Him?

RuleThirtyFour: AIDS

Celebrities don't get AIDS anymore. That's so 1987.

While it's entertaining to dismiss this as some tabloid tripe, he has had some chronic health issues over the past year or so. Around this time of the year in '10, he donated a segment of his coronary system to a complete stranger. Unfortunately, immediately following the procedure, the recipient had to pass the donation to another person. This year, Mr. Michael (in an effort to avoid emotional strife involved in the procedure) donated the organ to someone special.

bump: While it's entertaining to dismiss this as some tabloid tripe, he has had some chronic health issues over the past year or so. Around this time of the year in '10, he donated a segment of his coronary system to a complete stranger. Unfortunately, immediately following the procedure, the recipient had to pass the donation to another person. This year, Mr. Michael (in an effort to avoid emotional strife involved in the procedure) donated the organ to someone special.

Not bad. Not bad at all.

Wellon Dowd: This chick needs more acting roles.

She was never really used that well on the show. She never went past being a side character on a B plot, so she never really got a chance to shine.

"Cause you gotta have AIDS, AIDS, AIDS-aah"

"Sure, the guy in the $4000 suit is going to give a blowjob in a bathroom to the guy who doesn't make that in two months. COME ON!"

"I'm afraid George Michael is no longer with us. His body will be transported to London where he will be laid to rest."

"Oh my God? What happened?"

"He's taking a plane back to London to celebrate Christmas. But he's not fully recovered, he will need a lot of bed rest."

You've probably never heard of it.

It's called, "slobbenzlotsamangoospewslurpafelchcornchowderouttasomepuckerdbunghol e- itis"

Show some sensitivity people.

Harry_Seldon: I am surprised no one has mentioned subby spelled "maybe" incorrectly.