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(Daily Mail) Scary Lesbian vampire killer set to walk free after 20 years. Doesn't know about Twilight yet   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 44
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2011-12-22 09:23:22 AM
Is this a Lesbian who kills vampires like Eliza Dushku on Buffy cause that's hot. Or is it a Lesbian vampire that kills like that redhead on True Blood, cause that's hot.
 
2011-12-22 09:45:13 AM
Lady vampires should know that blood is very fattening and that it'd go straight to their thighs.
 
2011-12-22 09:58:54 AM
NuttierThanEver: Is this a Lesbian who kills vampires like Eliza Dushku on Buffy cause that's hot

I thought Allyson Hannigan was the lesbian who killed vampires on that show.
/never really watched the show but knew of it
//if both were lesbian vampire killers then I'll get the box set
 
2011-12-22 10:06:00 AM
Wait, she kills vampires? Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplea seohpleaseohplease let her kill off everything involved in Twilight. Twilight Moms too, if need be.
 
2011-12-22 10:47:51 AM
What's the government doing? Noothin'! It's a fookin' disgrace!
 
2011-12-22 10:49:58 AM
It was just the one time and she was experimenting.

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2011-12-22 11:02:25 AM
NuttierThanEver: Is this a Lesbian who kills vampires like Eliza Dushku on Buffy cause that's hot. Or is it a Lesbian vampire that kills like that redhead on True Blood, cause that's hot.

Or is it a killer of Lesbian vampires, because that would make me sad.
 
2011-12-22 11:05:17 AM
"If you're interested in getting this cow caught, you can give me a call"

symonsez.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-12-22 11:05:20 AM
she must have loved prison.

well, at least for one week a month.
 
2011-12-22 11:06:01 AM
Oops, wrong thread. Wait, it sorta works.
 
2011-12-22 11:07:35 AM
ecx.images-amazon.com
Actually, a pretty funny movie.
 
2011-12-22 11:07:41 AM
c2.api.ning.com

Great now I am distracted
 
2011-12-22 11:07:53 AM
Orgasmatron138: NuttierThanEver: Is this a Lesbian who kills vampires like Eliza Dushku on Buffy cause that's hot. Or is it a Lesbian vampire that kills like that redhead on True Blood, cause that's hot.

Or is it a killer of Lesbian vampires, because that would make me sad.


agreed
 
2011-12-22 11:11:47 AM
Four women killing a social worker with that much violence? Why does this sound like a scene out of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo?
 
2011-12-22 11:14:20 AM
She was on Deadly Women.
 
2011-12-22 11:14:39 AM
"According to evidence compiled by police 47-year-old Edward Baldock was walking home in Brisbane after a night out drinking with friends when he was offered a lift by Wigginton, her lesbian lover Lisa Ptachinski, and two other women."

Ed should have been more careful walking home from the pub.

www.brutalashell.com
 
2011-12-22 11:18:53 AM
Shouldn't it be lesbian, vampire, killer? She made the guy just like Nearly Headless Nick and DRANK his blood. Vampire killers kill vampires, not kill people and drink their blood.
 
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2011-12-22 11:21:14 AM
buffay, the vampire layer
 
2011-12-22 11:23:14 AM
Shoot, that reminds me. I should go mention Vampiros Lesbos in the cult film thread.
 
2011-12-22 11:26:22 AM
I hear that lesbian vampires are only active about once a month.
 
2011-12-22 11:29:29 AM
And I see Harry Potter, Buffy, and Friends has already been referenced. Good job.
 
2011-12-22 11:29:38 AM
Um. FTFA:

Her previous application last year had been denied, despite her lawyer's argument that she would not be able to harm anyone if released because she suffered fro a debilitating back condition, a knee injury and require crutches to remain mobile.

If that is the only reason that she doesn't pose a danger, I don't want her out on the streets - especially considering that last time she had a gang of other people doing this with her.
 
2011-12-22 11:30:29 AM
Farking farker fark, too late.
 
