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(Telegraph) Amusing A typical game for a soccer goalkeeper: stand around, stand around, stand around, kick ball down field, stand around, stand around, kick hooligan, stan... wait, what?   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 67
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2011-12-22 09:27:59 AM
Still do not understand that one... the "hooligan" wasn't just running around, he went after the goal keeper. Hell, if I'm just going to stand there and let someone with unknown purpose do whatever it is they intended.
 
2011-12-22 09:37:12 AM
Had the cops caught the guy first, they'd have hit him too. This is BS, his teammates had a right to be pissed. Also, love the fact that he got in three kicks, all to the crotch, including the first flying judo/capoera kick. Goalie doesn't mess around.
 
2011-12-22 09:40:36 AM
So, the keeper takes out a dude running straight at him?

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2011-12-22 09:41:51 AM
Reminds me of when I played high school soccer (sorry I'm an American). Game was not complete until the opposing fans ran onto the field and got the shiat kicked out of them. I know soccer players are supposed to be pussies, but I grew up in a ghetto fabulous steel town where we ate the weak.
 
2011-12-22 09:44:31 AM
This is horse crap. You're a goalie. USE YOUR HANDS NEXT TIME!
 
2011-12-22 09:48:03 AM
AND THEY SEND HIM OFF!

Moral of the story: if you let your ass get kicked by a threat that you should have to deal with at any football match, you won't get penalized for two matches!
 
2011-12-22 09:51:45 AM
Soooooo, does everybody that paid get a raincheck, or what?
 
2011-12-22 10:09:19 AM
whats the rules on this? They dont penalize the home team or something? I mean, theres got to be a way to control these soccer hooligans. It cant be that hard.
 
2011-12-22 10:09:28 AM
Did anyone else notice Doctor Who was their coach?
 
2011-12-22 10:18:06 AM
That was some serious Bruce Lee action there.

Not a CSB, just an anecdote - I was a keeper for my entire playing life (ended in high school) subby has it right, stand around, stand around, etc - but playing in goal was the most nervous I was in any sport - RB in football, catcher in baseball and swam the 100 fly/500 free - none of them brought the butterflies like keeper (well except the butterfly)
 
2011-12-22 10:19:42 AM
It's like baseball, only with some kicking.
 
2011-12-22 10:22:12 AM
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2011-12-22 10:22:51 AM
vinnydoz007: whats the rules on this? They dont penalize the home team or something? I mean, theres got to be a way to control these soccer hooligans. It cant be that hard.

There can be fairly harsh penalties for that sort of thing; they usually get handed down by the league after they've been presented with all of the reports and evidence. They might resume as-is, they might replay the match (possibly in an empty stadium), they might punish the hosts with having to play a game in an empty stadium, points in the standings, awarding a forfeit... and all of those on top of the fine that's sure to come.

The big question is whether the referee's decision will be overturned, because even in the face of crystal-clear HD evidence leagues absolutely hate overturning a decision. But it's the Eredivisie, so who knows.
 
2011-12-22 10:23:17 AM
vinnydoz007: whats the rules on this? They dont penalize the home team or something? I mean, theres got to be a way to control these soccer hooligans. It cant be that hard.

There are stewards in the stadium to prevent this from happening. The Dutch football association could fine Ajax if they determine that the club did not have proper security in place. They may also punish the fans by replaying the match in an empty stadium. An incident alone is not proof of insufficient security but does merit an investigation to see if reasonable precautions were in place.

Also I expect Alkmaar will appeal the decision and match result.
 
2011-12-22 10:33:56 AM
If only the goalie would have taken a dive, then the fan would have seen the red card.
 
2011-12-22 10:34:59 AM
This never would have happened if the stadium police were allowed to carry guns with live ammunition. Anyone approaches the edge of the wall gets a bullet through the fourhead, no questions asked.
 
2011-12-22 10:39:02 AM
If you're going to go after a soccer player, you go after a forward. They're the ones that take dives. Going after a keeper? That's just dumb. Keepers are normally toeing the line of sanity to begin with.

/sweeper
 
2011-12-22 10:42:30 AM
vballer: If you're going to go after a soccer player, you go after a forward. They're the ones that take dives. Going after a keeper? That's just dumb. Keepers are normally toeing the line of sanity to begin with.

