Good ole Dr. Diaco. Working on the fake celebs and the ultra elite wannabes in the bay area for the last 20 years. He's on the radio all the time advertising his crappy treatments and overpriced procedures. All the housewives living in the South Tampa area near the water clamor to be upgraded to look like they were in High school. That area is getting to be as horribad as the Hollywood area.

Churchill92: Good ole Dr. Diaco. Working on the fake celebs and the ultra elite wannabes in the bay area for the last 20 years. He's on the radio all the time advertising his crappy treatments and overpriced procedures. All the housewives living in the South Tampa area near the water clamor to be upgraded to look like they were in High school. That area is getting to be as horribad as the Hollywood area.


Yea, but it sure makes people watching high comedy gold. How some of these people look in the mirror and think "I look great!" is farking hilarious. And by hilarious, I mean pathetic. And by pathetic, I mean farking horrific.

Only if it's in my beanbag. The ladies love the smooth look.

Bubba the Love Sponge forcing Spiceboy to get 'Bro-tox' on his radio show in 3...2...1

Men look better with creases in their faces, it adds character.

Coming up with stupid new portmanteaus, however, will never go out of fashion.

flyinghouse99: Men look better with creases in their faces, it adds character.

Yeah, I'm still waiting for the day when my face gets sufficiently weather-beaten to look like Clint Eastwood. I'm not being sarcastic either ... I'm not sure why any straight guy would want to look more baby-faced.

flyinghouse99: Men look better with creases in their faces, it adds character.

Geek Example:

Thorin in 1995 (new window)

Thorin 2011 (new window)

Hot Damn!

Clint Eastwood is another one that got better looking into his 40's and 50's and 60's, Sean Connery, Harrison Ford. All the most notable handsome men were usually noted as such 40+.

So there is just no damn reason to do this.

Some men these days are more womanly than women 30 years ago. It's no wonder though. Christ we act as if all men are inherently evil and wonder why some men try to soften the edges so to speak.

Egoy3k: Some men these days are more womanly than women 30 years ago. It's no wonder though. Christ we act as if all men are inherently evil and wonder why some men try to soften the edges so to speak.

I agree that in part, women have marginalized some inherent male behaviors, making it very confusing for them. But I don;t think think that is where this come from. I think this is a product of our extremely appearance-oriented society which now puts pressure on both genders to appear young and beautiful.

Not handsome, beautiful.

KiplingKat872: I agree that in part, women have marginalized some inherent male behaviors, making it very confusing for them. But I don;t think think that is where this come from. I think this is a product of our extremely appearance-oriented society which now puts pressure on both genders to appear young and beautiful.

I can see your point but I would like to clarify that I don't blame 'women' for whole making us feel evil thing. I know lots of women who don't think that way, and it's entirely conceivable that some men add to it as well. I have met one or two self hating males in my life.

I had a few required humanities course for my engineering degree. I picked a 'Nature in English and American Literature' course. The professor was a self hating white male. Most painful course I ever took.

Unless the guys has back hair, no manscaping.

Absolutely no under any circumstances, brotox. I would not kiss a can full of botulism, I sure as heck am not going to kiss a face full of it. Ick.

Egoy3k:
I can see your point but I would like to clarify that I don't blame 'women' for whole making us feel evil thing. I know lots of women who don't think that way, and it's entirely conceivable that some men add to it as well. I have met one or two self hating males in my life.

I had a few required humanities course for my engineering degree. I picked a 'Nature in English and American Literature' course. The professor was a self hating white male. Most painful course I ever took.

Just as there men who actually like women as people without compromising themselves and women-hating females.

Society can really f- people up.

Guys, as a female, don't do botox, it looks disgusting and just gives you more wrinkles.

Also, while I want a man to be clean and well groomed, you don't need to spend lots of money on treatments/cosmetics.

As for manscaping, it should be trimmed but not shaved.

jabelar: Yeah, I'm still waiting for the day when my face gets sufficiently weather-beaten to look like Clint Eastwood. I'm not being sarcastic either ... I'm not sure why any straight guy would want to look more baby-faced.

