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(The Smoking Gun) Amusing Presenting the "Muggies," TSG's mug shots of the year. Witness clowns, cleavage, a bride, self-mutilation, and Lindsay Lohan   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 118
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Sybarite [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 11:41:11 AM
Police had no explanation for why the Oklahoma man wore face paint.

I'm guessing Juggalo.
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 12:42:38 PM
Sybarite: Police had no explanation for why the Oklahoma man wore face paint.

I'm guessing Juggalo.

GET OUT OF MY MIND!
 
Molavian
2011-12-22 12:44:09 PM
Pig man is kind of aloof.
 
moops
2011-12-22 12:45:51 PM
Lots of juggaloes in that collection of mugz.
 
probesport
2011-12-22 12:47:30 PM
From the headline I expected just one picture of Lindsay Lohan.
 
Hyppy [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 12:47:52 PM
Where the hell did they book the World's Greatest Dad (#19)? It looks like he's getting his mugshot taken in a fast food kitchen.
 
BarefootInTheFark
2011-12-22 12:49:18 PM
Strange that LiLo was one of the more conventional looking shots.
 
Ray44512
2011-12-22 12:50:55 PM
I'll make the popcorn.
 
NutWrench [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 12:53:22 PM
I think #7 should win, followed closely by Yoda . . . I mean #4.
 
skodabunny
2011-12-22 12:53:23 PM
What's so great about number 24? Is it just that he looks a bit like the surgeon in Scrubs?
 
Schmoppo [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 12:53:28 PM
That Hells Angel is seriously farking scary.
 
Hyppy [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 12:53:31 PM
Best of the bunch, by far:

i.cdn.turner.com

/Hot, like the fires of Hades.
 
gregario
2011-12-22 12:54:04 PM
Would somebody please pay some attention to the guy with the forehead implants?
 
AmazinTim [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 12:55:11 PM
i.cdn.turner.com
www.reactionface.infot2.gstatic.com
Lowdy.
 
shizbgby_v2
2011-12-22 12:55:15 PM
DAT AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......................@ the last one.
 
walkerhound
2011-12-22 12:55:28 PM
Not too many pictures of actual Amish people out there. Surprised the ACLU wasn't all over #24.
 
deamonbutterfly
2011-12-22 12:56:09 PM
the amish: that hair should criminal enough.
 
Tango_down
2011-12-22 12:56:20 PM
Sybarite: Police had no explanation for why the Oklahoma man wore face paint.

I'm guessing Juggalo.

Came for Juggalo, leaving with faygo.
 
Schmoppo [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 12:57:13 PM
Hyppy: Best of the bunch, by far:

3 seconds

gregario: Would somebody please pay some attention to the guy with the forehead implants?

Murder and kidnapping, dude. I think mommy gave up on him long ago.
 
Kar98
2011-12-22 12:57:31 PM
I have no words.
 
Fluorescent Testicle
2011-12-22 12:58:11 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

Why does this guy's head look so small? Did he piss off a witch doctor?
 
YixilTesiphon
2011-12-22 12:59:38 PM
The Vulcans are infiltrating the Amish!
 
deamonbutterfly
2011-12-22 12:59:39 PM
this one just creeps me out.....

i.cdn.turner.com
 
Nurglitch
2011-12-22 12:59:57 PM
I like the Ahmish one the best. The woman arrested for injecting bizarre substances into other woman's butts scares me. She would be pretty if it wasn't the butt-full of cement.

But the Ahmist really need a thread where we name them like the Seven Dwarfs.
 
I'm That Guy
2011-12-22 01:00:06 PM
 
probesport
2011-12-22 01:00:40 PM
Fluorescent Testicle: Why does this guy's head look so small? Did he piss off a witch doctor?

i16.photobucket.com
 
Schmoppo [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 01:02:33 PM
Nurglitch: S/He would be pretty if it wasn't the butt-full of cement.

FTFY
 
Morpheses
2011-12-22 01:06:30 PM
Nurglitch: I like the Ahmish one the best. The woman arrested for injecting bizarre substances into other woman's butts scares me. She would be pretty if it wasn't the butt-full of cement.

But the Ahmist really need a thread where we name them like the Seven Dwarfs.

"She" used to be a "he."
 
Orgasmatron138
2011-12-22 01:07:09 PM
deamonbutterfly: this one just creeps me out.....

[i.cdn.turner.com image 525x656]

If I had to guess, I'd say he robbed a place or broke in somewhere with some kind of winter facemask on that leaves the areas around the eyes and mouth exposed.
 
TheAlgebraist
2011-12-22 01:07:37 PM
Ears....the ears.....
 
Vacation Bible School
2011-12-22 01:09:06 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

Moss! No! It is said that Street Countdown can be brutal. I never thought he would take that turn.
 
offmymeds
2011-12-22 01:11:54 PM
#6: Looks like Divine without the wig.
 
