His trial is for what? Campaign finances?

I thought they made money = speech and removed any and all such restrictions?

Looking for a cure for PMITA?

John Edwards requests that his trial start be delayed because of an undisclosed "medical condition" which may or may not involve his hairhe realizes a pretty boy with nice hair might not like prison.

FTFY, subby.

Please let it be cancer.

I think he heard about Blago's sentence and had a panic attack.

You were in the wrong party, Edwards. When Republicans get caught red-handed and convicted, their followers find reasons why it was all Jimmy Carter's fault. When liberals find out one of their own was a lying thieving asshole, they are not forgiving.

Rot in prison.

johncb76006: Please let it be cancer.

Should I put on him on my DP list or not?

Decisions, decisions.

NewportBarGuy: Priapism?

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Curse you! Beat me to it.

GVH?

enjoy the wedding you privileged bastard.

I_Am_Weasel: Benevolent Misanthrope: 2wolves: Screw him.

Stand before the bar weasel.

Agreed. That little rodent should stand before the bar. Live by the sword, die by the sword, asshole.

Weasels are NOT rodents!

John Edwards is not a weasel. We're better than that.

Quiet you filthy rat.

I wonder how long before the media starts rehashing the old videos of his whiny ass wife crying about her cancer and harping about how brave she was.

during his 2008 run for the While House.

i'm the first person to notice this?

hurray! i'm the first person to notice this!

Hugh Jassole: I wonder how long before the media starts rehashing the old videos of his whiny ass wife crying about her cancer and harping about how brave she was.

Ooooooo, you're making fun of dead people. That's so edgy.

bingethinker: The medical condition is the future hemorrhoids he'll get if he goes to jail.

When the bastard is locked up, it will be in some minimum-security, white-collar prison that looks like something you'd see in Sweden. He's not going to PMITA prison.

natas6.0: I like that all his former adoration from his party has been forced to go into hiding.

Well, duh! What are they supposed to do with their disgraced politicians? Make them the front-runner for their presidential nomination like Republicans are doing with Gingrich? Really, the main difference between Newt and Edwards is that Newt had the "good sense" not to knock up his mistresses.

Yeah both sides are bad, blah blah blah...At least Edwards is absolutely finished. He has no political career left. He can probably make some more bank chasing ambulances or consulting or whatever, but he will never hold any elected office of significance within his lifetime. He is a stain on the Democratic party; that's why they'd rather pretend he never existed.

johncb76006: Please let it be cancer.

Don't ruin your own karma over this...person.

Great hair, great psychic.

Zerochance: natas6.0: I like that all his former adoration from his party has been forced to go into hiding.

Well, duh! What are they supposed to do with their disgraced politicians? Make them the front-runner for their presidential nomination like Republicans are doing with Gingrich? Really, the main difference between Newt and Edwards is that Newt had the "good sense" not to knock up his mistresses.

That's not the part of Newt's smart thinking. He just can't finish unless that Gollum he'shiatched to screams "Mr. Gorbachav, tear down this wall."

Anyone remember this guy? :
`
Ex-Louisiana Gov. Edwin Edwards Marries
Prison Pen Pal Less ...
Jul 29, 2011 ... The 32-year-old bride started
writing Edwards, 84, letters while he was in
prison and visited him there ...
www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/07/29...
`
/he should switch parties and run as the anti-Newt guy.

zackthebass: GVH?
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I'd rather donate to TBA!

bingethinker: The medical condition is the future hemorrhoids he'll get if he goes to jail.

Why would prison cause hemmeroids?

Alphax: His trial is for what? Campaign finances?

I thought they made money = speech and removed any and all such restrictions?

I believe you still have to disclose how you spend your campagin money, and giving a shiatton to your mistress/babydaddy is still frowned upon.

Fireproof: Alphax: His trial is for what? Campaign finances?

I thought they made money = speech and removed any and all such restrictions?

I believe you still have to disclose how you spend your campagin money, and giving a shiatton to your mistress/babydaddy is still frowned upon.

Forgot to add that he obviously didn't disclose the bit she got.

PsiChi: johncb76006: Please let it be cancer.

Don't ruin your own karma over this...person.

Not sure if a deep hope for dark irony is THAT bad. I had the same thought myself. Maybe not "please," but certainly "oh wow how fitting if it was cancer..."

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: bingethinker: The medical condition is the future hemorrhoids he'll get if he goes to jail.

When the bastard is locked up, it will be in some minimum-security, white-collar prison that looks like something you'd see in Sweden. He's not going to PMITA prison.

You can bet money on that .

gilgigamesh: Benevolent Misanthrope: 2wolves: Screw him.

Stand before the bar weasel.

Agreed. That little rodent should stand before the bar. Live by the sword, die by the sword, asshole.

Wait, I am not familiar with this. I live by the sword, and I would prefer to die by the pile of Thai hookers and mountain of coke. What should I be doing differently?

OK, here's what you do: order the hookers and blow, and then call me over when they are delivered and paid for. I'll take care of the rest.

digitalpirate: bingethinker: The medical condition is the future hemorrhoids he'll get if he goes to jail.

Why would prison cause hemmeroids?

I'm pretty sure bingethinker is assuming that butt farking would cause it. I wouldn't know but maybe a couple of gay Farkers can elaborate as to if this is true or not.

/just saying.

natas6.0: I like that all his former adoration from his party has been forced to go into hiding.
The songs of praise are finally quieted by the 180 degree turn the public opinion has taken.
Mind you, they aren't speaking out against him either...

I wish I had the time to search the old fark threads and post the love he was getting

My in-laws thought he was great because he could "trick Southerners into voting Democratic."

I am feeling a letter....P? The P is somehow related to an M...or an I? Ok now a T and an A are starting to come forward. Anyone?