Cuz he's from Jersey?

/Oh wait, you said straight

Egoy3k: Some men these days are more womanly than women 30 years ago. It's no wonder though. Christ we act as if all men are inherently evil and wonder why some men try to soften the edges so to speak.

People are conditioned to react to visual stimulus. I find it amazing the difference in response I get when I wear nice clothes and a nice watch vs shorts and a tshirt, nothing visible that is expensive, and the kicker: five o clock shadow.

Watch any TV show, the guy with five o clock shadow is always up to no good. But in reality who robs and kills the most people? Well manicured and kempt men in expensive suits. And black dudes.

Women here I prefer a little bit of manscaping down there.

On another note, have a doc friend that has had his face "primped" up twice. Now he just looks weird. All in an effort to look younger and healthier for his patients.

Good examples of plastic surgery gone bad (WAY bad):

/Bruce Jenner
/Bert Reynolds

Dave Chappelle's smooth-as-eggs balls

"Do you suck.... these balls?"

/Botox Balls

I suspect this to be somewhat of lie, that plastic surgery is an "excellent" Christmas gift! How's the plastic surgeon going to pay for his Christmas gifts if people don't buy this?

Sought by closet decorators everywhere.

first of all: men, please stay manly. I'm not a lesbian, nor am I interested in a man who spends more time plucking his eyebrows, coiffing his hair, or primping in the mirrow, than I do. (Unless you rock a pomp like elvis or james dean, then please continue coiffing you sexy hunk of manmeat)

secondly: the article to left, about happy people mug shots was more interesting than this one...

/stay manly my men
//put down the girly tools
///leave my lavender shaving cream alone...

lewismarktwo: People are conditioned to react to visual stimulus. I find it amazing the difference in response I get when I wear nice clothes and a nice watch vs shorts and a tshirt, nothing visible that is expensive, and the kicker: five o clock shadow.

Watch any TV show, the guy with five o clock shadow is always up to no good. But in reality who robs and kills the most people? Well manicured and kempt men in expensive suits. And black dudes.

I can't imagine giving someone, anyone, the "gift" of plastic surgery. In college there was one guy who funked up the lab so much that we sent him (anonymously) a bar of soap, but that's the furthest I could see going.

What I don't get is this: it seems harder and harder for people to find a happy medium. Go to the store and look at people and you'll see fewer "normals" than you did 10 years ago. Lotsa fatties, lotsa Jersey Shore types.

Oh, and unrelated point: you are only partially correct. In horror movies, it's not the black guy; he's just there to die first.

Potential patients are often given an envelope by their significant other, filled with brochures and information on services and surgeries provided by Dr. Diaco.

in other words......"here, ugly, heres something i think you need."

CSB: My gay boss gets botox, his face twitches alot when he talks, it is the only thing I look at when he's talking...

CSB2: I make my girlfriends cut my toenails and make me not have a unibrow :)

KiplingKat872 Hot Damn!

Clint Eastwood is another one that got better looking into his 40's and 50's and 60's, Sean Connery, Harrison Ford. All the most notable handsome men were usually noted as such 40+.

So there is just no damn reason to do this.

Well, this makes me a little happier about getting older. The problem is, for some reason, I don't know if it's the pill, or other hormones in the milk/water, many women have changed. You've seen the picture of "Twilight moms," I'm sure, making the rounds on fark. Combine that with stories of 30-something women expressing their lust for Justin Bieber (who, iirc, isn't even legal), and you understand why I'm happy that I still regularly get carded at 36. Women seem to want someone who looks less mature, these days.

All you "many" men can walk around with your dry riverbed foreheads and your cankly wives... meanwhile I'll keep getting my botox and taking home the big tittied 23 year olds. Suckas!

That having been said, I would never use Botox, even if I did start to get all wrinkly. There just seems to be something amiss about injecting poison into your face to paralyze muscles. that's not to say it's a bad idea to use moisturizer, etc., especially if you live in a dry climate.

