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2011-12-22 10:04:12 AM
FTFA - "There are 7 billion people inhabiting the world today. In five years there will be 5.6 billion mobile devices sold - which means 80% of the current global population would each have a mobile device"

Yeah....I don't think that's exactly right. Computationally speaking? Sure. Reality speaking? Not so much.
 
2011-12-22 10:10:21 AM
And we will all have flying cars too !
 
2011-12-22 10:31:29 AM
IBM. They're still in business?
 
2011-12-22 10:32:52 AM
chiett: And we will all have flying cars too !

Flying cars, while technologically speaking are possible, would never be approved for sale to the public. Seriously, can you imagine the chaos if that was done?

/insert Debbie Downer pic here
 
2011-12-22 10:57:02 AM
gopher321: chiett: And we will all have flying cars too !

Flying cars, while technologically speaking are possible, would never be approved for sale to the public. Seriously, can you imagine the chaos if that was done?

/insert Debbie Downer pic here


You're right about the flying car and the chaos it would cause, the people I see on the streets of NYC can barely talk on a cellphone and walk at the same time.

The 'Mind reading is no longer science fiction' part was pretty interesting. I could see some good things from this one.
 
2011-12-22 11:45:52 AM
Imagine if we could harness this energy!

i.imgur.comi.imgur.comi.imgur.comi.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2011-12-22 11:50:08 AM
make me some tea: IBM. They're still in business?

IBM is an American treasure. They are a company that other American companies should model themselves after. They plan longterm and don't sacrifice important things like R&D for short term gains of stock price. They don't hire risky CEOs; they promote internally. Their current CEO worked up through the ranks starting as engineer. They understand IP is the cornerstone of actual wealth creation.

Wish more medical/tech companies were like IBM....
 
2011-12-22 11:53:00 AM
Oh yea. I'm going to trust IBM with _my_ biometric information. Get the fark outta' here.
 
2011-12-22 11:53:59 AM
gopher321: chiett: And we will all have flying cars too !

Flying cars, while technologically speaking are possible, would never be approved for sale to the public. Seriously, can you imagine the chaos if that was done?


Well, first, I don't think "flying cars" are possible with today's tech (at least, not the Blade Runner spinner or BTTF kind). What we get these days that passes as a "flying car" is really a "driving plane".

If a practical flying car was invented, I think advanced forms of auto-pilot and collision avoidance would be part of the package. We're already seeing some of this tech on ground based cars -- cars that automatically slow and stop if traffic ahead stops (perfected, this would end rear end collisions), cars that can drive themselves, and other safety tech. It seems to me that an auto-flying car is even easier than an auto-driving one, assuming you can work out the "flying" bits.
 
2011-12-22 11:54:22 AM
Only 3 more years till 2015.......

Hoverboards
Flying Cars
Mr. Fusion
etc...

Damn it IBM... get on the important stuff!
 
2011-12-22 11:57:05 AM
Where is their list from 5 years ago and how did it pan out?

/whar list, wha
 
2011-12-22 12:02:56 PM
Invisible Pedestrian: Where is their list from 5 years ago and how did it pan out?

Not IBM, but this AT&T commercial from 1993 proved very prophetic.
 
2011-12-22 12:04:03 PM
Weak sauce. Pretty boring presentation IBM.

This is much better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qmwdbhsbVs
 
2011-12-22 12:06:15 PM
make me some tea: IBM. They're still in business?

I suggest you crawl out from under that rock you're living under and get prepared for some schoolin'

Top 100 most valuable global brands 2011 (new window)

Hint: IBM is 3rd.
 
2011-12-22 12:09:03 PM
Periodic Disorder: make me some tea: IBM. They're still in business?

I suggest you crawl out from under that rock you're living under and get prepared for some schoolin'

Top 100 most valuable global brands 2011 (new window)

Hint: IBM is 3rd.
 
2011-12-22 12:10:29 PM
flaminio: Invisible Pedestrian: Where is their list from 5 years ago and how did it pan out?

Not IBM, but this AT&T commercial from 1993 proved very prophetic.


