If I ever decide to kill myself (likely) I will first kill this farking asshole.

Nobody deserves what he has, NOBODY!

For a gay guy he hides it well

Eternal Virgin: If I ever decide to kill myself (likely) I will first kill this farking asshole.

Nobody deserves what he has, NOBODY!

I used to hate the dude, mainly because an ex of mine had such a stupid fangirl crush on him. Then I saw him in interviews and found out he was best friends with Kate Winslet. Now I find out he bangs Victora's Secret models practically as a side-job. Guy's my hero.

First off, The Great Gatsby.....in 3D????? What's next for 3D...Wuthering Heights?

Secondly, we'd all be doing the same thing if we had his money and celebrity.

I'm sorry, but he can't hear you over the sound of several models complaining about being hungry all the time..

In before PizzaJedi81 if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

jasimo: What's next for 3D...Wuthering Heights?

Using semaphore flags.

zarberg: Eternal Virgin: If I ever decide to kill myself (likely) I will first kill this farking asshole.

Nobody deserves what he has, NOBODY!

I used to hate the dude, mainly because an ex of mine had such a stupid fangirl crush on him. Then I saw him in interviews and found out he was best friends with Kate Winslet. Now I find out he bangs Victora's Secret models practically as a side-job. Guy's my hero.

I want to hate him, i really do, but I can't. His work is always fanfarkingtastic, and he stays out of the tabloids for dumb shiat, and he bangs girls I could only hope to fap to if the wife's not looking. He is the successful participant in a flawed system and I will not rebuke him for it.

buck1138: In before PizzaJedi81 if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

That sounds like a summoning...

/i'll bring popcorn

Masterstuff: buck1138: In before PizzaJedi81 if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

That sounds like a summoning...

/i'll bring popcorn

It's not popcorn we'll need, if that goes well...

/Why yes, this is a bookmark, why do you ask?

11 comments in and this is the first pic posted. Very disappointed

Subby is on a quest to learn about plurals and singulars.

Hey guys what's going on here?

/not a bookmark

Right on Leo.
Bein' rich and bangin' that stuff would put a spring in my step as well.

I still don't see what is so physically attractive about Leo these days. Without his fame and money, he's about the same as your average Farker.

Relax, Arnie. One day, you'll be nailing lingerie models by the dozen.

This is what an army of sexy Victoria Secret underwear models in bikinis look like. Or what Leonardo DiCaprio calls, "Saturday night"

Impasse: jasimo: What's next for 3D...Wuthering Heights?

Using semaphore flags.

Then "Julius Caeser" on an Aldis lamp.

zarberg: Eternal Virgin: If I ever decide to kill myself (likely) I will first kill this farking asshole.

Nobody deserves what he has, NOBODY!

I used to hate the dude, mainly because an ex of mine had such a stupid fangirl crush on him. Then I saw him in interviews and found out he was best friends with Kate Winslet. Now I find out he bangs Victora's Secret models practically as a side-job. Guy's my hero.

IMO, he's the next George Clooney.

* as someone else said, he stays out of the tabloids
* he makes 1 or 2 pictures a year, and gets a decent paycheck for each one
* he's become highly acclaimed for those movies
* he's pretty hot according to most women
* he's single, and it doesn't look like he has plans to get married
* any woman who becomes his girlfriend thinks he is going to marry her
* he ends up banging any woman he wants

MBrady: zarberg: Eternal Virgin: If I ever decide to kill myself (likely) I will first kill this farking asshole.

Nobody deserves what he has, NOBODY!

I used to hate the dude, mainly because an ex of mine had such a stupid fangirl crush on him. Then I saw him in interviews and found out he was best friends with Kate Winslet. Now I find out he bangs Victora's Secret models practically as a side-job. Guy's my hero.

IMO, he's the next George Clooney.

* as someone else said, he stays out of the tabloids
* he makes 1 or 2 pictures a year, and gets a decent paycheck for each one
* he's become highly acclaimed for those movies
* he's pretty hot according to most women
* he's single, and it doesn't look like he has plans to get married
* any woman who becomes his girlfriend thinks he is going to marry her
* he ends up banging any woman he wants

I've always thought of him more as a Jack Nicholson, but yeah, pretty much.

Macular Degenerate: This is what an army of sexy Victoria Secret underwear models in bikinis look like. Or what Leonardo DiCaprio calls, "Saturday night menu"

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fixed it for you

slapmastered: Masterstuff: buck1138: In before PizzaJedi81 if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

That sounds like a summoning...

/i'll bring popcorn

It's not popcorn we'll need, if that goes well...

/Why yes, this is a bookmark, why do you ask?

I'm sure I don't know what you gentlemen mean. :-)

/This is also a bookmark...if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

myagki_ruki: The dude behind the counter at the Dunkin Donuts on Stelton Road in Edison, NJ looks exactly like him, except taller and heavier. I mean, exactly like him, goatee and everything. I walked in there and did a double take, which apparently everyone does. I asked him, "Do you know who you look like?" And he immediately responds, "Leonardo DiCaprio." So I then said, "What the hell are you doing in here, and not talking to your agent?"

/CSB

Guy at a Speedway in town looks like the main guy from Pawn Stars. He, apparently, gets that a lot.

/NSCSB

CSB time.

