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(woodtv.com) Cool Grandma knits 300 scarves for school. This is comforting. This is warmness. THIS... IS... NECKWEAAAAAAAAAAAAR   (woodtv.com) divider line 29
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Nana's Vibrator
2011-12-22 01:52:25 PM
This is a form of hoarding.
Do I win something?
 
dkimball
2011-12-22 01:56:08 PM
At least she wasn't forced to do it.
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Submitted First With a Better Headline
2011-12-22 01:56:18 PM
Sorry, subby, but that headline kind of flopped. It's an over-quoted, mostly irrelevant, dated movie reference. That's not even how the lead-up lines go...

Cool of the grandma, though.
 
jennickell [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 01:59:51 PM
Dammit she CROCHETED them, not knitted, huge difference.

Still very cool!
 
BurnShrike
2011-12-22 02:02:05 PM
And if they're anything like the kids I know, every one of them will be 'too cool' to wear a crocheted scarf.
 
Fear the Clam
2011-12-22 02:03:28 PM
Big deal. Looks like she crocheted them with a boat hook. It probably took an afternoon.

/If you're working in anything larger than three millimeters, you're either in elementary school or a slacker.
 
unchellmatt [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 02:07:27 PM
FTA:

web.mit.edu
 
whynotisright
2011-12-22 02:08:52 PM
Grandma Bot laughs at her futile attempt
 
pxlboy [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 02:13:39 PM
unchellmatt: FTA:

[web.mit.edu image 640x480]

hah
 
Dedmon
2011-12-22 02:14:04 PM
Fear the Clam: Big deal. Looks like she crocheted them with a boat hook. It probably took an afternoon.

/If you're working in anything larger than three millimeters, you're either in elementary school or a slacker.

You sound like a real charmer at parties.
 
Noticeably F.A.T.
2011-12-22 02:18:49 PM
Fear the Clam: Big deal. Looks like she crocheted them with a boat hook. It probably took an afternoon.

/If you're working in anything larger than three millimeters, you're either in elementary school or a slacker.

How many kids are being warmed with your amazing scarves?
 
DarkPascual
2011-12-22 02:19:17 PM
But how long are those?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
Dragonblink
2011-12-22 02:19:31 PM
Fear the Clam: Big deal. Looks like she crocheted them with a boat hook. It probably took an afternoon.

/If you're working in anything larger than three millimeters, you're either in elementary school or a slacker.

That's pretty big talk for someone who can only handle one needle at a time.

/knitter
/okay I crochet too but I can't resist starting craft fights
 
Hallows_Eve
2011-12-22 02:21:55 PM
Next year she should do just a couple of Doctor Who scarves and wrap most of the kids in it all the same time.

/wears the 4th Doctor scarf that my mother in law made
 
Hallows_Eve
2011-12-22 02:25:12 PM
DarkPascual: But how long are those?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x268]

I knew I wasn't the only one who thought Who.
 
jennickell [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 02:30:40 PM
Dragonblink: Fear the Clam: Big deal. Looks like she crocheted them with a boat hook. It probably took an afternoon.

/If you're working in anything larger than three millimeters, you're either in elementary school or a slacker.

That's pretty big talk for someone who can only handle one needle at a time.

/knitter
/okay I crochet too but I can't resist starting craft fights

I have tried to tell people, knitters and crocheters are mortal enemies, its like the bloods and the crips.
although I am aware that 2 pointy metal sticks would beat a dull hook any time
/crocheter
 
Arkanaut
2011-12-22 02:31:00 PM
This is warmness

I believe the word is "warmth".
 
Fear the Clam
2011-12-22 02:31:28 PM
Dragonblink: Fear the Clam: Big deal. Looks like she crocheted them with a boat hook. It probably took an afternoon.

/If you're working in anything larger than three millimeters, you're either in elementary school or a slacker.

That's pretty big talk for someone who can only handle one needle at a time.

/knitter
/okay I crochet too but I can't resist starting craft fights

Never said I was a crochet person. Crochet is for servants, the Irish, and others who are two dim to work with more than one stick. But I repeat myself.
 
Fear the Clam
2011-12-22 02:33:41 PM
Noticeably F.A.T.: How many kids are being warmed with your amazing scarves?

Does igniting Red Heart yarn count?
 
Shakkuman
2011-12-22 02:39:19 PM
My girlfriend knitted the fourth Doctor's scarf last year. This year I think she is going to be knitting the Knives Chou scarf from Scott Pilgrim.
 
amindtat
2011-12-22 02:59:33 PM
BurnShrike: And if they're anything like the kids I know, every one of them will be 'too cool' to wear a crocheted scarf.

I'm 41 and I agree with the kids...unless you're Dr. Who, you look pretty stupid wearing a scarf. I'll stick with my neck gaiter:

cdn.motorcyclegear.com
 
Dragonblink
2011-12-22 03:06:39 PM
jennickell: I have tried to tell people, knitters and crocheters are mortal enemies, its like the bloods and the crips.
although I am aware that 2 pointy metal sticks would beat a dull hook any time
/crocheter

The only way to get a knitter and a crocheter on the same side is to unite them with their loathing (or love) for cheap acrylic yarn. Wool vs. acrylic fights are hilarious.

/srs bizness
 
jennickell [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 03:10:09 PM
Dragonblink: jennickell: I have tried to tell people, knitters and crocheters are mortal enemies, its like the bloods and the crips.
although I am aware that 2 pointy metal sticks would beat a dull hook any time
/crocheter

The only way to get a knitter and a crocheter on the same side is to unite them with their loathing (or love) for cheap acrylic yarn. Wool vs. acrylic fights are hilarious.

/srs bizness

crocheters are the white trash of the fiber arts I have figured out (and I am damn proud to be a hooker )and I LOVE RED HEART!!!!
nothing works better for making beer can coozies and such items!
 
sasbazooka
2011-12-22 03:59:30 PM
Nana's Vibrator: This is a form of hoarding boredom.

FTFY... also, the combo of your username and the story made me lol.
 
lisarenee3505
2011-12-22 04:16:45 PM
Ignore the haters subby, that headline gets you +1 internets
 
sistersue
2011-12-22 04:28:33 PM
I want more "THIS... IS... NECKWEAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!" Photoshops! Please.
 
Alleyoop
2011-12-22 09:27:03 PM
SCARVES?

t3.gstatic.com
 
LonMead
2011-12-22 09:33:45 PM
This is Madness.
www.exposedmagazine.co.uk
 
MylesHeartVodak
2011-12-23 11:38:49 AM
Wow, worst headline ever, subby. Feels like 2007. DNRTFA
 
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