
emersonbiggins: . "Secondly, I have $10,000 in medical bills that can be denied by the insurance company if the case isn't dismissed or if he isn't found not guilty."

What kind of shiatty insurance is this?


Nevermind, I guess she was talking about the driver's insurance.
 
2011-12-23 11:06:14 AM
Walker: Old news. Happened Sept. 27. Also for those saying "He should have been walking on the sidewalk", there was no sidewalk.

Watch this video report from back when it happened. There was real tall grass (like 3 feet high) so he had to walk in the road. Quickly cut after he was hit.


Still, he was walking on the wrong side of the road. It's dangerous as hell, and should be taught in schools and reinforced by parents. If it takes a ticket to teach the local kids and their parents a lesson, so be it. I drive down 10th street to get to my neighborhood. Although the neighborhoods all have sidewalks, 10th street does not. The teens in the neighborhoods walk10th to get from one neighborhood to the next. Once a month or so I nearly pick off some teen(s) dressed in dark hoodies and pants walking on the right side line with their backs to traffic at night. I've sent emails to the middle schools requesting the dangers be taught in health and gym class, but my 14yo says he has never heard of it being addressed in school. The kid's parents should pay the ticket, STFU, and make sure their kid(s) arent ever in the same situation again.
 
2011-12-23 11:06:33 AM
Chinchillazilla: rhondajeremy: Walking on the wrong side of the street?!?!?! Really?!?! I wasn't aware there was a legal side of the road to walk on (drive & ride a bike yes but not walking).

I always walk facing traffic so I can see whose coming at me vs. the cars coming from behind me where I can't see who might be swerving to hit me for fun. If that means a ticket, then flippin' give me one, I'd rather live.

That's the right side of the street. Walking away from traffic so you can't see is the wrong side.


True, but doesn't the pedestrian always have the right-of-way?
 
2011-12-23 11:06:48 AM
 
2011-12-23 11:07:07 AM
Chinchillazilla: rhondajeremy: Walking on the wrong side of the street?!?!?! Really?!?! I wasn't aware there was a legal side of the road to walk on (drive & ride a bike yes but not walking).

I always walk facing traffic so I can see whose coming at me vs. the cars coming from behind me where I can't see who might be swerving to hit me for fun. If that means a ticket, then flippin' give me one, I'd rather live.

That's the right side of the street. Walking away from traffic so you can't see is the wrong side.


Oh okay...I didn't realize...I just walk where I walk and worry about not getting hit.
 
2011-12-23 11:08:31 AM
Trance750: Chinchillazilla: rhondajeremy: Walking on the wrong side of the street?!?!?! Really?!?! I wasn't aware there was a legal side of the road to walk on (drive & ride a bike yes but not walking).

I always walk facing traffic so I can see whose coming at me vs. the cars coming from behind me where I can't see who might be swerving to hit me for fun. If that means a ticket, then flippin' give me one, I'd rather live.

That's the right side of the street. Walking away from traffic so you can't see is the wrong side.

True, but doesn't the pedestrian always have the right-of-way?


Depends on your city's bylaws. The bylaw in my city is this way, all pedestrians have the right of way (which has its problems)
 
2011-12-23 11:12:01 AM
Only one question needs to be answered here: could the driver see the pedestrian? And he hit him anyway. Done. Driver's fault. 100%.
 
2011-12-23 11:12:49 AM
Was it just me or was there a sidewalk on the other side of the street? Maybe I'm being pedantic, but was it too much work to walk on that sidewalk?

I don't blame the cop for issuing the ticket, that's the law and it helps establish the legality of the incident. That said, you do always have to yeild to the pedestrian, even if they're walking down the center of the street with their pants around their ankles whilst eating a tub of yogurt with their hands, blind-folded.

The girl who hit him was an idiot. But it sounds like it was a non-issue till the kid got home and told his mom, who saw it as a money grab opportunity. Now all of a sudden he's got injuries and 10k in hospital bills....
 
2011-12-23 11:13:52 AM
Definitely sucks. My buddy got drilled by a car on his road bike on a training ride. Almost died. Then had a ticket for running a stop sign. As sucky as it was he realized it was 100% his fault.
 
2011-12-23 11:15:10 AM
Walker: Old news. Happened Sept. 27. Also for those saying "He should have been walking on the sidewalk", there was no sidewalk.

Watch this video report from back when it happened. There was real tall grass (like 3 feet high) so he had to walk in the road. Quickly cut after he was hit.