2011-12-22 11:40:07 AM
Mugato: NuttierThanEver: Is this a Lesbian who kills vampires like Eliza Dushku on Buffy cause that's hot

I thought Allyson Hannigan was the lesbian who killed vampires on that show.
/never really watched the show but knew of it
//if both were lesbian vampire killers then I'll get the box set


Heh-heh-heh. You said "box." Huh-huh-huh.
 
2011-12-22 11:40:23 AM
What about lesbian killing, vampires?

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2011-12-22 11:42:12 AM
She is safe. She got all that crazy out of her years ago.

/// Be safe.
 
2011-12-22 11:54:12 AM
bucket_pup: She is safe. She got all that crazy out of her years ago.

/// Be safe.


That kind of crazy doesn't wash off. Just ask MacBeth about his crazy-assed wife. "Out out damned spot" indeed.
 
2011-12-22 12:02:29 PM
Really now,there's a much better way for women to suck the life essence from a man.
 
2011-12-22 12:02:52 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

/hot
 
2011-12-22 12:04:10 PM
No lesbian kiss pic of Sarah Michelle Gellar in "Cruel Intentions"?

/shuffles off, disappointed
 
2011-12-22 12:08:41 PM
www.geekstir.com
 
2011-12-22 12:24:30 PM
blondski: Deadly

I saw that episode not too long ago. I refer to that show as "Don't Sire Girls EVER".

Anyhow, what is up with the FBI criminal profiler woman on that show? She's like the John Madden of criminal commentary with diatribe along the lines of "Poison kills people by killing them" and "If someone stabs their parents to death without any remorse, that means to me that person has little regard for human life and needs to be locked up." Ya think?
 
2011-12-22 12:27:36 PM
Hawnkee: [www.geekstir.com image 632x422]

Every time I see that picture I want Wes to kill him, and then watch her freak out as he stoicly declares. "I've saved you." Then he vanishes from the scene, leaving her speachless. Eventually, she'll commit suicide over her lost love sharing the lesson with this entire generation that "It all turns out well in the end."
 
2011-12-22 12:33:33 PM
hillary: Four women killing a social worker with that much violence? Why does this sound like a scene out of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo?

I am soooo sick of hearing about that stupid looking movie.
 
2011-12-22 12:53:29 PM
A thread about Lesbian vampires has been on the main page for two hours and only one pic besides a cartoon posted of hot lesbian vampires.

pauses for effect

FARK do I even know you anymore?
 
2011-12-22 12:54:35 PM
anythinghorror.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-12-22 01:21:11 PM
Well, evidently blood doesn't help with chronic acne...
 
2011-12-22 01:40:05 PM
hitlersbrain: hillary: Four women killing a social worker with that much violence? Why does this sound like a scene out of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo?

I am soooo sick of hearing about that stupid looking movie.


The Euro version was fantastic. I'm still trying to figure out why American audiences demand that a version be made for them because they are too f**king lazy to read subtitles. I have no intention of seeing the American version.

American version of Shameless? Yeah, the suck just keeps on coming. Ditto with Let The Right One In.
 
2011-12-22 02:19:12 PM
blondski: She was on Deadly Women.

This. Only reason I've even heard of her.
 
2011-12-22 02:21:54 PM
hillary: Let The Right One In.

That movie was great. Especially the final pool scene, when you only see what's going on under the water.
 
2011-12-22 06:17:14 PM
NuttierThanEver: A thread about Lesbian vampires has been on the main page for two hours and only one pic besides a cartoon posted of hot lesbian vampires.

pauses for effect

FARK do I even know you anymore?


Ok.

Embrace of the Vampire with Alyssa Milano NSFW

Monica Bellucci, Dracula NSFW
 
2011-12-23 10:23:07 AM
www.nypost.com

what a homosexual vampire may look like.
 
2011-12-23 10:42:09 AM
go on........
 
2011-12-23 10:52:52 AM
gravebayne2: [www.nypost.com image 450x357]

what a homosexual vampire may look like.


See also:

www.scifiscoop.com
 
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