I like their new one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMSk0RP0CAg
 
2011-12-22 12:19:02 PM
FTFA: "In five years, unsolicited advertisements may feel so personalized and relevant it may seem spam is dead. At the same time, spam filters will be so precise you'll never be bothered by unwanted sales pitches again."

I'll still block them. Sir, *I* will decide what I want to buy and when I will buy it.

We are nothing but sacks of meat with money.
 
2011-12-22 12:22:47 PM
Burr: Only 3 more years till 2015.......

Hoverboards
Flying Cars
Mr. Fusion
etc...

Damn it IBM... get on the important stuff!



Jaws 3D, coming soon to an IMAX near you.
 
2011-12-22 12:31:24 PM
King Keepo: spam

Not only that, but I think out of all the "up and coming" in this article, I'll believe I can control my computer using just my mind before I'll believe SPAM is done away with. Too much money tied up in there, and there will always, always be people stupid enough to click on the "Click here to be removed from our mailing list" links.
 
2011-12-22 12:41:04 PM
Brontes: make me some tea: IBM. They're still in business?

IBM is an American treasure. They are a company that other American companies should model themselves after. They plan longterm and don't sacrifice important things like R&D for short term gains of stock price. They don't hire risky CEOs; they promote internally. Their current CEO worked up through the ranks starting as engineer. They understand IP is the cornerstone of actual wealth creation.

Wish more medical/tech companies were like IBM....


/was kidding

Since they got out of the PC business I haven't seen much of them lately.
 
2011-12-22 12:47:22 PM
flaminio: gopher321: chiett: And we will all have flying cars too !

Flying cars, while technologically speaking are possible, would never be approved for sale to the public. Seriously, can you imagine the chaos if that was done?

Well, first, I don't think "flying cars" are possible with today's tech (at least, not the Blade Runner spinner or BTTF kind). What we get these days that passes as a "flying car" is really a "driving plane".

If a practical flying car was invented, I think advanced forms of auto-pilot and collision avoidance would be part of the package. We're already seeing some of this tech on ground based cars -- cars that automatically slow and stop if traffic ahead stops (perfected, this would end rear end collisions), cars that can drive themselves, and other safety tech. It seems to me that an auto-flying car is even easier than an auto-driving one, assuming you can work out the "flying" bits.


I don't even want a flying car, a self driving car would be awesome. Even if we could not license the car and nanny state worry warts would require a licensed driver it still would be awesome. Especially if after it is introduced mandated on all cars, so that every car on the road obeys the rules of the road and every car drives safely.
 
2011-12-22 12:48:19 PM
make me some tea: Brontes: make me some tea: IBM. They're still in business?

IBM is an American treasure. They are a company that other American companies should model themselves after. They plan longterm and don't sacrifice important things like R&D for short term gains of stock price. They don't hire risky CEOs; they promote internally. Their current CEO worked up through the ranks starting as engineer. They understand IP is the cornerstone of actual wealth creation.

Wish more medical/tech companies were like IBM....

/was kidding

Since they got out of the PC business I haven't seen much of them lately.


Depending on the industry you're in, you may see a lot of them. I know I do in the engineering field.

Of course, being IBM, expect the first public release of each of these to be 5 years late, and require another 4-5 years to really hit their stride as a useful application.

/But yeah, they still do cool stuff
//Better to release late rather then never
///Watson kicked my ass in Jeopardy! at a conference this summer
////Dirty cheating bastard
 
2011-12-22 12:56:09 PM
SP is a pie in the sky program that can result in neat ideas, implementations and products. But it is still a pie-in-the-sky program.
Stuff like this is just grandstanding.

make me some tea: Since they got out of the PC business I haven't seen much of them lately.

They're one of the most profitable companies in the US, if not the world right now. They're on track to more than double their entire revenue in just a few years. A "humble, sleeping giant" of the industry outside of a few more PR-worthy stuff (Watson, this article, etc.)

It's allowed them to avoid being dragged through the mud by a technology sector that has been getting so much more brutal. So...it's a strategy that is paying off, compared to the years of the PC and all that jazz.

Periodic Disorder: Hint: IBM is 3rd.