LMark: That having been said, I would never use Botox, even if I did start to get all wrinkly. There just seems to be something amiss about injecting poison into your face to paralyze muscles. that's not to say it's a bad idea to use moisturizer, etc., especially if you live in a dry climate.

This. Is it really considered unmanly to use lotion? Yeah dude, bleeding knuckles from dry weather make you look so tough, you studly lumberjack! Seems like too many jackass motherfarkers care too much about what others think of them to use common sense, because they want to appear manly and tough.

I was thinking of getting Botox in my taint because it has been sagging a bit lately.

LMark:

Well, this makes me a little happier about getting older. The problem is, for some reason, I don't know if it's the pill, or other hormones in the milk/water, many women have changed. You've seen the picture of "Twilight moms," I'm sure, making the rounds on fark. Combine that with stories of 30-something women expressing their lust for Justin Bieber (who, iirc, isn't even legal), and you understand why I'm happy that I still regularly get carded at 36. Women seem to want someone who looks less mature, these days.

Not all of us. Some of us don't want toys, we can actually handle and want Men. (Capital "M.")

(Honestly, the Justin Beiber/Twilight Mom thing creeps me the hell out. I think it has to do with control issues and wanting someone they can push around. When men looked ay Mylie Cyrus that way, they got called pedophiles. It should be the same in reverse.)

Why the hate for manscaping? I'm not going down on a girl rocking a furburger, so I return the favor.

/Secure in his masculinity
//Pass the wax

Lone Stranger: I was thinking of getting Botox in my taint because it has been sagging a bit lately.

kinda like the flappy part of a cat's belly. i think it's there to make you more streamlined for speed... go for a run and try it out!

KidKorporate: Why the hate for manscaping? I'm not going down on a girl rocking a furburger, so I return the favor.

/Secure in his masculinity
//Pass the wax

shaving your dingleberries for your partner, is different than being a ken doll to impress your peers.. unless of course you have some righteous walnuts you like to show off.

deamonbutterfly: first of all: men, please stay manly. I'm not a lesbian, nor am I interested in a man who spends more time plucking his eyebrows, coiffing his hair, or primping in the mirrow, than I do. (Unless you rock a pomp like elvis or james dean, then please continue coiffing you sexy hunk of manmeat)

secondly: the article to left, about happy people mug shots was more interesting than this one...

/stay manly my men
//put down the girly tools
///leave my lavender shaving cream alone...

Best comment in this thread!

Diogenes: I used to get regular injections of something toxic.

Then I kicked his ass to the curb.

I LOL'd.

Heard a comedian say: "I don't understand how you can go into a strange place, get naked, get on a cold table, let some stranger smear hot wax on your crotch, put tape on this and rip your pubic hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of spiders."

KidKorporate: Why the hate for manscaping? I'm not going down on a girl rocking a furburger, so I return the favor.

/Secure in his masculinity
//Pass the wax

There's different stages. Trimming the nether-regions, making sure you have two eyebrows, ensuring you don't have little bushes growing out of your ears and nose, removing backhair, I would consider those all to be acceptible. There's being manly and then there's being disgusting.

When you start doing botox, doing plastic surgery, or removing all body hair, well that's just wrong.

flyinghouse99: Men look better with creases in their faces, it adds character.

The majority of women disagree with that statement.


deamonbutterfly: nor am I interested in a man who spends more time plucking his eyebrows, coiffing his hair, or primping in the mirror, than I do

I can look at this statement one of two ways: 1) you don't do any personal grooming, other than maybe running a brush through your hair, so any additional grooming a guy does is above your effort... 2) you have a habit of dating metrosexual men and you're tired of it.

If a dude has a unibrow, then he should grab a pair of tweezers and pluck it. If he is sporting a pair forests like Thufir Hawat, then he should have them clipped and shaped. This isn't 1911.


lewismarktwo: I find it amazing the difference in response I get when I wear nice clothes and a nice watch vs shorts and a tshirt, nothing visible that is expensive, and the kicker: five o clock shadow.

