Eutamias21: GooberMcFly: Please make my wife interested in sex with me again.

I can't think of the last time my boyfriend initiated sex with me. I asked him about it last night and he said he is intimidated by his "low batting average." F*cking wuss.

You can't get a hit if you don't swing.

myschief: You can't get a hit if you don't swing.

That is precisely what I said.

cgraves67: 1000 rounds of .223 80 grain

The highest I've seen is 77gr.
I normally just shoot 55gr or 62gr though.

Dear Santa,

Please drop something on too-old that is of sufficient weight that it will render him unable to move again forever.

thanks!

tin_man

I think I'm getting pretty much exactly what I wanted for Christmas this year. It just won't show up on Christmas day.

I'm glad to get anything at all, and I must say that seumasokelly did a damn fine job on my TFSS gifts -- thank you, sir. I think sign_of_Zeta likes his so far since he sponsored me (note: so far...not everything shipped at once). Merry Christmas everyone!

I'd really like some Mossimo Jeggings, fit 3, in the lighter wash from Target. They fit me better than any pair of jeans ever, I've received so many compliments, and I need to buy extra pairs ASAP before they change the style on me. But they're sold out online and in my local store.

Maybe Santa has some. But if he doesn't, you can buy me stuff off my wishlist instead.

I think it's time I bought myself a new ...um... "toy."

*cough*

Preferably about 8" long or so, maybe a bit more. I hear they make pretty good silicone ones...

JohnnyBravo: Dear Santa,

Please give my BIL more than three months to live.

Goddamn it, I said PLEASE you fat bastard,

Love,
Johnny

WAY TO BRING DOWN THE THREAD, MAN.

Just kidding. Best wishes, prayers and warm thoughts to the both of you.

I want the bobblehead left on Llamagirl's desk.

Dear Santa, make it August 2004 and give me foreknowledge. I swear I will not lift that server and ruin my life.

oldfarthenry: A greenlit TFD thread!

Dammit! I was kidding!

The admins are out to get you, ofh... :-/

I'd like JohnnyBravo's BIL to live longer.

And a collapsible shade tent for tailgating.

I'll even leave homemade Toll House cookies for you!

I want Goimir to get his wish.

Dear Santa,

I've been good. I love books. They make me really happy.

Love,

Kface.

P.S. You know I got your back with the loaded chocolate cherry pecan chunk oatmeal cookies dude. Hook a girl up with some new literature.

thismomentinblackhistory: I'm glad to get anything at all, and I must say that seumasokelly did a damn fine job on my TFSS gifts -- thank you, sir. I think sign_of_Zeta likes his so far since he sponsored me (note: so far...not everything shipped at once). Merry Christmas everyone!

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Thank you, sir and thank God you like beer, because I was a little lost. I generally have no sense for these sorts of things.

As far as what I'd like, a new laptop would kick ass, but I suspect I'll be getting a bed frame and a few other trinkets, which I'll love.

thismomentinblackhistory: I'm glad to get anything at all, and I must say that seumasokelly did a damn fine job on my TFSS gifts -- thank you, sir. I think sign_of_Zeta likes his so far since he sponsored me (note: so far...not everything shipped at once). Merry Christmas everyone!

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II did. Thanks a lot! And more is coming? Awesome!

Dear Santa,

Send me Eutamias21 or at least her legs and Ill promise to never submit a fake thread ever again.

Regards,

Rostit

rostit: Dear Santa,

Send me Eutamias21 or at least her legs and Ill promise to never submit a fake thread ever again.

Regards,

Rostit

So... you're not doing anything with the rest of her?

Kyro: rostit: Dear Santa,

Send me Eutamias21 or at least her legs and Ill promise to never submit a fake thread ever again.

Regards,

Rostit

So... you're not doing anything with the rest of her?

I dont want to sound greedy.

A bottle of Jack Daniels Single Barrel would suit me just fine.

sign_of_Zeta: thismomentinblackhistory: I'm glad to get anything at all, and I must say that seumasokelly did a damn fine job on my TFSS gifts -- thank you, sir. I think sign_of_Zeta likes his so far since he sponsored me (note: so far...not everything shipped at once). Merry Christmas everyone!

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II did. Thanks a lot! And more is coming? Awesome!

I could have bundled them but I wanted to make sure you got something early this week so you didn't think you got Scrooged. One more thing coming 12/24, and, somewhat disappointingly, another thing coming 12/29. So it's kind of like Hanukkah except I won't ask you when you're getting married and why you never visit =).

HakunaMatata: I want Goimir to get his wish.

Thanks. It's... dusty in here all of the sudden.

The gift I want won't fit in his bag because it is a full-grown man that I think is damn cool.

Or, y'know, an iPad.

A job with benefits.

And a lifetime of happiness for a special friend and his soon-to-be wife.

A job.

Preferably a full-time job at a stable company with benefits.

:(

My two font teeth and a lump of coal.

A Nook Tablet. It's about as likely as anyone's in this thread.

SpeshilEdjukashin: Can I change my answer to Kissyface? No remote control needed.

*smooches* No batteries either!

A donation to your local food bank or animal shelter/humane society, both if you can afford it. Food banks can use both money & food donations for after the holiday period when their shelves are close to empty. Animal shelters/humane societies need cash, pet food, blankets, etc.

A nice-but-not-too-expensive telescope.

_{/just kidding, bigger penis}

I don't ask for much, just a 1967 Pontiac GTO, and the funds to maintain it in peak condition for the rest of my days. :-P