So, the suckage of "Red Sonja" finally took it's toll, I see.

So she's home recuperating after a drunk rear ended her car.

Rest well, Amazon babe.

Dammit, I wanted to make the first Red Sonja joke.

skepticultist: Dammit, I wanted to make the first Red Sonja joke.

You're about 26 years late for that.

Ah. i thought this was going to be like the 1956 film "The Conqueror."

It was shot in the Nevada desert downwind of a nuclear test site. Several members of the cast and crew came down with cancer years after the shoot. While it's not definite that the cause absolutely was the exposure to radiation (which the US government claimed was safe) the number of people who fell ill look very suspicious indeed.

Was she stuck in a packed lift?

Sad to see she had to be hospitalized. Hope she gets released soon, but there's no easy way out.
There's no shortcut home.

She was the hotness there for awhile, back in the day..
/tips hat

Kurmudgeon: She was the hotness there for awhile, back in the day..
/tips hat

You are out of your farking mind!!!!

mr lawson: Kurmudgeon: She was the hotness there for awhile, back in the day..
/tips hat

You are out of your farking mind!!!!



Yeah, she was a real dog Back In The Day (BITD).

Bridgette Wilson you say?

mr lawson: Kurmudgeon: She was the hotness there for awhile, back in the day..
/tips hat

You are out of your farking mind!!!!

I know something about you. Know what it is?
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Damn link
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Eat a bag of dicks subby! Rocky IV is the only one I actually like.

Should have called Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti, he has the cure.

Always thought she was hot as hell..... right up until she started banging Flava-Flav.

Hugh Jassole: Always thought she was hot as hell..... right up until she started banging Flava-Flav.

I'd like to see that..

Alphax: Hugh Jassole: Always thought she was hot as hell..... right up until she started banging Flava-Flav.

I'd like to see that..

NO! No you wouldn't. And neither would we.

Fark: an American website
Subject: Danish actress
Location: Los Angeles
Link: Australian

I would hit it and so will you

that bosnian sniper: skepticultist: Dammit, I wanted to make the first Red Sonja joke.

You're about 26 years late for that.

Well done

Kurmudgeon: She was the hotness there for awhile, back in the day..
/tips hat

Not as hot as Jennifer Aniston

discgolfguru: If she dies... she dies.

There it is.

hasty ambush: Kurmudgeon: She was the hotness there for awhile, back in the day..
/tips hat

Not as hot as Jennifer Aniston

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That's a lot of airbrushing to come out plain. Ugh...I never understood that "girl next door" nonsense. The chick next door, as well as many at the mall, are hotter than that.

Orgasmatron138: discgolfguru: If she dies... she dies.

There it is.

Oh Fark...

/*slowclap*
//*slows to a stop*
///*awkward silence*

Suspect seen fleeing the scene in a late 70s model Trans Am, incoherently babbling about an "Apollo" he had lost.

imontheinternet: Suspect seen fleeing the scene in a late 70s model Trans Am, incoherently babbling about an "Apollo" he had lost.

But who would've won, Drago or Lang?!

In addition to her marriage to Sylvester Stallone from 1985 to 1987, the actress has claimed a series of high-profile relationships with New York Jets player Mark Gastineau, rapper Flavor Flav and Arnold Schwarzenegger while he was married to Maria Shriver.

The look on her face when Flava Flav said he wanted to give her a baby was priceless. She was all drunk and coked up but still gave him a WTF? look.

discgolfguru: If she dies... she dies.

Aaaaand, we're done. Last one out of the thread, turn out the lights.

Arn_Dee: But who would've won, Drago or Lang?!

Lang gets broken in the 2nd round. Drago hits at least as hard as Lang, but he has endurance. Lang could give a beating, but he couldn't take one.

Better matchup: Drago vs. Thunderlips, The Ultimate Male

mr lawson: You are out of your farking mind!!!!

That may very well be, however, she was a super model in her day and many were jealous of Stallone.
Sorry the pic is so big.

drjekel_mrhyde: I would hit it and so will you
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Nice puppies.

discgolfguru: If she dies... she dies.

Oh lord, I LOLed at that.

/glad to see the classics are not forgotten

zunkus: Eat a bag of dicks subby! Rocky IV is the only one I actually like.

It's gloriously excessive in every way and a masterpiece of Cold War jingoism, a genre I despise except for Rocky IV. Every time I see it I'm amazed how something so dumb is done so well it comes back around to being smart. You literally go from Vegas to Moscow on a quest for justice so noble it inspires Mikhail Gorbachev to shut down his evil empire. It ludicrous and it's perfect.

Nem Wan: a genre I despise except for Rocky IV.



Shut it.

discgolfguru: If she dies... she dies.

imontheinternet: Suspect seen fleeing the scene in a late 70s model Trans Am, incoherently babbling about an "Apollo" he had lost.

I heart you both.

She is terrifying.

SHE"S 48?!?!?!!??!!?!??!

I seriously thought she was pushing 60 or more.

/my penis is hiding and shaking behind my right eye
SFW
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SauceIT: SHE"S 48?!?!?!!??!!?!??!

I seriously thought she was pushing 60 or more.

/my penis is hiding and shaking behind my right eye
SFW
Link (new window)

Dear God, she's turning into a Minbari.

drjekel_mrhyde: I would hit it and so will you
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