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(Mother Nature Network) Interesting If a pigeon is flying eastbound over your driveway at 6 mph, and you just finished washing your car 11 minutes ago, how is it able to precisely calculate exactly when to crap all over it?   (mnn.com) divider line 12
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2011-12-23 12:51:39 AM
Because its brain is basically a flight computer.
 
2011-12-23 01:40:36 AM
They don't have to computer since they're crapping every 10 seconds or so.
 
2011-12-23 01:43:22 AM
Depends. African or European pigeon?
 
2011-12-23 08:09:33 AM
Dunno subs, but it's too early for the maths. I will need the humidity levels and wind chill factor before formulating an answer.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-12-23 09:29:34 AM
African or European pigeon?

Trick question. Common pigeons are native to both Africa and Europe.
 
2011-12-23 10:00:41 AM
In my experience, it's 100% accuracy, and, for added effect, it's directly in front of the driver's side.
 
2011-12-23 10:19:57 AM
media.myspacepimper.com
 
2011-12-23 11:16:07 AM
Thread fails for not opening with the Far Side
 
2011-12-23 11:35:12 AM
 
2011-12-23 11:40:05 AM
 
2011-12-23 11:49:35 AM
www.cybersalt.org

/what the flock??
 
2011-12-23 11:58:58 AM
I had owned a convertible for four years before I got shiat on. It's something that non-convertible owners don't really think about, and after it happens, you watch out for every bird that gets near you.
 
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