/sweeper


Hey now I resemble that remark. Oh and you farkers that wear steel cleats, fark you, I will find you and I will kill you and I will eat you.

Yeah I had my head split open by a farkers wearing steel cleats more then once, because as a keeper I would occasionally have to dive and grab the ball and those pricks just kept kicking at it.
 
2011-12-22 10:45:52 AM
vballer: Keepers are normally toeing the line of sanity to begin with.

I love playing keep. Putting your body on the line, being the most aggressive s.o.b out there.

That said, broken ribs suck. I bounced off a charging forward last summer and was in pain for months. Saved the shot, though.
 
2011-12-22 11:03:54 AM
vballer: Keepers are normally toeing the line of sanity to begin with.

/sweeper


I only play old man rec league now but I've taught many a person that has tried to intentionally to hurt me, that as the keeper, in my goal box, you done messed up.

In general, i realize we all have to get up and go to work the next day but some have gone in with a bad limp for a few days.

/I swear, i was going for the ball when I slide through their knees.
 
2011-12-22 11:07:59 AM
During my last high school Thanksgiving game (foobaw', not futbol), a fan from the opposing team jumped down from the stands and started running around the field like a jackass. The d-captain of his own team bullrushed him and laid him out flat on his ass right in the middle of the field and then casually walked back into the huddle. No penalty, and the kid removed himself from the field amid all of our laughter.

/csb
 
2011-12-22 11:13:13 AM
TonnageVT: [totalfootblog.files.wordpress.com image 389x287]

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I like how the guy in the black jacket immediately above the kickee appears to be completely unfazed by what he's witnessing.
 
2011-12-22 11:14:10 AM
Lost Thought 00: This never would have happened if the stadium police were allowed to carry guns with live ammunition. Anyone approaches the edge of the wall gets a bullet through the fourhead, no questions asked.

I'm sure the European will give this suggestion the same amount of consideration it gives any suggestion offered by Americans about improving their sport.

I'm still waiting to hear what they thought of my proposal, which involved unlimited substitutions and mandatory sterilization for Portugese-speaking players.
 
2011-12-22 11:15:58 AM
I love all the people expressing outrage that a supposed "professional" sports player got a red card for repeatedly kicking a drunk in the crotch after he successfully defended himself and knocked the idiot to the ground.

The whole incident, including both the thug who ran onto the field and the thug he ran at, plus the thugs in this thread and around the world whining because thuggish behavior in general wasn't being tolerated by the ref, really explains a lot about soccer thugsfans in general....

/ soccer fans: because somebody has to be stupider than even the dumbest Eagles fan, I suppose
 
2011-12-22 11:18:17 AM
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I've never liked a Manchester United player more than when I saw Eric Cantona's boot fly into the chest of that farking chav.
 
2011-12-22 11:22:04 AM
I love that after the keeper got red carded that the AZ manager took his players off field and refused to play. More coaches in all kinds of sports need to do that. The best way to get rid of BS decisions in sports is to take actions that embarrass the league's into action.
 
2011-12-22 11:22:12 AM
rjakobi: Lost Thought 00: This never would have happened if the stadium police were allowed to carry guns with live ammunition. Anyone approaches the edge of the wall gets a bullet through the fourhead, no questions asked.

I'm sure the European will give this suggestion the same amount of consideration it gives any suggestion offered by Americans about improving their sport.

I'm still waiting to hear what they thought of my proposal, which involved unlimited substitutions and mandatory sterilization for Portugese-speaking players.


Everyone knows that penalties is the most exciting part of the game - my suggestion is to just have 90 minutes of penalties. And in the event of a tie, a hooligan kicking contest.
 
2011-12-22 11:22:43 AM
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I've never liked a Manchester United player more than when I saw Eric Cantona's boot fly into the chest of that farking chav.


I found it funny, during the 2006 World Cup, that he was doing "Joga Bonito" ads encouraging fair play and respect...You could tell who knew Eric when they would see those ads and laugh.

Don't know if it was international or not, but in the US it was funny.
 
2011-12-22 11:27:03 AM
I like how the pitch invader went from "Tough guy who was going to give the goalkeeper what for" to "Please don't kick my ass Costa Rican dude" in a second or two...

When reality meets beer balls.

Should've given the keep a medal instead of a red card.
 