Gosh, you are right. If you watch that video you can see that while the sidewalk stops on the side of the road on which he was wakling, it continues on the side on which he should have been walking. Clearly, it was far safer for him to break the law by walking on the wrong side of the road, with his back to oncoming traffic, in the roadway, when walking with three friends rather than on the sidewalk on the proper side of the road. Clearly the cop owes him and his mom 1 billionty-trillion dollars for daring to give this poor snowflake (who admits in the article you post that people should learn from his case that you should walk on the proper side of the road) a ticket.

/BTW, the above is loaded with sarcasm in case your reading comprehension is not too good.
 
2011-12-23 11:16:05 AM
I'm on the cops side....should have tased him just for the hell of it.
 
2011-12-23 11:17:05 AM
I've noticed this happening a lot more lately. Don't walk with your back to oncoming traffic, people. It's stupid.
 
2011-12-23 11:17:05 AM
I think being hit by a SUV is quite enough punishment.
 
2011-12-23 11:17:55 AM
dugitman: Walker: Old news. Happened Sept. 27. Also for those saying "He should have been walking on the sidewalk", there was no sidewalk.

Watch this video report from back when it happened. There was real tall grass (like 3 feet high) so he had to walk in the road. Quickly cut after he was hit.

Still, he was walking on the wrong side of the road. It's dangerous as hell, and should be taught in schools and reinforced by parents. If it takes a ticket to teach the local kids and their parents a lesson, so be it. I drive down 10th street to get to my neighborhood. Although the neighborhoods all have sidewalks, 10th street does not. The teens in the neighborhoods walk10th to get from one neighborhood to the next. Once a month or so I nearly pick off some teen(s) dressed in dark hoodies and pants walking on the right side line with their backs to traffic at night. I've sent emails to the middle schools requesting the dangers be taught in health and gym class, but my 14yo says he has never heard of it being addressed in school. The kid's parents should pay the ticket, STFU, and make sure their kid(s) arent ever in the same situation again.


Yeah, this is the parent's failure.

Note, also, that they're going to court because of the medical bills. It's not the ticket, it's that they want to sue the driver and they can't do that when the ticket says the kid was in the wrong.
 
2011-12-23 11:18:04 AM
Russ1642: Only one question needs to be answered here: could the driver see the pedestrian? And he hit him anyway. Done. Driver's fault. 100%.

I wish the article had the time of day in which the boy was hit. If it was after sundown, I would have ticketed the parent as well.
 
2011-12-23 11:21:13 AM
Mugato: It's an SUV. In Texas. The driver was clearly in the right. That boy needed a good hittin'.

Bingo.
Here in Austin, we had a driver crash, jump the curb, and struck and killed a bicyclist WHO WAS ON THE SIDEWALK. Driver got away with a farking ticket.
People get run down like dogs and no one gives a fark, especially if you're a cyclist.
 
2011-12-23 11:23:23 AM
Is it bad that I clicked expecting this to be in Seattle or its environs?

/bad for Seattle
 
2011-12-23 11:24:27 AM
Did he break the law? He gets a ticket. Try not to get subjective about that folks, you either enforce a law or it shouldn't exist.

Now, if the SUV hit him into the wrong side of the street from somewhere else and he got a ticket for that, that would be insult to injury.
 
2011-12-23 11:25:04 AM
Maud Dib: Mugato: It's an SUV. In Texas. The driver was clearly in the right. That boy needed a good hittin'.

Bingo.
Here in Austin, we had a driver crash, jump the curb, and struck and killed a bicyclist WHO WAS ON THE SIDEWALK. Driver got away with a farking ticket.
People get run down like dogs and no one gives a fark, especially if you're a cyclist.


The problem here is your lack of understanding. Cyclists aren't people and deserve to be run over.
 
2011-12-23 11:25:50 AM
dugitman: Still, he was walking on the wrong side of the road. It's dangerous as hell, and should be taught in schools and reinforced by parents. If it takes a ticket to teach the local kids and their parents a lesson, so be it. I drive down 10th street to get to my neighborhood. Although the neighborhoods all have sidewalks, 10th street does not. The teens in the neighborhoods walk10th to get from one neighborhood to the next. Once a month or so I nearly pick off some teen(s) dressed in dark hoodies and pants walking on the right side line with their backs to traffic at night. I've sent emails to the middle schools requesting the dangers be taught in health and gym class, but my 14yo says he has never heard of it being addressed in school. The kid's parents should pay the ticket, STFU, and make sure their kid(s) arent ever in the same situation again.

I guess I'm confused. Would it really matter if he was walking towards traffic or away from traffic? If someone is walking on the shoulder of the road then they should expect a degree of safety. Unless you are a complete moron you shouldn't be driving near the shoulder of the road (only going near it for stopping emergencies or to avoid a head-on collision). Especially if there is no sidewalk. In that case you should be driving more towards the center line.
 
