Nip/Tuck did it.

You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand cocaine.

Came to mention Nip/Tuck, but marfara beat me to it. So, screw it. I'm not gunna post at all.

/oh, shiat.

I just traveled from Amsterdam to CT for the holidays, and man if they don't ask a lot of questions now. Of course, I'm a late 20s white male traveling alone with two suitcases, so I do fit the profile for "likes to smuggle animals in his pants" type of guy. Of course gin, chocolate and stroop waffels have less resale value, but are far more delicious.

Pfeew. Now Rome is cocaine free. That was a close one. Also, this wasn't the TSA.

I'm imagining doing cocaine through a nipple and it doesn't seem all that great...

yep. They're crafty.

I like that the "full body scanners" we have to have in America weren't even needed for this.

Also, subby fail blah blah blah.. TSA = America. This was in Rome.

so your headline gets no points.

And now a list of all the terrorists and bombs located by the TSA in the last decade:

I got my honey on the Amtrack with the crack in the crack of her ass and two pounds of hash in the stash.

I wait for hun to make some quick cash

oh and it's nice this thread will start on topic before probably degrading into a LBGDJ AW festival.

+/- on posts before wishlist shows up?

Has anyone mentioned yet how it wasn't the TSA?

TheHumanCannonball: I just traveled from Amsterdam to CT for the holidays, and man if they don't ask a lot of questions now. Of course, I'm a late 20s white male traveling alone with two suitcases, so I do fit the profile for "likes to smuggle animals in his pants" type of guy. Of course gin, chocolate and stroop waffels have less resale value, but are far more delicious.

Depends on the animal.

Li52jw: Has anyone mentioned yet how it wasn't the TSA?

A few people, previous to your comment.

Wasn't the TSA.
/Thought I should mention that

Drugs aren't really useful in hijack attempts. You really need something more shooty or stabby.

The discovery was made when two female investigators conducted a strip search.

Hawt. I think I have that movie.

Question, though: did she have the implants outside the body like padding? I don't see how they could tell if they were actually implanted, except maybe with an X-ray.

/or deep, firm massage
//with hot oil

I'm just glad we have won the global war on drugs. Yea!

She's gone from suck, to blow!

/oblig...

Shakespeare's Monkey: So how much blowing could I get in the US with from a stank ho like this? This could be the start of a beautiful relationship.

FTFY

/cheaper

Gunny Walker: This story can't be right. How do you see a breast implant during a strip search?

It's Italy, dude. Women think men are aggressive on this continent, they ain't seen nothin'.

It's Italy. Europe. Socialized medicine. There's a plastic surgeon at every airport. The strip search includes a free complete physical and complimentary check of all implants.

So, the TSA were not involved? 'Cause I thought they were involved. But I guess they weren't involved.

Gunny Walker: This story can't be right. How do you see a breast implant during a strip search?

gerbilpox: Question, though: did she have the implants outside the body like padding? I don't see how they could tell if they were actually implanted, except maybe with an X-ray.

i'm betting the "author" of this article decided to be a little risque on his way to a Pulitzer and it really was like external padding, like the toddler in tiara thing.

I have heard of snorting blow off of strippers tits...not snorting blow out of strippers tits.

/yeah!! Something new to try!!

Smiths: i'm betting the "author" of this article decided to be a little risque on his way to a Pulitzer and it really was like external padding, like the toddler in tiara thing.

I'm not sure that internal implants would be impractical. Particularly if you were comped the surgical expenses. If the mexican cartels could set up a private cell phone system largely with kidnapped labor, this should be workable.

Glad the T$A is making u$ $afer!!

Now we have proof that the TSA employs mostly pervs....if they didn't spend so much time checking out tits and ass, the drug war would be lost!!!!

MiamiChef: I have heard of snorting blow off of strippers tits...not snorting blow out of strippers tits.

/yeah!! Something new to try!!

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

AverageAmericanGuy: Drugs aren't really useful in hijack attempts. You really need something more shooty or stabby.

Unless the pilot really likes to do blow.

Crack Cocaine Trifecta in Play....


In case you don't recall...yesterday there was a story of the man who snorted the crack hidden in his Brother's ass crack in the back of the patrol car...now we have a model with cocaine hidden in her backside which could really only indicate her ass to me.........

The discovery was made when two female investigators conducted a strip search.


hhhhhhhhhhhow?

I was pretty sure strip searches stopped at the skin. These were implants.

Words mean things...

Was she a great big fat person?

Can I do line of your tits?

How is that the TSA's business?

It's not a threat to an airplane.

it COULD have been explosives, and they COULD have killed a few people. this is why we need a full x-ray and body cavity search everytime we fly.

What the headline made me think

Yay! Situation secured! Now she won't be able to hijack the plane with her, um...

TheHumanCannonball: I just traveled from Amsterdam to CT for the holidays, and man if they don't ask a lot of questions now. Of course, I'm a late 20s white male traveling alone with two suitcases, so I do fit the profile for "likes to smuggle animals in his pants" type of guy. Of course gin, chocolate and stroop waffels have less resale value, but are far more delicious.

When I had long hair (shoulder length) I got stopped and searched several times in airports I guess I fit the "druggie trying to get his stash in country" profile. Truth is I I was smuggling unpasteurized cheese in from The Netherlands.

/that's right, I'm a bad-ass

I had a girlfriend who was rather large. Mates would ask me, after the fact, why we broke up.

I always said it was because I thought she was a junkie - she always had at least two pounds of crack in her pants.

Was it Nicki Minaj?




/breast & buttock implants FTL

Seems a bit extreme/desperate/ridiculous for just over a pound of coke.