IBM's obfuscation from the public eye and general consumer consciousness wasn't an accident.
 
2011-12-22 12:57:08 PM
Is THIS the thread where we fellate corporations?
 
2011-12-22 01:08:35 PM
chachi88: Is THIS the thread where we fellate corporations?

Being a corporation does not make an entity bad by default. At that, corporations can accomplish many feats that benefit the rest of society. CSR and all that jazz.

Now, when a corporation does something like try to force its employees to sign a paper after doing work that says they're not entitled to any of the previous contractual benefits and cannot sue, well, that's actual dickery right there.
 
2011-12-22 01:32:39 PM
Brontes: make me some tea: IBM. They're still in business?

IBM is an American treasure. They are a company that other American companies should model themselves after. They plan longterm and don't sacrifice important things like R&D for short term gains of stock price. They don't hire risky CEOs; they promote internally. Their current CEO worked up through the ranks starting as engineer. They understand IP is the cornerstone of actual wealth creation.

Wish more medical/tech companies were like IBM....


Exactly. People who snark "IBM is still around?" are probably only aware of brands like Google, Twitter, Facebook who make huge risks to push the latest and greatest thing that you can/must start using today even though we haven't really tested it, and barely know what its for.
 
2011-12-22 01:51:09 PM
John Dewey: FTFA - "There are 7 billion people inhabiting the world today. In five years there will be 5.6 billion mobile devices sold - which means 80% of the current global population would each have a mobile device"

Yeah....I don't think that's exactly right. Computationally speaking? Sure. Reality speaking? Not so much.


Also, you figure I'm one guy and I own a netbook, a smartphone, and a Kindle, so...yeah. Those sales figures are going to be heavily skewed towards the developed world, with multiple devices per person there.
 
2011-12-22 02:23:35 PM
TommyDeuce: Depending on the industry you're in, you may see a lot of them. I know I do in the engineering field.

For one, they dominate the blade center market right now. A lot of the new software I'm working on right now is intended to run on IBM blade centers.

/also an engineer
 
2011-12-22 04:51:08 PM
Okay...

1. The power thing: Small scale easy, for larger applications would require a much more substantive change in overall orientation of national infrastructures. This'll take a longer time than I suspect is anticipated.

2. The biometric thing: Sure, I'll buy that.

3. The mind reading thing: Possibly. Depends on people being willing to wear the necessary sensors.

4. The digital divide thing: I... don't think so. The digital divide will remain for a while yet, followed by the 'those with up to date tech and those without'.

5. The junk mail thing: If junk mail can suddenly become worth reading, I will be surprised beyond reason. Then again, data is needed in order to make those kinds of determinations, and most spammers don't have it. Unlikely to happen.
 
2011-12-22 05:55:51 PM
They're all shiat.

1. Little power devices sound nice, but they're an extra expense to manufacture and maintain in exchange for hopefully collecting small amounts of energy through activities that may or may not occur on a regular basis. I guess they might make nice gifts for people you don't know what to buy anything for. And don't like much. And you were already given one.

2. Identity theft will at last be possible with a sharp knife and a strong stomach. Hooray!

3. Actually this will be fantastic because I can go to conferences and see the speaker intend to play a powerpoint and subconsciously bring up donkey porn on the big screen.

4. People need access to fresh food, potable water and health care before you sign them on to a mobile phone contract. Priorities, people. But if this means the latest iGizmo will be cheaper for those of us in the rich countries, go for it.

5. The only conceivable way that advertisers could target their spam with that kind of accuracy would be if they had an enormous amount of personal information on everyone. Do you want that scum to have a detailed personal profile on you? Do you want endless fountains of spam for donkey porn just because your mind wandered that one time while giving a speech?
 
2011-12-22 07:57:34 PM
Gordon Bennett: 2. Identity theft will at last be possible with a sharp knife and a strong stomach. Hooray!

No. Wrong. Heat signatures. Stop watching Minority Report and Demolition Man. Those movies are very, very old. Just stop.

something something donkey porn, etc.

No arguments here.
 
2011-12-22 08:54:09 PM
Brontes: make me some tea: IBM. They're still in business?