2011-12-23 11:26:01 AM
Walker: Old news. Happened Sept. 27. Also for those saying "He should have been walking on the sidewalk", there was no sidewalk.

Watch this video report from back when it happened. There was real tall grass (like 3 feet high) so he had to walk in the road. Quickly cut after he was hit.


Watch the report more closely. There was a sidewalk on the other side of the street.

I absolutely detest the way suburbs are built without sidewalks, and I think the municipality should be sued to shiat if they allow any street zoned residential not to have a sidewalk, or have any street within a 1,000 feet of a school doesn't have a sidewalk. But they actually had a sidewalk on that street.
 
2011-12-23 11:28:41 AM
JihadMakeMeHungry: I've noticed this happening a lot more lately. Don't walk with your back to oncoming traffic, people. It's stupid.

Please draw me a diagram of how one could walk with their back to ONcoming traffic.

// put your seat back forward
 
2011-12-23 11:30:30 AM
Sounds to me, the cop was just a douche and just wanted to write a ticket, to fill up his end-of-month quota, which is rapidly drawing to a close.

One time, a buddy of mine and I was racing, and I lost control of the car and flipped into a ditch, and had to be air-lifted to a hospital

The cop (prolly the only 'nice cop' I have ever met) did not cite me, instead just gave me a lecture and said I had already suffered enough
 
2011-12-23 11:31:04 AM
The officer approached the injured 11-year-old, who was lying on the ground, stunned. Fearing for his safety, he pepper-sprayed the child, then stapled the ticket to his forehead. The driver of the SUV seemed to be on a very important call on his cellphone, so the officer waived him through without questioning.
 
2011-12-23 11:36:47 AM
Bloody William: Brendon Small doesn't approve

Came here to post Home Movies reference, leaving disappointed being beaten to it, but still satisfied!
 
2011-12-23 11:38:03 AM
Dr Dreidel: JihadMakeMeHungry: I've noticed this happening a lot more lately. Don't walk with your back to oncoming traffic, people. It's stupid.

Please draw me a diagram of how one could walk with their back to ONcoming traffic.

// put your seat back forward


i1117.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-23 11:40:11 AM
JihadMakeMeHungry: Dr Dreidel: JihadMakeMeHungry: I've noticed this happening a lot more lately. Don't walk with your back to oncoming traffic, people. It's stupid.

Please draw me a diagram of how one could walk with their back to ONcoming traffic.

// put your seat back forward


I lol'd. Thank you.
 
2011-12-23 11:43:06 AM
The Larch: I absolutely detest the way suburbs are built without sidewalks, and I think the municipality should be sued to shiat if they allow any street zoned residential not to have a sidewalk, or have any street within a 1,000 feet of a school doesn't have a sidewalk. But they actually had a sidewalk on that street.

Not all residential streets need sidewalks. I actually have 2 sidewalks in front of my home. It's fairly ridiculous. More shiat to shovel and less ground to soak up the rain/snow. I grew up in a house with no sidewalks. The street was plenty wide, was not a through street and wasn't full of idiots drivers.
 
2011-12-23 11:46:50 AM
hailin: dugitman: Still, he was walking on the wrong side of the road. It's dangerous as hell, and should be taught in schools and reinforced by parents. If it takes a ticket to teach the local kids and their parents a lesson, so be it. I drive down 10th street to get to my neighborhood. Although the neighborhoods all have sidewalks, 10th street does not. The teens in the neighborhoods walk10th to get from one neighborhood to the next. Once a month or so I nearly pick off some teen(s) dressed in dark hoodies and pants walking on the right side line with their backs to traffic at night. I've sent emails to the middle schools requesting the dangers be taught in health and gym class, but my 14yo says he has never heard of it being addressed in school. The kid's parents should pay the ticket, STFU, and make sure their kid(s) arent ever in the same situation again.

I guess I'm confused. Would it really matter if he was walking towards traffic or away from traffic? If someone is walking on the shoulder of the road then they should expect a degree of safety. Unless you are a complete moron you shouldn't be driving near the shoulder of the road (only going near it for stopping emergencies or to avoid a head-on collision). Especially if there is no sidewalk. In that case you should be driving more towards the center line.


Walk left, ride right. That's been the rule since I was in grade school in the 70s. It's mostly for your safety but also to minimize bikes & pedestrians getting in others' ways on the shoulder, too.
 
2011-12-23 11:48:23 AM
Dr Dreidel: JihadMakeMeHungry: I've noticed this happening a lot more lately. Don't walk with your back to oncoming traffic, people. It's stupid.

Please draw me a diagram of how one could walk with their back to ONcoming traffic.

// put your seat back forward


Sure thing, Smuggy McSmugerton:

i.imgur.com

Happy to help!
 