If I go out in public wearing a nice pair of black slacks, a dress shirt and a tie, I get constantly checked out. Ladies like a sharp dressed man. And guys are no different. If I see a well dressed lady, she'll catch my eye more than one wearing dumpy sweats and a t-shirt (the hot bod in tight sweats are fairly rare).


LMark: That having been said, I would never use Botox, even if I did start to get all wrinkly.

Yeah, injecting botulism into my forehead doesn't exactly sound like a fun thing. But people use it because it is a heck of a lot cheaper than getting resin filler. If the price of resin and Botox were more similar, you'd see a lot less Botox use.

BigMevy: KidKorporate: Why the hate for manscaping? I'm not going down on a girl rocking a furburger, so I return the favor.

/Secure in his masculinity
//Pass the wax

There's different stages. Trimming the nether-regions, making sure you have two eyebrows, ensuring you don't have little bushes growing out of your ears and nose, removing backhair, I would consider those all to be acceptible. There's being manly and then there's being disgusting.

When you start doing botox, doing plastic surgery, or removing all body hair, well that's just wrong.

Agreed. Men start to look a bit like Yoda as we get older, with strange ear hairs and the eye brows becoming long and bushy. My hairdresser, who is a Brit and not gay, and who has cut my hair for 11 years now, quietly started trimming my brows and ears several years ago. I trim up the nether-regions because it makes my wife hot as hell. She does it for me and I can do it for her. But I don't think I'd go in for a waxing. The boner potential is too high. Especially if I were to use the hottie who does my wife (and she does quite a few straight men). Now, if she offers me a happy finish ...

KiplingKat872 (Honestly, the Justin Beiber/Twilight Mom thing creeps me the hell out. I think it has to do with control issues and wanting someone they can push around. When men looked ay Mylie Cyrus that way, they got called pedophiles. It should be the same in reverse.)

THANK YOU. Although the Twilight Mom thing doesn't bother me as much, as I'm pretty sure the actors are all in their 20s. Btw, and I'm not trying to be nosy, but are you on the pill? I've heard that women's taste in men changes when they go on the pill, the theory being that the pill makes their bodies think that they are already pregnant, so they don't want a "manly man" to provide strong genetics, but a weaker guy, who will be less likely to leave, and who will help take care of the supposed baby. I have no evidence one way or the other, but that's the theory I've heard.

Dinjiin: I can look at this statement one of two ways: 1) you don't do any personal grooming, other than maybe running a brush through your hair, so any additional grooming a guy does is above your effort... 2) you have a habit of dating metrosexual men and you're tired of it.

If a dude has a unibrow, then he should grab a pair of tweezers and pluck it. If he is sporting a pair forests like Thufir Hawat, then he should have them clipped and shaped. This isn't 1911.

actuall no.. 1) my man is a man. and if he had a unibrow, i don't consider that primping. its a freaking unibrow, 2 plucks and done. you don't need to borrow my brow shaper. and 2)...no, i don't date metrosexual men. not attracted to pretty boys. i'll reiterate: i like MEN. Justin bieber, no.... Gerard butler, Yes :) gove me a scotsman or spanish conquistador anyday. I'll pass on the fancy pants joe priss.
if he is borrowing my eyebrow shaper, face cream, my deoderant cause it's softer on his skin, my lotion, my hair products, then he needs to be slapped.
men tools: a razor, clippers, nose hair trimmer, nail clippers... basic grooming kit. if you are a man, and take 60 minutes getting ready, you are more in love with yourself then you need to be. Taking pride in your appearance is one thing. Making out with your reflection is gay.

i'm a girl. i spend plenty-o-time in front of a mirror getting ready, trimming, brushing, makeup, smelly lotions.. my hair alone takes about 30 minutes to do. make another 30 or 40. and i've had the same man for a while, so i'm doing something right. and so is he.. he's not a biatch. :)