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(The Province) Fail If you're printing $1 million of fake Canadian $100 bills, try and get the security thread correct and the picture a bit less like Arturo Toscanini   (theprovince.com) divider line 19
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sure haven't
2011-12-23 11:13:41 AM
Why don't people ever print fake 5's? Everyone is so suspect of hundreds. They're the most paranoid bill around.
 
WelldeadLink [TotalFark]
2011-12-23 11:16:50 AM
Did the security thread start with "Boobies"?
 
Dracolich
2011-12-23 11:19:55 AM
"aver-age"

Who writes like this?
 
Russ1642 [TotalFark]
2011-12-23 11:23:48 AM
sure haven't: Why don't people ever print fake 5's? Everyone is so suspect of hundreds. They're the most paranoid bill around.

It costs more than $5 to produce a passable counterfeit bill.
 
Thorndyke Barnhard
2011-12-23 11:37:32 AM
Dracolich: "aver-age"

Who writes like this?

Pretty sure the hyphen was put there to mark a line break in a previous formatting of the text and they just neglected to remove it when they posted it to the webpage.
 
Thorndyke Barnhard
2011-12-23 11:40:42 AM
Russ1642: sure haven't: Why don't people ever print fake 5's? Everyone is so suspect of hundreds. They're the most paranoid bill around.

It costs more than $5 to produce a passable counterfeit bill.

Ding ding ding ding!

Any place I ever worked where I had to handle money we'd check absolutely anything larger than a Twenty.
 
WordsnCollision
2011-12-23 11:42:17 AM
Russ1642: sure haven't: Why don't people ever print fake 5's? Everyone is so suspect of hundreds. They're the most paranoid bill around.

It costs more than $5 to produce a passable counterfeit bill.

www.margonaut.com

/fascinating
 
DrPainMD
2011-12-23 12:38:17 PM
Idiots. If you want it done right, get the Mossad to counterfeit the money for you. They're experts at it.
 
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
2011-12-23 01:50:39 PM
When printing Canadian hundreds, it's important to remember that the tail on the Queen's beaver-skin toque hangs on the left side.
 
MrEricSir
2011-12-23 02:55:04 PM
WordsnCollision: [www.margonaut.com image 604x274]

/fascinating

Loonies? More like Logicals!
 
corporate mustache
2011-12-23 03:39:17 PM
Dracolich: "aver-age"

Who writes like this?

FYI: The Vancouver Sun and Province are the only newspapers in the 21st century that use the word "mulatto." Half of the staff barely speak english, then again, half of Vancouver doesnt speak english.
 
change1211
2011-12-23 04:07:00 PM
corporate mustache: Dracolich: "aver-age"

Who writes like this?

FYI: The Vancouver Sun and Province are the only newspapers in the 21st century that use the word "mulatto." Half of the staff barely speak english, then again, half of Vancouver doesnt speak english.

I guess someone doesn't like the immigrant population in Vancouver.
 
corporate mustache
2011-12-23 05:15:33 PM
change1211: corporate mustache: Dracolich: "aver-age"

Who writes like this?

FYI: The Vancouver Sun and Province are the only newspapers in the 21st century that use the word "mulatto." Half of the staff barely speak english, then again, half of Vancouver doesnt speak english.

I guess someone doesn't like the immigrant population in Vancouver.

Its not that I mind, its a newish city, and the immigrant population is more or less a plus. Hell, I'm an immigrant.
 
Happy Hours [TotalFark]
2011-12-23 07:11:17 PM
Thorndyke Barnhard: Dracolich: "aver-age"

Who writes like this?

Pretty sure the hyphen was put there to mark a line break in a previous formatting of the text and they just neglected to remove it when they posted it to the webpage.

In this day and age, you'd think they would have software for that.
 
JohnAnnArbor
2011-12-23 08:46:56 PM
sure haven't: Why don't people ever print fake 5's? Everyone is so suspect of hundreds. They're the most paranoid bill around.

A checkout guy showed me a counterfeit $5 once. It was a bad inkjet printout thing. He caught it easily.
 
D_Moran
2011-12-23 11:15:57 PM
Dracolich: "aver-age"

Who writes like this?

www.awn.com
 
D_Moran
2011-12-23 11:20:32 PM
corporate mustache: Dracolich: "aver-age"

Who writes like this?

FYI: The Vancouver Sun and Province are the only newspapers in the 21st century that use the word "mulatto." Half of the staff barely speak English. Then again, half of Vancouver doesn't speak English.

/FIFY
 
StrikitRich
2011-12-24 08:24:48 AM
Don't ever try to pass a Toonie at a Taco Bell.
 
Dwight_Yeast
2011-12-24 02:49:18 PM
corporate mustache: FYI: The Vancouver Sun and Province are the only newspapers in the 21st century that use the word "mulatto." Half of the staff barely speak english, then again, half of Vancouver doesnt speak english.

The difference is that the half of the population of Vancouver who don't speak English are immigrants while the staff of the newspapers were actually raised in the language.
 
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