just wait till they learn the konami code...

Did they get a dual-monitor setup with a copy of Bass Fishing Pro?

it's sad that Iran is such an AW that it had to steal Best Korea's spotlight

UsikFark: Did they get a dual-monitor setup with a copy of Bass Fishing Pro?

GUFFAW!

If they keep it up, somebody will eventually Alt + F4 Iran.

PIRATES!!
*BLAM*
...Iranians? Ah, close enough.

Can't wait for the photoshopped pictures of said war games.
//Gets new box of popcorn ready!!!

Fista-Phobia: UsikFark: Did they get a dual-monitor setup with a copy of Bass Fishing Pro?

GUFFAW!

if the war ends suddenly, you know the computer crashed after someone accidentally hitting the windows key in full screen.

Hey Obama - Is this part of your success with foreign policy - What a joke - When a Country like Iran can make us look like weak fools - I say its time we vote in a true leader in 2012 - Obama is just another Carter - Both are a disgrace to America

I have to wonder how much of Iran is bluster and how much is legitimate military power. That's the problem with nukes when you're a total asshole. It only takes one to make you legit.

Dear Ahmadinejad.

Fark you.

Sincerely,

Every sane person on earth.

Wasn't there a study done a while back where the US Navy was shown to be pretty much defenseless against large amounts of small "attack boats" armed with explosives and torpedos?

Better send another $100B to defense contractors then!

Sock Ruh Tease: When a Country like Iran can make us look like weak fools

Sounds like we need to put some truck nutz on Florida, and a few yellow ribbons. Maybe a big Jesus like in Brazil, they are the real Americans.

l0n3w0lf00: Wasn't there a study done a while back where the US Navy was shown to be pretty much defenseless against large amounts of small "attack boats" armed with explosives and torpedos?

Study? you mean the study by some guys in a speedboat?

well if they are the 10,000 speedboats of doom drills the us navy isn't going to be happy. that's a destructive force that would sink a lot of the american fleet if we had to try to keep the gulf open to tanker traffic. defending the gulf is a biatch if the speedboats of doom are unleashed.

UsikFark: Sock Ruh Tease: When a Country like Iran can make us look like weak fools

Sounds like we need to put some truck nutz on Florida, and a few yellow ribbons. Maybe a big Jesus like in Brazil, they are the real Americans.

Cristo Reden... Redo... Redental plans for everyone is socialism.

love the headline

Not amused.

Go Iran. Stand up to the America and Israel, the biggest assholes on the planet.

l0n3w0lf00: Wasn't there a study done a while back where the US Navy was shown to be pretty much defenseless against large amounts of small "attack boats" armed with explosives and torpedos?

The one in port?

War with them for threatening us!! Oh wait they aren't threatening us at all. Its the usual shiat-stirrers. My bad.

Sock Ruh Tease: UsikFark: Sock Ruh Tease: When a Country like Iran can make us look like weak fools

Sounds like we need to put some truck nutz on Florida, and a few yellow ribbons. Maybe a big Jesus like in Brazil, they are the real Americans.

Cristo Reden... Redo... Redental plans for everyone is socialism.

we should build one that only the rich can see with special goggles. Right now you just have to be schizophrenic.

Will someone please think of the unemployed war profiteers?

Adm. Habibollah Sayyari told Iranian state TV that the maneuvers, dubbed Velayat-90, will begin on Saturday,


Do you pack bearings with that or something?

UsikFark: Sock Ruh Tease: UsikFark: Sock Ruh Tease: When a Country like Iran can make us look like weak fools

Sounds like we need to put some truck nutz on Florida, and a few yellow ribbons. Maybe a big Jesus like in Brazil, they are the real Americans.

Cristo Reden... Redo... Redental plans for everyone is socialism.

we should build one that only the rich can see with special goggles. Right now you just have to be schizophrenicRepublican.

FTFY

Soon the US govt will declare Photoshop a threat to national security.

/shops in my day etc etc...

l0n3w0lf00: Wasn't there a study done a while back where the US Navy was shown to be pretty much defenseless against large amounts of small "attack boats" armed with explosives and torpedos?

No.

Speedboats only win if the Navy is unaware there is a war on and they choose not to shoot. With surprise, the small boats could damage (not sink) a few hulls and kill a few sailors.