IBM is an American treasure. They are a company that other American companies should model themselves after. They plan longterm and don't sacrifice important things like R&D for short term gains of stock price. They don't hire risky CEOs; they promote internally. Their current CEO worked up through the ranks starting as engineer. They understand IP is the cornerstone of actual wealth creation.

Wish more medical/tech companies were like IBM....


And when you get old, they lay you off before you can retire.

IBM, for all it's awesome innovation, does not have a good reputation for taking care of it's workers...

/this is a 20 year reputation too. :\
 
2011-12-22 09:01:37 PM
flaminio: gopher321: chiett: And we will all have flying cars too !

Flying cars, while technologically speaking are possible, would never be approved for sale to the public. Seriously, can you imagine the chaos if that was done?

Well, first, I don't think "flying cars" are possible with today's tech (at least, not the Blade Runner spinner or BTTF kind). What we get these days that passes as a "flying car" is really a "driving plane".

If a practical flying car was invented, I think advanced forms of auto-pilot and collision avoidance would be part of the package. We're already seeing some of this tech on ground based cars -- cars that automatically slow and stop if traffic ahead stops (perfected, this would end rear end collisions), cars that can drive themselves, and other safety tech. It seems to me that an auto-flying car is even easier than an auto-driving one, assuming you can work out the "flying" bits.


Makes you wonder...how long until driving your own car is considered an "unnecessary risk"?

I don't love driving in general, but there are times where I enjoy it and like to go out for a spin. But if the computer in my car is close to perfect, and I'm just a fallible human, what sort of luck do you think you'll have getting the rest of society to be okay with you driving without your computer?

They'll think your some kind of selfish thrill-seeking moron who doesn't mind endangering the lives of everyone else on the road for their own enjoyment. Don't you remember the tens of thousands of people who used to die every year before we had these devices?!

/it'll happen
 
2011-12-22 09:22:53 PM
Was it just me, or was that narrator just god farking awful?
 
2011-12-22 09:54:35 PM
And when you get old, they lay you off before you can retire.

IBM, for all it's awesome innovation, does not have a good reputation for taking care of it's workers...

/this is a 20 year reputation too. :\


All true and more.

I gotta be honest, the whole thing about IBM innovation and their CEOs caring and being engineers and whatnot is mostly BS. Maybe they are good globally, but in the US the annual job of IBM employees is to get rid of as many US workers as possible, and it seems the longer term goal is to get rid of as many workers as possible, period. I don't think it's a sustainable goal.

Yes most of their corporate heads all used to work there. But Lou Gerstner was hired from Nabisco. And those that are 'organically grown' through the company have to do it through a lot of politicking and railroading of their employees. Executives at the top, like probably most huge corporations, are generally a-holes.

I used to work at IBM, and I have plenty of friends who still work there. They do invest in a lot of R&D, but it is not in-house R&D. They generally 'innovate' by buying out other companies for the IP rights and then laying off most of those workers or outsource to China or India. Then they use their relationships and contracts with other big corporations and governments to sell huge projects that make them a lot of money, but they probably do a half-ass job of it because the software is all piecemeal and complex and doesn't integrate very well.

A lot of people I know from IBM have left for other software companies. The young talent I worked with there largely moved on to work at other software companies. I think that long term losing talent will hurt their business rather than help it, but the train hasn't derailed yet, so who knows? They have been cost cutting and buying back stock but their revenues have not been that great. I think what they are really doing is slowly shrinking their business while using excess cash to buy back stock, thus increasing their stock price. We'll see if this is a good long term strategy.
 
2011-12-22 10:52:17 PM
make me some tea: IBM. They're still in business?

wtf are you talking about? You're kidding, right?
 
2011-12-23 03:26:24 AM
Parallax: Gordon Bennett: 2. Identity theft will at last be possible with a sharp knife and a strong stomach. Hooray!

No. Wrong. Heat signatures. Stop watching Minority Report and Demolition Man. Those movies are very, very old. Just stop.

something something donkey porn, etc.

No arguments here.


What about a knife and access to a microwave oven?
 
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