Wellon Dowd
2011-12-22 01:12:20 PM
Definitely not Lindsay's best mug shot.
 
footshot [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 01:12:35 PM
www.footshot.webspace.virginmedia.com

www.footshot.webspace.virginmedia.com
 
Nick Spiceyweiner
2011-12-22 01:13:41 PM
That headline sounded like one of those hip clubs Stefon is always talking about on the weekend update.
 
Glenford
2011-12-22 01:13:56 PM
 
deamonbutterfly
2011-12-22 01:14:41 PM
Orgasmatron138: deamonbutterfly: this one just creeps me out.....

[i.cdn.turner.com image 525x656]

If I had to guess, I'd say he robbed a place or broke in somewhere with some kind of winter facemask on that leaves the areas around the eyes and mouth exposed.

that doesn't explain the black all the way down the nose, and the fact that he has that creepy secret serial killer by night, but dungeons and dragons by day, look. (nttawwdd)
 
Arcturus72 [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 01:17:01 PM
Morpheses: Nurglitch: I like the Ahmish one the best. The woman arrested for injecting bizarre substances into other woman's butts scares me. She would be pretty if it wasn't the butt-full of cement.

But the Ahmist really need a thread where we name them like the Seven Dwarfs.

"She" used to be a "he."

Actually it does say "Transgender woman" in the caption... But it still makes me go "WTF'ing hell?"...

#9 had me laughing, especially since he looked like someone I knew once who was into younger women and wicca... Might actually be him, if it wasn't for the sharpie all over his face...

Cue the "keepsharpiesawayfromhispanics.jpg"...
 
westsnoop
2011-12-22 01:19:02 PM
Michigan is well represented. The new Florida.
 
myinternetname
2011-12-22 01:20:16 PM
offmymeds: #6: Looks like Divine without the wig.



Unfortunately I've been exposed to that person and can never forget he/she/it no matter how hard I try, and thought the same thing as you.
 
Mi-go amigo
2011-12-22 01:20:36 PM
deamonbutterfly: Orgasmatron138: deamonbutterfly: this one just creeps me out.....

[i.cdn.turner.com image 525x656]

If I had to guess, I'd say he robbed a place or broke in somewhere with some kind of winter facemask on that leaves the areas around the eyes and mouth exposed.

that doesn't explain the black all the way down the nose, and the fact that he has that creepy secret serial killer by night, but dungeons and dragons by day, look. (nttawwdd)

FTFA: "Joshua James Stueckle, 28, was working at a haunted house in Idaho when cops cuffed him in October ..."
 
bingethinker [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 01:20:54 PM
Yeah, walking around with "F*ck the police" tattooed across your face? You must enjoy getting tossed in jail for jaywalking,,, or breathing.
 
maddogdelta
2011-12-22 01:22:51 PM
Why, after seeing this....
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Am I reminded of this...

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probesport
2011-12-22 01:23:57 PM
westsnoop: Michigan is well represented. The new Florida.

Where do you think Floridians came from?
 
Vacation Bible School
2011-12-22 01:24:05 PM
img824.imageshack.us
 
Arcturus72 [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 01:25:44 PM
Oh, and as for #2:

The first rule of the Amish Rake Fighting club is that you do not talk about the Amish Rake Fighting club...
 
Rixel
2011-12-22 01:27:09 PM
Holy Bat-Pits, Batman! Break out the Bat-odorant already!
 
Oznog
2011-12-22 01:27:18 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Just don't use the term "Mudblood", please...
 
deamonbutterfly
2011-12-22 01:29:08 PM
Mi-go amigo: deamonbutterfly: Orgasmatron138: deamonbutterfly: this one just creeps me out.....

[i.cdn.turner.com image 525x656]

If I had to guess, I'd say he robbed a place or broke in somewhere with some kind of winter facemask on that leaves the areas around the eyes and mouth exposed.

that doesn't explain the black all the way down the nose, and the fact that he has that creepy secret serial killer by night, but dungeons and dragons by day, look. (nttawwdd)

FTFA: "Joshua James Stueckle, 28, was working at a haunted house in Idaho when cops cuffed him in October ..."

thank you for that.. i only see photos.. no captions FTFA.
 
CreepingLurker
2011-12-22 01:29:44 PM
deamonbutterfly: Orgasmatron138: deamonbutterfly: this one just creeps me out.....

[i.cdn.turner.com image 525x656]

If I had to guess, I'd say he robbed a place or broke in somewhere with some kind of winter facemask on that leaves the areas around the eyes and mouth exposed.

that doesn't explain the black all the way down the nose, and the fact that he has that creepy secret serial killer by night, but dungeons and dragons by day, look. (nttawwdd)

TFA said that he was working at a haunted house when he was picked up...I'm guessing the make-up is where the mask didn't cover (possibly Grim Reaper?)
 
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