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Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 12:08:09 AM
OMG...I'm laughing so hard that I can hardly breathe!
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 12:25:16 AM
Bathia_Mapes: OMG...I'm laughing so hard that I can hardly breathe!

Ok that was funny
 
eddyatwork
2011-12-22 12:45:08 AM
I always wondered how animals took being teased like that. Now I know.
 
Staffist [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 01:29:22 AM
Bathia_Mapes: OMG...I'm laughing so hard that I can hardly breathe!

The guys laughing in the background sealed it for me, too.
 
DeadMouseTails
2011-12-22 01:37:16 AM
That was pretty damn funny. Thanks subby. For some reason I never thought frogs had teeth. Just never really thought about it.
 
Modguy [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 01:46:59 AM
Here was my immediate thoughts: "Oh wow, a silly remake of that lizard video. Heh, frog farked up at the same part, better reset that Mr. Hu-HAHAHAHA, the frog doesn't like your difficulty curve."
 
PvtHike [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 01:48:17 AM
At first I was like "The lizard was better at this." Now, the frog wins.
 
Misconduc
2011-12-22 01:49:19 AM
fa lalala lala boned!
 
rooftop235
2011-12-22 01:51:56 AM
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TV's Vinnie
2011-12-22 01:58:29 AM
Most recent 18 links not approved (last 90 days):
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2011-12-21 I used to laugh at videos like this... then I took a bullfrog in the thumb (0)
 
Kittypie070
2011-12-22 01:58:33 AM
SIC 'IM FRAWG

damn humans :D
 
SundaesChild
2011-12-22 03:16:26 AM
That frog was hopping mad.
 
ThisNameSux
2011-12-22 03:23:49 AM
DeadMouseTails: For some reason I never thought frogs had teeth.

That's no ordinary frog, that's an African bullfrog. Those mean bastards eat anything they can fit in their mouth. The funniest thing is that it appears to keep looking to its owner like "why you farking with me?"
 
gopher321
2011-12-22 03:35:47 AM
Frog's thoughts: "Look punk, I'm either leaving with some ants, or your thumb."
 
Uchiha_Cycliste
2011-12-22 03:44:57 AM
That was so awesome.

(And tomorrow it will be a gif on animals being dicks )
 
Uchiha_Cycliste
2011-12-22 03:46:20 AM
seanwlambert: TV's Vinnie: Most recent 18 links not approved (last 90 days):
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2011-12-21 I used to laugh at videos like this... then I took a bullfrog in the thumb (0)

I'm glad you didn't get approved. NEVER PUT THE PUNCHLINE IN THE TITLE.


/NEVER
//NEVER EVER
///NOT EVEN ONCE

Yeah, this headline was much, much better.
 
RoyBatty
2011-12-22 04:29:00 AM
As a ugly kid, I used to make frogs give me head.
 
Uchiha_Cycliste
2011-12-22 04:35:10 AM
RoyBatty: As a ugly kid, I used to make frogs give me head.

you cheeky monkey
 
eeizbee
2011-12-22 04:36:30 AM
Frog was in the zone
 
buckler [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 04:48:19 AM
DeadMouseTails: That was pretty damn funny. Thanks subby. For some reason I never thought frogs had teeth. Just never really thought about it.

More of a serrated bony ridge rather than "teeth", but it works, as this guy found out. He's lucky it was just a little one; those mofos can get to be the size of a dinner plate and weigh as much as four and a half pounds. That was funny as hell, though...once that feeding reflex kicks in, the frog isn't looking to distinguish between targets, just for ones that are moving
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 05:02:40 AM
RoyBatty: As a ugly kid, I used to make frogs give me head.

Frogs gave you herpes?

Is that the excuse you're going with?
 
buckler [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 05:27:59 AM
Bathia_Mapes: RoyBatty: As a ugly kid, I used to make frogs give me head.

Frogs gave you herpes?

Is that the excuse you're going with?

I think he's admitting he's a chimpanzee. (new window)
 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 06:00:52 AM
That was awesome!
 
DeathByGeekSquad
2011-12-22 06:13:09 AM
TV's Vinnie: Most recent 18 links not approved (last 90 days):
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Get out of here with your stupid play on a bad meme.
 
envirovore
2011-12-22 06:36:02 AM
DeathByGeekSquad: TV's Vinnie: Most recent 18 links not approved (last 90 days):
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Get out of here with your stupid play on a bad meme.

Agreed. The 'took an arrow...' forced meme is already as old and tiresome as Chuck Norris jokes.

/lol'd at the video.
 
timharrod [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 07:42:16 AM
i138.photobucket.com
 
nyseattitude
2011-12-22 08:14:11 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: That was so awesome.

(And tomorrow it will be a gif on animals being dicks )

Thanks for that link. I LOL'd at so many of them. Good way to start the day.
 
staypuft242
2011-12-22 08:25:21 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: That was so awesome.

(And tomorrow it will be a gif on animals being dicks )

+1 jackass, follow-up video about me farking with you in your sleep. Very entertaining!
 
