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(NPR)   Presenting the latest in amazing phone technology: The Hall & Oates Hotline   (npr.org ) divider line
    More: Silly, Hall & Oates, hotline, Spotify, game call  
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1719 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 22 Dec 2011 at 1:41 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2011-12-22 12:28:59 AM  
Back in my day, it was the Garfunkel hotline!
 
2011-12-22 01:47:45 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Back in my day, it was the Garfunkel hotline!


Excuse me, sir, but my Frisbee landed on your lawn. May I please retrieve it?
 
2011-12-22 01:52:08 AM  
I'm wearing terry cloth shorts right now.
 
2011-12-22 01:55:28 AM  
In 1985 they could have charged $2.99 a minute.
 
2011-12-22 02:16:47 AM  
Had to call and listen. I lol'ed.


/love's 80's music
 
2011-12-22 02:27:11 AM  
This is on my list, of the worst things in life.
 
2011-12-22 02:46:13 AM  
I can't go for that. Whup, oh no, I can't go for that.
 
2011-12-22 03:43:39 AM  
No, I said a GARFUNKEL and Oates hotline!

i.huffpost.com

/"For all the times I go fishing!" (new window)
 
2011-12-22 07:25:12 AM  
They Might Be Giants did it... Dial-A-Song
 
2011-12-22 08:20:44 AM  
Somebody's been listening to 'All Things Considered' again. They did this story last night
 
2011-12-22 08:28:36 AM  

Grables'Daughter: FirstNationalBastard: Back in my day, it was the Garfunkel hotline!

Excuse me, sir, but my Frisbee landed on your lawn. May I please retrieve it?


Whoa, there she comes!

Watch out boys, she'll chew you up!
 
2011-12-22 08:37:52 AM  
Lol, that was hilariously bad. Put a big smile on my face early in the morning, so I guess that's something.
 
2011-12-22 08:45:20 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Grables'Daughter: FirstNationalBastard: Back in my day, it was the Garfunkel hotline!

Excuse me, sir, but my Frisbee landed on your lawn. May I please retrieve it?

Whoa, there she comes!

Watch out boys, she'll chew you up!


EXCELLENT!

/Hey little girl, you can come play on my lawn (heh, heh, heh0
 
2011-12-22 09:24:51 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-22 09:39:44 AM  
"Hall and I will not sit idly by while you California vagina sailors stab the American airwaves in the balls with your shiat music"
- John Oates

/get yer dick outta yer heart!
 
2011-12-22 10:11:36 AM  

fish500: "Hall and I will not sit idly by while you California vagina sailors stab the American airwaves in the balls with your shiat music"
- John Oates

/get yer dick outta yer heart!


Damn. I was hoping I wasn't too late for a Yacht Rock reference.
 
2011-12-22 11:18:54 AM  
DISCO MOTHERFARKER!
 
2011-12-22 11:36:32 AM  
Okay, so I called the line.

Why, exactly, does this service exist?
 
2011-12-22 11:54:38 AM  

Grables'Daughter: Okay, so I called the line.

Why, exactly, does this service exist?


Boredom?
 
2011-12-22 11:56:33 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Grables'Daughter: Okay, so I called the line.

Why, exactly, does this service exist?

Boredom?


Sure... I guess that answer works...
 
2011-12-22 12:28:21 PM  

Rustybumperjack: I'm wearing terry cloth shorts right now.


You sound comfortable.
 
2011-12-23 10:14:33 AM  

Grables'Daughter: Okay, so I called the line.

Why, exactly, does this service exist?


Because there has to be a safe alternative to phone sex.
 
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