The use of fast boats in wartime is not a new concept. See PT boats and other various ideas. No modern Navy uses them because it won't farking work. The only way to dent a Naval Wessel is to blow up a bomb next to the hull; all the Navy has to do is deploy lots of hand-held machine guns to kill the small boats which manage to get past the R2 unit.

Iran's military torpedoes and missile technology toy story, their range is to infinity and beyond. Are they training on their new pull string communication system?

/They know not to over tighten the mainspring on their self propelled machinery don't they?

Believing in god is like believing in atoms... atoms that love you and kill you and talk to you and create bad pop music in the name of Jesus. I mean, have you ever seen an atom?

l0n3w0lf00: Wasn't there a study done a while back where the US Navy was shown to be pretty much defenseless against large amounts of small "attack boats" armed with explosives and torpedos?

I don't doubt this, but... why not take a bunch of those guns that they use for missile defense and point them at the water instead of the sky? You know, the ones with the big cylinder/dome thing above them? Like the stationary AA guns in Battlefield 3.

FTA:...an exercise that could bring Iranian ships into proximity with U.S. Navy vessels.

Sock Ruh Tease: Hey Obama - Is this part of your success with foreign policy - What a joke - When a Country like Iran can make us look like weak fools - I say its time we vote in a true leader in 2012 - Obama is just another Carter - Both are a disgrace to America


What now? Like Obama hasn't shown he's willin' to bust a cap in anyone who farks wit us? Them biatchez is lucky...for now. But come January one, twenty-twelve, a year in which he has not started a war, shiatS GOIN DOWN!!!

Please 'splain the headline. Paste, paste, paste,... I don't get it. :(

How big can the Iranian Navy possibly be? And my guess is that most of their ships would have to be Soviet era surplus, especially the subs.

How do you have a war game with 1 row boat?

UsikFark: l0n3w0lf00: Wasn't there a study done a while back where the US Navy was shown to be pretty much defenseless against large amounts of small "attack boats" armed with explosives and torpedos?

Study? you mean the study by some guys in a speedboat?

I think they are called swiftboaters.

Bob The Nob: Please 'splain the headline. Paste, paste, paste,... I don't get it. :(

China has interests in Iran. As does Russia. Don't think they're alone in the world people. That would be a mistake. Countries get a little testy if you fark with their oil supplies.

I laughed at the headline. Then laughed harder at the Boobies.
Well done. In one. No more for me. Can't take it. Too much comedy for late night.

miniflea: l0n3w0lf00: Wasn't there a study done a while back where the US Navy was shown to be pretty much defenseless against large amounts of small "attack boats" armed with explosives and torpedos?

I don't doubt this, but... why not take a bunch of those guns that they use for missile defense and point them at the water instead of the sky? You know, the ones with the big cylinder/dome thing above them? Like the stationary AA guns in Battlefield 3.

Nothing a few LinkBushmasters can't handle.

ProdigalSigh: How big can the Iranian Navy possibly be? And my guess is that most of their ships would have to be Soviet era surplus, especially the subs.

As big as their big ass hats.

austin_millbarge: UsikFark: l0n3w0lf00: Wasn't there a study done a while back where the US Navy was shown to be pretty much defenseless against large amounts of small "attack boats" armed with explosives and torpedos?

Study? you mean the study by some guys in a speedboat?

I think they are called swiftboaters.



That's the USS Cole in Oct. 2000

jvl: l0n3w0lf00: Wasn't there a study done a while back where the US Navy was shown to be pretty much defenseless against large amounts of small "attack boats" armed with explosives and torpedos?

No.

Speedboats only win if the Navy is unaware there is a war on and they choose not to shoot. With surprise, the small boats could damage (not sink) a few hulls and kill a few sailors.

The use of fast boats in wartime is not a new concept. See PT boats and other various ideas. No modern Navy uses them because it won't farking work. The only way to dent a Naval Wessel is to blow up a bomb next to the hull; all the Navy has to do is deploy lots of hand-held machine guns to kill the small boats which manage to get past the R2 unit.

What if it has a bad motivator?

Wise_Guy: FTA:...an exercise that could bring Iranian ships into proximity with U.S. Navy vessels.

Yeah, and a few attack class submarines with open torpedo tubes will be waiting to greet them.

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I loved that thread. I did a photoshop for it, but it's not the one you just posted. That is admittedly much better (and funnier) than mine was.