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(The Hollywood Reporter) Sick Rihanna throws up during concert. I hope that fan in the front row had an umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 57
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2011-12-21 10:02:48 PM
Her monitor must have been on. Good lord, that poor woman can't sing.

Plus, insert obligatory five-head reference here.
 
2011-12-21 10:19:50 PM
Well, at least the vocal track they were playing kept going. Can't stop the beat just cuz the lipsyncer couldn't handle her pills!
 
2011-12-21 10:40:13 PM
I would totally beat her face if she did that.
 
2011-12-21 10:51:06 PM
Roger Waters impressed, Gene Simmons not so much
 
2011-12-21 11:06:17 PM
Your stomach's in dyspepsia
It's stomach acid in the light
Dyspepsia am I hurling you tonight
Dyspepsia it's what you used to bite
 
2011-12-22 12:17:33 AM
Wrong_Intentions: Roger Waters impressed, Gene Simmons not so much

GG Allin, though dead, definitely not impressed
 
2011-12-22 05:12:13 AM
Jamdug!: I would totally beat her face if she did that.

I'm beating something right now just thinking about that woman.
 
2011-12-22 05:13:29 AM
Jimmy thew up once, but that didn't stop him from releasing new albums
 
2011-12-22 05:32:31 AM
The Who did it!

We were the first band to vomit in the bar,
And find the distance to the stage too far,
 
2011-12-22 05:32:41 AM
What, no video? I am disappoint.

Is it Rihanna that does that god-awful song about shooting somebody in grand central station. Good lord that's hilariously bad.
 
2011-12-22 05:40:57 AM
DblDad: Her monitor must have been on. Good lord, that poor woman can't sing.

Yes, she can. Listen to her vocalizations on Jay-Z's "Run This Town" and get back to me.
 
2011-12-22 05:48:44 AM
and the stomach full of jizz urban legend is renewed for another 50 years.
 
2011-12-22 05:49:21 AM
SnakeMan: DblDad: Her monitor must have been on. Good lord, that poor woman can't sing.

Yes, she can. Listen to her vocalizations on Jay-Z's "Run This Town" and get back to me.


Nonsense. Number of #1 is directly proportional to the quality of voice.
/Since 1974.
//It's a scientific fact
 
2011-12-22 05:49:47 AM
*Watches video*

Ok, getting back to you: Reedy, nasal, emotionless.
 
2011-12-22 05:59:08 AM
LewDux: SnakeMan: DblDad: Her monitor must have been on. Good lord, that poor woman can't sing.

Yes, she can. Listen to her vocalizations on Jay-Z's "Run This Town" and get back to me.

Nonsense. Number of #1 is directly proportional to the quality of voice.
/Since 1974.
//It's a scientific fact


Absolutely

oi39.tinypic.com
 
2011-12-22 06:01:07 AM
Truth: her tour lead guitarist is better than your favorite guitarist.
 
2011-12-22 06:24:53 AM
And I thought the front row was nasty at a Gallahger show.
 
2011-12-22 06:46:44 AM
Maybe now people will give Fergie a break.
 
2011-12-22 07:22:27 AM
Apparently at the UK shows she was drunk as a skunk for half of it, then must have railed up or something because there was a sudden improvement. My friends that went were pretty disappointed, the tickets weren't cheap!!
 
2011-12-22 07:43:26 AM
Dat nose.
 
2011-12-22 08:06:56 AM
duckpoopy: Dat nose.

Now that you mentioned..
static.poponthepop.commrsgrapevine.com

way too wide
 
2011-12-22 08:11:40 AM
She's so hot. Except when she's dressed up as an alien moth, like the image above.
 
2011-12-22 08:14:02 AM
delau: My friends that went were pretty disappointed, the tickets weren't cheap!!

The old addage about a fool and a money is pretty spot on for people who pay to go to Rihanna concerts...
 
2011-12-22 08:15:02 AM
lilplatinum: delau: My friends that went were pretty disappointed, the tickets weren't cheap!!

