A woman of questionable morals.

Five pounds of elf meat.

A job

A bottle ofark One Summer.

A HIS IceQ Radeon HD 6970, with 2gb of GDDR5 RAM.

A nice record player

HO HO HO!
50 thousands requests for beejs & buttsecks.
Santa better load up on blue pills & steal Rudolph's spunk bucket!
HO HO HO!

a copy of The Ecstasy of Influence by Jonathan Lethem, and a new kitchen scale.

I'm a simple man.

There are only 2 things in this world that I want:
1. An AA-12 (Shotgun)
2. A pet Sloth to hug

I would really like to stop being so neurotic.

Kthx.

basemetal: Please bathe Anne Hathaway, put a big red bow on her and leave her under my tree.

PrivateCaboose: I would really like to stop being so neurotic.

Kthx.

Word. Me too Caboosey.

A job. A well paying job at that.

I'm already sad. Yooper promised to post a pic of her in this, the outfit not the actual woman, and she
was just teasing me. I'm here to tell you that teasing hurts, oh yes it does.

/_{Well maybe not, I can't say for sure, shrug}

a new refrigerator
also a new dishwasher
new kitchen countertops would be good
new bathroom floor tile
a fence

thx

I desperately need classes at Richmond Bikram Yoga. Was going to get them with my bonus, but that isn't happening. The bonus, I mean.

And it really sucks. My back is killing me and I'm constantly stressed and yoga is a lifesaver for me.

That or some mag wheels.

I would like a new teapot.

Dear Santa,

It's been many years since I've written you. I can't say that I've believed in you all these years, but hey, I believe in the free market less. I only want one thing for christmas. I want a job that will get me off of food stamps. I want to get up in the morning and go to work and have my employment deemed important enough that I can feed my family.

Your pal,

Goimir

Beef Jerkey or a way to make it using a NuWave-type cooker. I'm not even joking, I can't find the stuff here.

I want night vision goggles. No No, not for stalking.

I sit out on my deck all the time and there is all kinds of wild life back there. I can hear them creepin and I know they can see me. So I want to be on equal ground with the deer and Yeti.

Jobs for those that want them, homes and loving arms for those that need them...

Oh, you mean on a personal level. Xbox 360 game Forza 3. (Have 4, curious how 3 compares and want to bring unique vehicles over from 3).

meg12279: I desperately need classes at Richmond Bikram Yoga. Was going to get them with my bonus, but that isn't happening. The bonus, I mean.

And it really sucks. My back is killing me and I'm constantly stressed and yoga is a lifesaver for me.

That or some mag wheels.

Try doing vinyasa at home? I do it and it's not quite as awesome but it's good.

I overly hinted for a PS3 with Skyrim. I think I'm instead getting 50s atomic furniture for my guitar room. Either/or is good though.

"Dear Santa,
You are a biatch ass n*gga. I heard the mall is hiring extra security to protect you. That's a biatch move, Santa. I'm coming for that ass again until YOU PAY what you OWE!"

Superpowers.

I never get them.

A llama!

or a jar of pickles.

Dear Santa,

I'd like a mini vacation or a nice spa package.

Thanks

If you can't solve my neuroticism, WIP, Santa.

Santa's bag can hold an infinite amount of volume, but his sled can't carry the weight of it when your mother is in it.

Therefore, Santa can't bring me your mom for Christmas.

A gallon of whiskey.

Santa, I would like a surround sound system for my living room.

I want a farking case coordinator!

WIP

A llama!

or a jar of pickled kitten mittens.

I would like Regis Philbin to have a television show. In a perfect world, he would take over The Tonight Show while Jay Leno goes back to working whore houses.

/yeah...yeah...say, did you hear the one about...YES WE DID JAY! YOU TOLD IT FIVE TIMES LAST WEEK!

A greenlit TFD thread!

Dammit! I was kidding!

I want those sunglasses with the fake mustache.

Cue the clever liters all trying to get cred by saying Cocoa samplers.

Please make my wife interested in sex with me again.

We are green. If Santa is a liter, EIP for that video card. Thanks, and give my best to Krampus.

GooberMcFly: Please make my wife interested in sex with me again.

I can't think of the last time my boyfriend initiated sex with me. I asked him about it last night and he said he is intimidated by his "low batting average." F*cking wuss.