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(Daily Mail) Fail Kris Humphries returns to New Jersey Nets for preseason basketball game. Just like his marriage, he's heavily booed and fails to score   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 35
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2011-12-22 09:38:33 AM
Thing is, Humphries is a pretty decent player. The guy can rebound. I'm surprised he didn't draw more interest from teams, and I'm sure the show had something to do with it.
 
2011-12-22 12:37:20 PM
I can't hate the guy too much after this profound thought (new window)
 
2011-12-22 12:41:19 PM
Anonymous Daily Mail reporter's inner monologue: "What's that you say? The Knicks fans were jeering a high-profile player from the opposing team? What a scoop. Do they award a Pulitzer for sports writing?"
 
2011-12-22 12:43:38 PM
I'm really confused. I was lead to believe they were playing in NJ and Nets fans were booing Humphries, but couldn't figure out why. Then I saw there were 20,000 fans, which is not very Nets-like. Then I noticed it was in NY. Sooo. What's this article about then? Knicks fans booing an opposing team? Unheard of!⍺
 
2011-12-22 12:46:15 PM
Yea he was boo'd. Better then having Kim K as his wife
 
2011-12-22 12:58:05 PM
Funbags: I can't hate the guy too much after this profound thought (new window)

He should've walked at that very moment. I'd never have stood for someone to diss my hometown/state. (Cleveland). With multi-millions, they could've built their own private 'Xanadu' in any state in the country, and chilled for part of the year. She didn't even say that she 'consider it'. No relationship is worth it, if someone steadfastly won't compromise.

In 6 months time, this guy will be thanking his lucky stars that its over.
 
2011-12-22 01:03:16 PM
I like what deadspin had to say about (it)


If Humphries ends up crumbling, this wouldn't be a tragedy if he weren't a genuinely good basketball player. But it might not be a tragedy at all, because no one can say he didn't bring it all on himself in a quixotic grab at riches, crossover fame, and dirty dirty sex.
 
2011-12-22 01:13:24 PM
As a Knick fan, I must apologize to all Farkers on the Sports tab. I thought they were more intelligent than that and would cheer Kris for dumping that brain-dead tramp.
 
2011-12-22 01:35:02 PM
Funbags: I can't hate the guy too much after this profound thought (new window)

I see her extremely red lips moving, so why is her voice straining out of her nostrils? Does she always sound like that?
 
2011-12-22 01:35:06 PM
Funbags: I can't hate the guy too much after this profound thought (new window)

Yeah, I'm now a new fan. That was hilarious.
 
2011-12-22 01:40:13 PM
I farked up alot when I was 25. It's the time to be a dumbass. Hell, what 25 y/o isn't?

I can't even fathom what it would be like to have a nation analyze my mistakes.
 
2011-12-22 01:40:24 PM
Funbags: I can't hate the guy too much after this profound thought (new window)

I saw this on The Soup. It was amazing.
 
2011-12-22 01:44:31 PM
Funbags: I can't hate the guy too much after this profound thought (new window)

I love the fact she had no response for that, I still fail to see why anyone gives a shiat about that who're and her family, wasn't there someone who asked their mom why they were famous since they had no marketable talent?

Anyone found watching their show for more than 15 mins should be sterilized so they can't pollute the earth any longer.
 
2011-12-22 01:49:00 PM
And now this. (new window)

Must suck to be hated more than LeBron.
 
2011-12-22 01:56:38 PM
justabitdisturbed: And now this. (new window)

Must suck to be hated more than LeBron.


Well, to be fair, at least now that he's become Fark fodder for his attempted marriage to The Most Vapid AW In The World (TM), I can now say I've heard of him. Which I couldn't before. He's got that going for him, I guess....
 
2011-12-22 02:06:19 PM
Funbags: I can't hate the guy too much after this profound thought (new window)

lol, Now I feel bad for laughing at the boos. He's awesome.
 
2011-12-22 02:06:33 PM
In retaliation of the Daily Mail's report, the New York Times sent a reporter to England to complain about Liverpool supporters booing Peter Crouch.
 
2011-12-22 02:07:01 PM
What a no win situation for him. He could have just farked her then dumped her, but I'd bet she'd go screaming about what a scumbag he was.
 
2011-12-22 02:17:18 PM
Twice Banned: I farked up alot when I was 25. It's the time to be a dumbass. Hell, what 25 y/o isn't?

I can't even fathom what it would be like to have a nation analyze my mistakes.