The old addage about a fool and a money is pretty spot on for people who pay to go to Rihanna concerts...


Personal experience?
 
2011-12-22 08:39:12 AM
LewDux: lilplatinum: delau: My friends that went were pretty disappointed, the tickets weren't cheap!!

The old addage about a fool and a money is pretty spot on for people who pay to go to Rihanna concerts...

Personal experience?


No, I limit my regretfully wasteful expenditures of cash to hookers and blow.
 
2011-12-22 08:41:55 AM
lilplatinum: LewDux: lilplatinum: delau: My friends that went were pretty disappointed, the tickets weren't cheap!!

The old addage about a fool and a money is pretty spot on for people who pay to go to Rihanna concerts...

Personal experience?

No, I limit my regretfully wasteful expenditures of cash to hookers and blow.


How does THAT invalidate the question?
 
2011-12-22 08:45:00 AM
Maybe it's a message to her from a higher power.

Her music has been making others sick for a while.

When her music makes her sick........maybe she should just retire.
 
2011-12-22 08:46:45 AM
Rihanna suffers for her art, now it's her fans' turn.
 
2011-12-22 08:52:40 AM
RivenSilver: She's so hot. Except when she's dressed up as an alien moth, like the image above.


She gave Bjork a serious run for her money in the wardrobe department this year. And looked succulent doing it.
 
2011-12-22 08:53:35 AM
Countdown to her saying she's pregnant, 3...2...
 
2011-12-22 09:06:15 AM
This happens at Lady Gaga concerts, too, except it's the audience doing the puking.

Perhaps Rihanna heard there's an opening in GWAR and this is her audition.

Strangely enough, the sound of her vomiting is now at #3 on the Billboard Top 40.
 
2011-12-22 09:06:59 AM
I played a gig with a bucket on top of two milk crates stashed behind the PA column so I could heave when I needed to. That was a long three-set night.

Dashing off stage?

Farking amateurs....
 
2011-12-22 09:07:22 AM
SnakeMan: DblDad: Her monitor must have been on. Good lord, that poor woman can't sing.

Yes, she can. Listen to her vocalizations on Jay-Z's "Run This Town" and get back to me.


I heard her sing live at the Grammy awards in 2010. I stand by his assertion that she cannot sing.
 
2011-12-22 09:11:03 AM
When "Whitney" comes on TV I feel nauseated.
 
2011-12-22 09:20:28 AM
Apos: RivenSilver: She's so hot. Except when she's dressed up as an alien moth, like the image above.


She gave Bjork a serious run for her money in the wardrobe department this year. And looked succulent doing it.


Whole year for outfit she wore 12 years go?
 
2011-12-22 09:21:59 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-22 09:34:28 AM
LewDux: duckpoopy: Dat nose.

Now that you mentioned..
[static.poponthepop.com image 237x645][mrsgrapevine.com image 403x645]

way too wide


When was she on Star Trek?
 
2011-12-22 09:37:19 AM
Umbrella, shiat man you need to scoop all that up bottle it and sell it to the whack a doodle fans. I mean how unique would that vomit be?
 
2011-12-22 09:42:54 AM
DblDad: Her monitor must have been on. Good lord, that poor woman can't sing.

Oh god, I almost spit my drink all over my screen as I imagined the sounds of her retching being auto-tuned!
 
2011-12-22 09:46:26 AM
Rihanna suffers for her art, now it's her fans' turn.

ecx.images-amazon.com

/been there, done that
 
2011-12-22 09:48:08 AM
Slaves2Darkness: Umbrella, shiat man you need to scoop all that up bottle it and sell it to the whack a doodle fans. I mean how unique would that vomit be?

Shhh, don't give Gene ideas
 
2011-12-22 10:14:46 AM
Pffft.....Amateur:

sur-net.com
 
2011-12-22 10:44:59 AM
Jake Havechek: When "Whitney" comes on TV I feel nauseated.

Only the blind or deaf would disagree with this.
 