2011-12-23 11:49:54 AM
from another article: Because the driver did stop and asked if the boy was OK, she did not violate any laws, according to police records.

How about the legal responsibility of this driver? She didn't even tell the school that she hit one of the kids? Texas may be the worst, but disregard for anyone using the road who is not in a car is rife all over the place.

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Look at this bullshiat, there are no sidewalks and 1 crosswalk in a mile. An 11yo has no choice of which side for this road. The school is surrounded by a farkin moat. The path looks ok, but is mostly inaccessible due to lack of crossing.

This should be a warning to the assholes who designed this crap, not the kids they put in danger.
 
2011-12-23 11:50:50 AM
Couple years ago, I witnessed a teenager run into the street from between two parked buses, without looking first. The inevitable happened, and an SUV travelling at probably 15 or 20 kph hit the kid. Wasn't head-on, but there was some damage to the SUV. After the kid was taken care of, the driver talked to the mother about the damage done to his truck. Mother went apeshiat on the driver - "you just hit my kid and you want me to pay for your stupid truck" - , and I did feel pretty bad for him. There was pretty much nothing he could have done, and he had damage to his truck because of the dumbfark action actions of some idiot kid. I offered my info as a witness, but I didn't receive any followup. He probably just ate the damages.
 
2011-12-23 11:52:09 AM
FAIL tag for subby. Had the kid been walking on the side of the road facing traffic, he would not have been hit by the car. It is illegal for a pedestrian to walk on the wrong side of the road. So, yeah, ticket. I am wondering why the guy who hit the kid wasn't charged with leaving the scene of an accident. That's a serious offense. And both of them are guilty of failure to report an automobile accident with injuries.
 
2011-12-23 11:57:37 AM
Cool story, sis: I was riding my bike down a small highway (1 lane in each direction) to run some errands. I went into the 7-11 for something & then had to go across the intersection to the post office. I rode the bike against traffic since the post office was on the same side of the street as the 7-11, and got nailed by someone making a right on red. Hit me hard enough to throw me over her hood, smash the windshield, and then I rolled off and my head hit the ground first. Got the wind knocked out of me, left knee screaming in pain (initial point of impact), and couldn't see straight. I was lying in the middle of this intersection, in pain, gasping for breath, bleeding from a cut on my scalp, when the cops show up. The cop hunkers down next to me and asks if I had been riding on the wrong side of the road. I meekly said yes and he promptly told me the accident was entirely my fault and that he was going to write me a ticket.

And he did. Handed it to me as I was being loaded onto a backboard. I was 18, didn't have my driver's license yet, and had a traffic ticket. $25 & 2 points off a license I didn't even have.

Even better, when I went for my license shortly afterwards, the ticket had been improperly filed as riding a MOTORIZED vehicle on the wrong side of the road, had been listed as not paid, and my non-existent license had been suspended. Took me a week to clear that up.
 
2011-12-23 12:02:40 PM
I'm guesssing you have not ridden your bike on the wrong side since.
 
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2011-12-23 12:03:38 PM
Trance750

Some police deparments expect officers to ticket at least one involved person after every accident. This policy might be based on pressure from insurance companies to determine fault, or merely on the desire to punish.

Pedestrians do not have "right of way" outside of crosswalks. Whether you can get away with hitting one depends on circumstances. You are legally required to make some effort to avoid running them over, just like you are legally required to make some effort to avoid crashing into cars even when the other driver deserves it.

In my state there is also a law saying drivers should be more careful around children. I forget whether that's in the Uniform Vehicle Code.
 
2011-12-23 12:11:39 PM
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"You know, Melissa, I'm having deja vu."
 
2011-12-23 12:15:55 PM
Walker: Also for those saying "He should have been walking on the sidewalk", there was no sidewalk.

For those saying, "There was no sidewalk.", that doesn't mean he should have been walking in the street.
 
2011-12-23 12:16:32 PM
Bedurndurn: Dr Dreidel: JihadMakeMeHungry: I've noticed this happening a lot more lately. Don't walk with your back to oncoming traffic, people. It's stupid.

Please draw me a diagram of how one could walk with their back to ONcoming traffic.

// put your seat back forward

Sure thing, Smuggy McSmugerton:

[i.imgur.com image 640x480]

Happy to help!


That's walking with your back to traffic. "Oncoming" means that the direction of travel is opposite your own (e.g. walking north on the south-bound side of the road).

Walking north, backwards, on the north-bound side of the road would be facing the oncoming traffic.

// I know what he meant, but words mean things
// also, "put your seat back forward" came to mind
// "If I could put my seat back forward, I'd be in porno movies!"
// sure I've made a mistake or two of that type
 
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