I'd agree with you if he wasn't the dumbass who agreed to go through with putting his marriage and aftermath on a reality show. He made some money from it and thought he would become a bigger name because of it. Now it's blowing up in his face and obviously affecting his career.

If he didn't go through this soap opera, I think he gets his long term deal. This is the same offseason that Kwame Brown got 7m for one year, DeAndre Jordan got over 40m for 4 years, and Tyson Chandler got almost 60m for 4 years.
 
2011-12-22 02:32:44 PM
T.rex: In 6 months time, this guy will be He already is thanking his lucky stars that its over.

Fixed. What a selfish biatch. Kris would have gotten full credit had he figured it out before he got married, but he got the idea with enough time left in his life to figure it out.
 
2011-12-22 02:39:18 PM
Why does this author keep stressing the point that the Nets lost a preseason game. Who gives a fark?
 
2011-12-22 02:50:32 PM
if he didn't score with KK then something is wrong.
 
2011-12-22 02:57:33 PM
Brook Lopez broke his foot.
 
2011-12-22 03:08:56 PM
soakitincider: if he didn't score with KK then something is wrong.

I think subby is ignorant of the details of their relationship. I'm confident he scored plenty both before and after their wedding.
 
2011-12-22 03:37:17 PM
I swear, every time I see him, it reminds me of the Sunny episode "Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person".
 
2011-12-22 03:43:29 PM
Someone released a picture from the Kardashian christams card it is an epic WTF. Looks like a vodka ad.
 
2011-12-22 04:54:17 PM
Shakes999: If Humphries ends up crumbling, this wouldn't be a tragedy if he weren't a genuinely good basketball player. But it might not be a tragedy at all, because no one can say he didn't bring it all on himself in a quixotic grab at riches, crossover fame, and dirty dirty sex.

Holy f*cking sh*t, that's awful writing.
 
2011-12-22 04:59:27 PM
For $8 million and having a chance with that chick, I'd gladly get booed for a year straight nonstop.
 
2011-12-22 05:57:41 PM
HamSlammer: For $8 million and having a chance with that chick, I'd gladly get booed for a year straight nonstop.

DAT ASS would just be a bonus, but with 8 million you could have many DAT ASSES who just aren't as famous/infamous
 
2011-12-22 06:50:52 PM
Personally, I think Kim divorced him because he wasn't even bush league in the bedroom.
 
2011-12-22 07:07:27 PM
He got to bang KK and just signed a contract guaranteeing him more money than any of us will make in our lifetime. Yeah, his life is soooooooooooooooooooooo horrible.
 
2011-12-22 07:13:16 PM
Hi I'm Lauren: Funbags: I can't hate the guy too much after this profound thought (new window)

I see her extremely red lips moving, so why is her voice straining out of her nostrils? Does she always sound like that?


Alas, yes. I can't even watch this show for mocking purposes because after about thirty seconds I want to put an ice pick through my eardrums.
 
2011-12-22 07:38:57 PM
Funbags: I can't hate the guy too much after this profound thought (new window)

Kris is a dumbass, but he's not dumb. He's a little too frank. If he really cared about her, he would have never said it like that. Kim Kardashian has no concept of anyone except herself, though. To Kim, Kris was just an accessory. I can't see her never telling Reggie the shiat he told Kris, though.

So I take back a little bit of what I said a while ago about Kris being an asshole for talking shiat about Kim, to Kim's face. It was assholean, but hearing Kim's 'side' of it, she dished it out; Kris was dishing it back. He still needs to learn to curb it a little; but Kim needs to grow.

What was interesting: Kris' respect for Khloe. And he didn't say it like Khloe had become a housewife and given up her independence for her man. He said 'Khloe's slowed down' in the same way one would say 'Khloe grew up'.

/reminds me of Khloe telling Scott off with 'My husband works, what do you do?'
//Khloe remains the best of the Kardashian sisters
///Is she really Bruce Jenner's kid?
 
2011-12-22 07:45:15 PM
groppet: Someone released a picture from the Kardashian christams card it is an epic WTF. Looks like a vodka ad.

The one where it's rumored Kris was photoshopped out of the chair, Kendall's (?) legs were elongated preposterously, and Kim and Kourtney's heads were switched? How does Lamar (and Robert) put up with that shiat?

Still Mama Kris must have something going on upstairs. She's succeeded in pimping out her children where others (*cough*dinamichaellohan*cough*) have failed.
 
2011-12-23 08:47:15 PM
Harry_Seldon: Personally, I think Kim divorced him because he wasn't even bush league in the bedroom.


Eye Si wat u did dere.
 
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