Smiths
2011-12-22 09:05:35 AM
envirovore: Agreed. The 'took an arrow...' forced meme is already as old and tiresome as Chuck Norris jokes.

but see... the internet is full of nerds playing Skyrim so they LOL. so it has to continue!
 
Smiths
2011-12-22 09:12:37 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: That was so awesome.

(And tomorrow it will be a gif on animals being dicks )

welp... there goes my productivity

/fun site
 
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf
2011-12-22 09:48:44 AM
I see in the title where they call it a frickan' bullfrog, but what kind of bullfrog is it?
 
HairBolus
2011-12-22 09:56:52 AM
ThisNameSux: African bullfrog. Those mean bastards eat anything they can fit in their mouth.

All frogs will eat anything that moves and fits in their mouth, though people only tend to get excited about this when a large frog such a a bullfrog eats a mouse or a bird.

// I had a small African clawed frog in an aquarium that ate the eyeballs off a goggle-eyed goldfish.

www.goisagi.com

// Fish shouldn't have moved its eyes.
 
jaggspb
2011-12-22 10:11:14 AM
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I see in the title where they call it a frickan' bullfrog, but what kind of bullfrog is it?

www.cotygonzales.com
 
abrannan
2011-12-22 10:26:52 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: That was so awesome.

(And tomorrow it will be a gif on animals being dicks )

Well, yesterday it was on Senor GIF, so it's only a matter of time:

http://senorgif.memebase.com/2011/12/21/funny-gifs-frog-plays-ant-cru s her/#comments
 
vinnydoz007
2011-12-22 12:56:14 PM
wow i totally did not see that coming. I almost just spit all over my keyboard. Awesome.
 
Gig103 [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 01:06:08 PM
Uchiha_Cycliste: seanwlambert: TV's Vinnie: Most recent 18 links not approved (last 90 days):
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2011-12-21 I used to laugh at videos like this... then I took a bullfrog in the thumb (0)

I'm glad you didn't get approved. NEVER PUT THE PUNCHLINE IN THE TITLE.


/NEVER
//NEVER EVER
///NOT EVEN ONCE

Yeah, this headline was much, much better.

Woo, thanks! :-)

/subby
 
whatshisname
2011-12-22 01:35:37 PM
I used to have one of those. About 3x the size of the one in the video. It ate mice.
I never got my fingers anywhere near its mouth.
 
sheep_shagger
2011-12-22 02:10:46 PM
So people who play games on their phone are on the same intellectual level as reptiles and amphibians, right? Yeah, that sounds right.

/ Good luck with the thumb re-attachment surgery.
 
OBBN [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 02:23:12 PM
Thanks subby, made me snort so loudly that Gunner the Great Dane™ is looking at me like I am crazy.
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 02:31:19 PM
buckler: Bathia_Mapes: RoyBatty: As a ugly kid, I used to make frogs give me head.

Frogs gave you herpes?

Is that the excuse you're going with?

I think he's admitting he's a chimpanzee. (new window)

Oh, god, I completely forgot about that video. Poor froggy...ribbit means ribbit!
 
SharkTrager
2011-12-22 02:57:30 PM
TV's Vinnie: Most recent 18 links not approved (last 90 days):
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Your headline was bad and you should feel bad.
 
Falcon Hunter
2011-12-22 04:15:08 PM
TV's Vinnie: Most recent 18 links not approved (last 90 days):
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2011-12-21 I used to laugh at videos like this... then I took a bullfrog in the thumb (0)

It wasn't greenlit because it wasn't funny.
Posting in the green thread with the funnier (and superior) headline just makes you an idiot.
 
coldones
2011-12-22 04:15:24 PM
whatshisname: I used to have one of those. About 3x the size of the one in the video. It ate mice.
I never got my fingers anywhere near its mouth.

I had two of them named Chet and Norm. One time they went after the same baby pinky mouse which resulted in a tug-o-war. The last thing I saw of the pinky mouse was a red dot disappearing in their mouths after they tore it in two. As you may imagine, it was totally awesome.
 
tota1pkg
2011-12-22 09:04:41 PM
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vossiewulf [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 10:00:06 PM
TV's Vinnie: Most recent 18 links not approved (last 90 days):

1) No one cares.
2) No comments means no one in TF found it funny. So no, it's not funny.
3) No one cares.

Gig103: /subby

Only your close friends (maybe) care. But congrats.

/has zillions of redlightts
/who cares, spin the wheel, play the game
 
UncleStumpy
2011-12-23 03:18:42 AM
the ending scared the crap out of me..
 
lohphat [TotalFark]
2011-12-23 05:29:17 PM
rooftop235: [encrypted-tbn1.google.com image 181x279][encrypted-tbn1.google.com image 181x279][encrypted-tbn2.google.com image 225x225]

Holy merde, I used to work in the building next to that thing.

As you'd walk out the hallway towards the exit you only see the base of it from the side. It looks like a big-ol' stiffy.
 
lohphat [TotalFark]
2011-12-23 05:33:22 PM
rooftop235: [encrypted-tbn1.google.com image 181x279][encrypted-tbn1.google.com image 181x279][encrypted-tbn2.google.com image 225x225]

Here's the "appendage" from Google Earth
 
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