2011-12-22 12:33:07 PM
dokool: There can be fairly harsh penalties for that sort of thing; they usually get handed down by the league after they've been presented with all of the reports and evidence. They might resume as-is, they might replay the match (possibly in an empty stadium), they might punish the hosts with having to play a game in an empty stadium, points in the standings, awarding a forfeit... and all of those on top of the fine that's sure to come.

AZ is going to get punished for refusing to go on. I know most (sane) people see the withdrawal as a logical response, but both teams have an obligation to play. That, and I'm guessing Ajax holds more clout in the KNVB.
 
2011-12-22 12:34:46 PM
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2011-12-22 12:42:10 PM
Keeper's red card has since been rescinded.

"The 19-year-old youth who tried to attack the keeper of Alkmaar football club AZ during Wednesday night's Dutch Cup tie had been banned from the Arena stadium for earlier incidents.... the youth appeared to have been given his ticket by someone with a season ticket. 'We cannot check if someone illegally passes the ticket on to someone who has been banned from the stadium'...The youth, named Wesley, comes from Almere and has a large tattoo of the letters ACAB on his back, the Telegraaf said"
 
2011-12-22 12:52:29 PM
Splinshints: I love all the people expressing outrage that a supposed "professional" sports player got a red card for repeatedly kicking a drunk in the crotch after he successfully defended himself and knocked the idiot to the ground.

The whole incident, including both the thug who ran onto the field and the thug he ran at, plus the thugs in this thread and around the world whining because thuggish behavior in general wasn't being tolerated by the ref, really explains a lot about soccer thugsfans in general....

/ soccer fans: because somebody has to be stupider than even the dumbest Eagles fan, I suppose


Bullshiat. I hate soccer and I think this goalie is a hero.
 
2011-12-22 01:07:09 PM
On my shortlist of people I don't want to be kicked by, soccer goalie is one of them
 
2011-12-22 02:07:21 PM
SuburbanCowboy: On my shortlist of people I don't want to be kicked by, soccer goalie is one of them

I have a very short list of people I don't want to be kicked by.
1. Sebastian Janikowski
2. Tim Howard
3. Anyone else
 
2011-12-22 02:08:11 PM
Splinshints: I love all the people expressing outrage that a supposed "professional" sports player got a red card for repeatedly kicking a drunk in the crotch after he successfully defended himself and knocked the idiot to the ground.

The whole incident, including both the thug who ran onto the field and the thug he ran at, plus the thugs in this thread and around the world whining because thuggish behavior in general wasn't being tolerated by the ref, really explains a lot about soccer thugsfans in general....

/ soccer fans: because somebody has to be stupider than even the dumbest Eagles fan, I suppose


When someone is attacked they have an instinctual response to defend themselves. And defending yourself means ensuring that the person attacking you is rendered unable to do you further harm. The goalie did absolutely nothing wrong. People who don't believe a human being has the right to defend themselves are farking morons.
 
2011-12-22 02:48:35 PM
justGreg: People who don't believe a human being has the right to defend themselves are farking morons.

He defended himself just fine. He knocked the guy down with the first kick. Then he decided he had the opportunity to be a hooligan too and he got nailed for it.

The original thug, the goalie deciding he'd try his hand at thuggery and all the soccer thugs defending him just go to show what a brutish and ugly "sport" the game is and what brutish and ugly people its fans are. And soccer fans wonder why they get looks like they're a bunch of fugging cavemen. Because they are.
 
2011-12-22 02:51:04 PM
RminusQ: SuburbanCowboy: On my shortlist of people I don't want to be kicked by, soccer goalie is one of them

I have a very short list of people I don't want to be kicked by.
1. Sebastian Janikowski
2. Tim Howard
3. Anyone else


1. A diminutive Chinese woman wearing a military uniform and ordering me to worship her Mao Mao.
2. Eva Longoria while...
Oh wait, you said "...don't want to.." my bad
 
2011-12-22 03:05:20 PM
Splinshints: justGreg: People who don't believe a human being has the right to defend themselves are farking morons.

He defended himself just fine. He knocked the guy down with the first kick. Then he decided he had the opportunity to be a hooligan too and he got nailed for it.

The original thug, the goalie deciding he'd try his hand at thuggery and all the soccer thugs defending him just go to show what a brutish and ugly "sport" the game is and what brutish and ugly people its fans are. And soccer fans wonder why they get looks like they're a bunch of fugging cavemen. Because they are.