2011-12-22 10:55:03 AM
LewDux: SnakeMan: DblDad: Her monitor must have been on. Good lord, that poor woman can't sing.

Yes, she can. Listen to her vocalizations on Jay-Z's "Run This Town" and get back to me.

Nonsense. Number of #1 is directly proportional to the quality of voice.
/Since 1974.
//It's a scientific fact


Then Michael Jackson must be one step above a dying hyena dragged across a chalkboard while opening a rusty oil pipe cover!

/another vote for Rihanna's 'dat ass.
 
2011-12-22 10:59:38 AM
So, I'm guessing she threw up...then repeated it exactly 193 times and called it "her new song?"
 
2011-12-22 11:20:56 AM
SnakeMan: DblDad: Her monitor must have been on. Good lord, that poor woman can't sing.

Yes, she can. Listen to her vocalizations on Jay-Z's "Run This Town" and get back to me.


Never seen her in concert, but every live performance (Grammy's, VMA's) I've heard from her was terrible. Nasally, off-key, and attempting to use Whitney Houston/Mariah Carey-like histrionics without the vocal ability to back it up. This leads me to believe she lacking in vocal talent and hires a lot of good producers and audio engineers to make her sound decent. Autotune isn't all robots and T-Pain. It was brought to prominence by making the 90s boy bands sound like they could harmonize.

An example of her live singing:
Link (new window) around the 1:50 mark

Let's face it. If she wasn't gorgeous, we wouldn't even know about her.
 
2011-12-22 11:32:25 AM
Whitney Houston started that "wail like a cat being murdered" for black adult contemporary artists. Annys the shiat out of me when somebody does that in the National Anthem. Mariah Carey sucks as well.
 
2011-12-22 12:05:44 PM
safari joe does it again: SnakeMan: DblDad: Her monitor must have been on. Good lord, that poor woman can't sing.

Yes, she can. Listen to her vocalizations on Jay-Z's "Run This Town" and get back to me.

Never seen her in concert, but every live performance (Grammy's, VMA's) I've heard from her was terrible. Nasally, off-key, and attempting to use Whitney Houston/Mariah Carey-like histrionics without the vocal ability to back it up. This leads me to believe she lacking in vocal talent and hires a lot of good producers and audio engineers to make her sound decent. Autotune isn't all robots and T-Pain. It was brought to prominence by making the 90s boy bands sound like they could harmonize.

An example of her live singing:
Link (new window) around the 1:50 mark

Let's face it. If she wasn't gorgeous, we wouldn't even know about her.


She sounds fine.

Fallout Boy needs to be murdered.
 
2011-12-22 12:51:41 PM
safari joe does it again: SnakeMan: DblDad: Her monitor must have been on. Good lord, that poor woman can't sing.

Yes, she can. Listen to her vocalizations on Jay-Z's "Run This Town" and get back to me.

Never seen her in concert, but every live performance (Grammy's, VMA's) I've heard from her was terrible. Nasally, off-key, and attempting to use Whitney Houston/Mariah Carey-like histrionics without the vocal ability to back it up. This leads me to believe she lacking in vocal talent and hires a lot of good producers and audio engineers to make her sound decent. Autotune isn't all robots and T-Pain. It was brought to prominence by making the 90s boy bands sound like they could harmonize.

An example of her live singing:
Link (new window) around the 1:50 mark

Let's face it. If she wasn't gorgeous, we wouldn't even know about her.


A 2007 performance in a rock band isn't exactly the best example. This is more recent and shows her singing a little more Link (new window)

She isn't the best singer around but there are certainly a lot worse who get away with it (Kesha, Britney Spears). Also her voice is very mid-range so she can't exactly get all of those "pretty" notes of the singers you mention. Also you can't really compare her to Whitney Houston and Mriah Carey because they are two of the best pop music singers of all time as far as skill. Nobody thinks Rihanna is as good as them.
 
2011-12-22 01:40:32 PM
H31N0US: Truth: her tour lead guitarist is better than your favorite guitarist.

So Nuno is still slumming?
 
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