One of my best friends is famous for her birthday parties. Back in 2004 she used to date a guy who owned a nightclub called the Blue Bongo in downtown Los Angeles and she would have her private, invite only theme parties there. I showed up around 10 and when I found her to wish her happy birthday, she was talking to a tall, good looking guy wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap, which as far as I could tell didn't fit the anime theme. She introduced him as Leo. The three of us chatted for a little while them I left them to their flirtation. The next day she called me and asked if I remember that Leo guy. I asked why and she said that she thought he was really hot and that he had invited her to a late night party in Hollywood. She declined not wanting to leave her own party which was really rageing and going late also. In the morning she went home with her boyfriend (they had an open relationship) and told him about the hot guy Leo and he said, "Wow, you turned down sleeping with Leonardo DiCaprio to be with me."

She's still pissed off about that.

LonMead: Impasse: jasimo: What's next for 3D...Wuthering Heights?

Using semaphore flags.

Then "Julius Caeser" on an Aldis lamp.

Eh.
Sorry, I need curves.

Like Kelly Brook or Sofia Vergara


/her knees too pointy...but have at it Leo

Sounds like a good hobby to me.

He's probably the only man alive who will still be hot with full moon face. Thus, his model supply will be endless.

Leo, if you ever want to go for a short redhead....

All beards.

but is he really happy?

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: but is he really happy?

c'mon now, if this isn't the face of happiness, i don't know what is

I have to wonder about guys like him. How many VS models are there in the world? How many comparably successful models/celebs are there in the world? Possibly a few thousand? I'm sure that like me, you've also met people who had the looks to be a model/celeb but who had absolutely no desire or inclination to do so. They're usually brainier, for one thing. But even the ones who are average--they didn't seem affected by all the compliments and gawking. Instead, they get regular jobs and lead low-key, non attention-whoring or money-above-all-else lives. So here we have a class of people that are good looking enough for guys like Leo to be into, but he continues to date high profile models/celebs. What are they lacking? Is he assuming all women are interested in his fame and fortune? That's pretty obnoxious. A lot of these low-key lookers come from old money and are probably not impressed by his fame and fortune. Maybe that's it in a nutshell. They're all swimming in the shallow pool together. They can tell themselves that the common people couldn't handle the fame and paparazzi. The common people aren't trustworthy. They all want a piece of you. What a bunch of shallow bullshiat. Well, go for it, shallow stars, but you won't ever fool me into believing that a few thousand (at most) women are sooooo much hotter than several billion, when it's got to be other reasons that push you together. Surprised so many people buy into the "soooo hot" BS.

farkplug: So here we have a class of people that are good looking enough for guys like Leo to be into, but he continues to date high profile models/celebs. What are they lacking?

Convenience, probably. If you want to have sex with a lot of very attractive women, throwing parties for Victoria's secret models at your house is a good way to meet them. Meeting non-famous attractive women requires more effort.

Plus of course people tend to get on best with people who are similar to themselves, and models and actors both have to deal with a lot of the same shiat.

GuntherPlus of course people tend to get on best with people who are similar to themselves, and models and actors both have to deal with a lot of the same shiat.

Which I think would primarily be their shiatty, massive egos. I dunno. I always admire a celeb who hooks up with a non-celeb. It often works out just fine. Celebs don't always have successful relationships together. If anything, they seem to have the most dysfunctional ones. "Our careers kept us too far apart too often." Give me a break. Would it kill them to turn down a few assignments/roles/awards, then, if it means they get to preserve something good with someone? They don't want to, because they make a boatload of cash per gig, and that's all it is about. Priorities, priorities...

Somaticasual :I'm sorry, but he can't hear you over the sound of several models complaining about being hungry all the time.

When the b*tches get hungry, he feeds them inches and feeds them well.

Have you people seen that photo? She's fit and slender, not "too skinny" or "hungry". Jesus Christ, the chubby chaser brigade on her is too much sometimes.

That girl is ridiculously hot. Good for him.

Sometimes, I really think Leo is trying his damdest to be the straight Neil Patrick Harris

farkplug:

I think the reason celebrities hook up with other celebrities is simply because they travel in the same circles. Actors, models & musicians usually wind up at the same parties, have to attend the same events for publicity, etc., and those are the people they meet & know.

I've met quite a few famous people in my work & I have yet to meet one with a big ego. I'm sure they're out there, but the famous people I've met & talked to are just like anyone else, and in my experience at least, they like being treated that way.

Leonardo just wants to go deeper.

GibbyTheMole That is true, they move in the same circles, but don't you think it's shallow to always hook up with VS types? Why not a good friend's personal assistant or someone who designs sets? That happens much more rarely, but it happens, and the women (let's go with hetero male-female, as in Leo's case) are just as beautiful as many models (e.g., Colin Firth and hot wife). It just seems a disproportionate number of these guys have only two criteria: famous and hot. And a lot of them use their clout to meet the women; they get their agents to call the woman's agent. So that's not exactly stumbling into each other in the same circles. Meh. Good on him, I guess.

GibbyTheMole: I think the reason celebrities hook up with other celebrities is simply because they travel in the same circles.

No, no, no, it's got to be some deep character flaw of shallow, awful people who are somehow broken inside and who look down on the peasant masses with arrogance and disdain. It's the only explanation.

He better keep his damn hands off my Kate Upton or me and him are going to have some words, Two of those words are going to be distended testicles.

See, this is why I have to turn Victoria Secret models away from my doorstep. They have the taint of Leo's balls on their breath. And that's where I have to draw the line.

Good job, Leo. Keep it up.

Rann Xerox: Leonardo just wants to go deeper.

I'd go deeper in a VS model, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.