He probably just lacked your lightening-quick ability to assess with a high degree of certainty that there was no chance that the guy would get back up and continue the assault.

Your whole anti-soccer thing is pure nonsense anyway. European soccer players get multi-game suspensions for talking unpleasantly to one another while American footballers stomp on each other with cleats and hockey fans actually expect fisticuffs for their price of admission.
 
2011-12-22 03:31:29 PM
Splinshints: The original thug, the goalie deciding he'd try his hand at thuggery and all the soccer thugs defending him just go to show what a brutish and ugly "sport" the game is and what brutish and ugly people its fans are. And soccer fans wonder why they get looks like they're a bunch of fugging cavemen. Because they are.

This just in, sportsfans don't like opposing fans or players. More at 10.

Or I could just say you're trolling and be done with it.
 
2011-12-22 03:39:54 PM
Doth not interfere in the ways of soccer players,
for they shall kick thine ass.
 
2011-12-22 03:58:38 PM
Splinshints: justGreg: People who don't believe a human being has the right to defend themselves are farking morons.

He defended himself just fine. He knocked the guy down with the first kick. Then he decided he had the opportunity to be a hooligan too and he got nailed for it.

The original thug, the goalie deciding he'd try his hand at thuggery and all the soccer thugs defending him just go to show what a brutish and ugly "sport" the game is and what brutish and ugly people its fans are. And soccer fans wonder why they get looks like they're a bunch of fugging cavemen. Because they are.


i.qkme.me
 
2011-12-22 04:01:54 PM
Anyone who kicks somebody on the ground is a scumbag unless it's a real threatening situation.

This was not that.
 
2011-12-22 04:26:10 PM
MugzyBrown: Anyone who kicks somebody on the ground is a scumbag unless it's a real threatening situation.

This was not that.


Exactly. If someone attacks me and I toss them to the ground, I wait for them to get back up and again become a threat to retaliate. Senseless attackers deserve fair combat!
 
2011-12-22 04:34:54 PM
MugzyBrown: Anyone who kicks somebody on the ground is a scumbag unless it's a real threatening situation.

This was not that.


Yes, because we now know that this was random stupidity from a mostly harmless drunk, we can conclude that by defending himself prior to that knowledge the goalie was way out of line. Had it been someone meaning him actual harm, or someone on meth instead of alcohol, or a racist attack he might have been justified to defend himself, but it wasn't and he should have had perfect foreknowledge of the facts and acted accordingly. His lack of prescience entitles us to sit in front of our computers and call him a thug.
 
2011-12-22 04:36:22 PM
Billy Crystal Meth Lab: MugzyBrown: Anyone who kicks somebody on the ground is a scumbag unless it's a real threatening situation.

This was not that.

Exactly. If someone attacks me and I toss them to the ground, I wait for them to get back up and again become a threat to retaliate. Senseless attackers deserve fair combat!


This situation does not compare to your mom trying to force you out of her basement. I'd definitely say a drunk hooligan charging you to attempt to blind side you is a threatening situation.
 
2011-12-22 04:44:47 PM
MugzyBrown: Anyone who kicks somebody on the ground is a scumbag unless it's a real threatening situation.

This was not that.


How do you know? How was the goalie supposed to know? You've never seen someone fall down after being kicked and then get right back up and start fighting again?

Lot's of 20/20 hindsight in this thread.
 
2011-12-22 04:58:28 PM
The red card has been rescinded by the FA and they're gonna decide if they're gonna continue, replay the game or register with the score at the time of the incident.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzCW-VAeJJ0(and here's an even better one from couple of months ago in Romania - new window)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJUsxPeVllo (another version - new window)
 
2011-12-22 04:59:16 PM
i dont know why the links didnt work
 
2011-12-22 05:08:07 PM
justGreg: European soccer players get multi-game suspensions for talking unpleasantly to one another while

That must be why the card has been rescinded. Because it's all petit fours and sunshine. Until a few dozen people get killed in a soccer riot.

justGreg: He probably just lacked your lightening-quick ability to assess with a high degree of certainty

The guy is clearly down for a significant amount of time before the completely and clearly unjustifiable crotch kicks. I'll bet you think Ndamukong Suh was just balancing on that guy's arm too, don't you?

Keep piling on the excuses soccer fans, it just goes to show that you really are the European variant of your typical NASCAR hick.
 
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