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Lucky LaRue [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 12:10:59 PM
There was no indication, however, that the expert lived near the farm.

I LOL'd
 
Rindred
2011-12-22 02:41:11 PM
I read that article in Tony Bourdain's voice.
 
Rascuache
2011-12-22 02:44:44 PM
Germany or Fllloorrriiddaaaaa.
 
offmymeds
2011-12-22 02:48:10 PM
The council justified its decision on the grounds that planning permission for the pigsty forbade "strong-smelling foods, e.g. kitchen waste."

This is bad news. For Taco Bell.
 
stu1-1
2011-12-22 02:53:24 PM

Actually, my attention was diverted to this link, also on that page:

Sandra Bullock smuggles sausage for Christmas

"On the "Tonight Show" she declined to explain how she smuggles the sausage - whether through the mail on her person - but said she has a need for a very specific type of meat for her Christmastime spread."


I lol'd
 
Larraque
2011-12-22 02:55:39 PM
Oniony Pig Farts used to be a big deal.... but then I took an arrow to the knee.
 
GreatGlavinsGhost
2011-12-22 03:00:17 PM
Oniony Pig Farts.

Great band name, or greatest band name?
 
seanmcd51
2011-12-22 03:01:21 PM
Great opening AND closing lines to the article.
 
walkerhound
2011-12-22 03:02:23 PM
stu1-1: Actually, my attention was diverted to this link, also on that page:

Sandra Bullock smuggles sausage for Christmas

"On the "Tonight Show" she declined to explain how she smuggles the sausage - whether through the mail on her person - but said she has a need for a very specific type of meat for her Christmastime spread."

I lol'd

Link (new window)
 
oakleym82
2011-12-22 03:03:09 PM
I enjoyed the gratuitous use of "farts" in that article (as opposed to 'gaseous emissions')
 
palelizard
2011-12-22 03:11:19 PM
Larraque: Oniony Pig Farts used to be a big deal.... but then I took an arrow to the knee.

FART ROH DAH!
 
stu1-1
2011-12-22 03:13:18 PM
Walkerhound,

I should have expected that.
Next time I'll post about pig farts.
 
The Irresponsible Captain
2011-12-22 03:16:25 PM
What comes out of the back end of a pig never smells good. But dangnabit, now I want to know WHY he is feeding pigs onions!
 
Mr.Hawk
2011-12-22 03:19:29 PM
I wonder how they taste. The pigs that is. Not the onion farts. Or something...
 
Rindred
2011-12-22 03:20:27 PM
The Irresponsible Captain: What comes out of the back end of a pig never smells good. But dangnabit, now I want to know WHY he is feeding pigs onions!

Pre-seasoning.
 
DirkTheDaring
2011-12-22 03:24:53 PM
i43.tinypic.com
 
animalmagnet
2011-12-22 03:34:56 PM
GreatGlavinsGhost: Oniony Pig Farts.

Great band name, or greatest band name?

I don't know. I still like "Throbbing Member."
 
Hermione_Granger
2011-12-22 03:47:24 PM
Pigfarts with Rumbleroar. I know a kid who went there once.
 
pacmanner
2011-12-22 03:50:55 PM
walkerhound: stu1-1: Actually, my attention was diverted to this link, also on that page:

Sandra Bullock smuggles sausage for Christmas

"On the "Tonight Show" she declined to explain how she smuggles the sausage - whether through the mail on her person - but said she has a need for a very specific type of meat for her Christmastime spread."

I lol'd

Link (new window)

If you only knew how seriously Germans take their sausage. My German wife, who is from Thuringia, scoffed at Bullock's mentioning of the "Nürenberger". Apparently, Thuringia makes the best sausage....so she says. They aren't bad on the grill I don't mind telling ya. Add some tasty German beer and it's on.
 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 03:51:43 PM
This must be cruel to the pigs. Malnutrition and

eye-watering gaseous emissions
pungent porcine farts
 
Tillmaster
2011-12-22 03:57:20 PM
Drei in Wekla. Marvellous.
 
Robert1966
2011-12-22 04:24:29 PM
pacmanner: walkerhound: stu1-1: Actually, my attention was diverted to this link, also on that page:

Sandra Bullock smuggles sausage for Christmas

"On the "Tonight Show" she declined to explain how she smuggles the sausage - whether through the mail on her person - but said she has a need for a very specific type of meat for her Christmastime spread."

I lol'd

Link (new window)

If you only knew how seriously Germans take their sausage. My German wife, who is from Thuringia, scoffed at Bullock's mentioning of the "Nürenberger". Apparently, Thuringia makes the best sausage....so she says. They aren't bad on the grill I don't mind telling ya. Add some tasty German beer and it's on.

Why must there be an argument? There is room on your plate for both, especially since Nurnbergers are wee (hence the "Drei in Wekla" someone posted.

/Damn, now I'm going to have to go to the German deli and get some Wurste!
 
AngryJailhouseFistfark
2011-12-22 04:36:09 PM
animalmagnet: GreatGlavinsGhost: Oniony Pig Farts.

Great band name, or greatest band name?

I don't know. I still like "Throbbing Member."

My cousin was in a band called "Stimulus Package" which did please me immensely. I think "Oniony Pig Farts" should be an Eastern European snack food.
 
rico567
2011-12-22 04:45:29 PM
Somehow, I found the link listed elsewhere on TFA "Sandra Bullock smuggles sausage for Christmas" to be much more fascinating.....
 
ar_gyrion
2011-12-22 05:46:30 PM
pacmanner: walkerhound: stu1-1: Actually, my attention was diverted to this link, also on that page:

Sandra Bullock smuggles sausage for Christmas

"On the "Tonight Show" she declined to explain how she smuggles the sausage - whether through the mail on her person - but said she has a need for a very specific type of meat for her Christmastime spread."

I lol'd

Link (new window)

If you only knew how seriously Germans take their sausage. My German wife, who is from Thuringia, scoffed at Bullock's mentioning of the "Nürenberger". Apparently, Thuringia makes the best sausage....so she says. They aren't bad on the grill I don't mind telling ya. Add some tasty German beer and it's on.

They are both wrong. Dönninghaus with the house currywurst sauce are the best, there is even a song about them: Herbert Grönemeyer - Currywurst (new window)
 
Erebus1954
2011-12-22 06:04:40 PM
GreatGlavinsGhost: Oniony Pig Farts.

Great band name, or greatest band name?

I was into Oniony Pig Farts before they went mainstream. Yeah, that works.
 
The Voice of Doom
2011-12-22 06:33:16 PM
The Irresponsible Captain
I want to know WHY he is feeding pigs onions!

Maybe he or another farmer nearby grows onions and wasn't able to sell the whole harvest.
Using those leftovers to feed animals beats just throwing them away.
 
gwendolyyyn
2011-12-22 06:43:48 PM
The Irresponsible Captain: What comes out of the back end of a pig never smells good. But dangnabit, now I want to know WHY he is feeding pigs onions!

I was wondering that too...doesn't seem like much of a diet. Granted, it doesn't say they're only being fed onions, but still.
 
suid
2011-12-22 07:27:17 PM
FTA: The farmer has not been named, to protect his identity, but he is reportedly easy to find in a favourable wind.

www.hollywoodmemorabilia.comwww.theoz.cl
 
phalaeo
2011-12-22 07:53:43 PM
Excellent find, Subby!
 
Alleyoop
2011-12-22 09:09:54 PM
You know who else was known for his bad gas?
 
Mi-go amigo
2011-12-22 09:46:15 PM
My ex-inlaws are from Bersenbrück, near Osnabrück. I can personally attest that it smells like farm country in that region (but no worse than southwestern Indiana).
 
Anagrammer
2011-12-22 10:54:03 PM
What about the carbon pootprint?
 
Sir_Dude [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 11:21:08 PM
GreatGlavinsGhost: Oniony Pig Farts.

Great band name, or greatest band name?

Maybe some Beano might help the problem
 
Valiente
2011-12-22 11:56:55 PM
That'll doo, pig, that'll doo.
 
WordyGrrl
2011-12-23 02:42:24 AM
Anagrammer: What about the carbon pootprint?

There's probably a big, glowing halo around the hole those powerful poots have punched through the ozone layer.
 
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