Have a beary wonderful Christmas, everyone!

fta Then Manley "jumped up and spun out of the sleeping bag" completely naked. Manley then ran inside the house and locked himself in the bathroom.

Yeah, like there isn't a farker who can't claim doing the same thing

...anyone else suddenly get images of rupturing spleens, appendexi (appendexis?) and a can of insta-vomit at the thought of taking a shotgun beanbag round near point blank range?

AkaranD: ...anyone else suddenly get images of rupturing spleens, appendexi (appendexis?) and a can of insta-vomit at the thought of taking a shotgun beanbag round near point blank range?

Appendixii

i hope records like this somehow get sent to aliens first.

FUS RO DAH?

FTA A 31-year-old Bozeman Boozeman man was arrested on suspicion of sleeping naked in a Dier Lane garage and then roaring at officers trying to capture him.

sorry, pet peeve

Oh Montana, you so crazy.

Police can't even arrest naked and obviously unarmed people now without using "non-lethal" weapons?

Should have tazed him in the yarbles. Then he'd yodel for sure ;)

This is the kind of thread that makes me long for a "Like" button.

jingks,Police can't even arrest naked and obviously unarmed people now without using "non-lethal" weapons?

As much I can join in on the police hate, can any farkers think of a good way to arrest a naked, crazy acting man without using a 'less lethal' option?

Gyrfalcon: jingks: Police can't even arrest naked and obviously unarmed people now without using "non-lethal" weapons?

Would you rather they'd used a whip and a chair?

Nah, just a chair...with unfortunately spaced slats.

Gyrfalcon,Would you rather they'd used a whip and a chair?

You win this thread.
/It might have worked too.

JudgeMuttonChops: FUS RO DAH?

Came here to say this. I didn't realize the Dovahkiin could be taken down with a beanbag.

jingks: Police can't even arrest naked and obviously unarmed people now without using "non-lethal" weapons?

You are trying too hard.

Gyrfalcon ,Enemabag Jones: jingks,Police can't even arrest naked and obviously unarmed people now without using "non-lethal" weapons?
As much I can join in on the police hate, can any farkers think of a good way to arrest a naked, crazy acting man without using a 'less lethal' option?
They could have been nice to him, asked him courteously to get in the back of the squad car, please; and then when he didn't comply, they could have stood around for 45 minutes while he roared off into the street, got hit by a bus, and then had the pants sued off them by the roaring man's family, the bus driver (for stress-related injury), the bus passengers (for being injured when the bus driver slammed on his brakes), the people in the house (inconvenience, damage to property, other tortious behavior), the rest of the neighbors (ditto, etc.)....
Or, they could have used a less-lethal option. I'd go with the latter, myself.

I am personally incensed they did not try to use the comfy chair first.

Personally I am impressed that the situation was managed in a less-lethal way without having the cops incensed at being disrespected.

In the jungle
the mighty jungle
the crazies roar tonight

Gyrfalcon: Or, they could have used a less-lethal option. I'd go with the latter, myself.

A latter, in the wrong hands, could be quite lethal as well.


/what?

So a naked Dragonborn was shouting Unrelenting Force?

MycroftHolmes: jingks: Police can't even arrest naked and obviously unarmed people now without using "non-lethal" weapons?

You are trying too hard.

Couldn't they have just forcefully arrested him? I'm sure he just didn't stop acting crazy after being shot.

I. AM. NA-KED!!

dun da-dun da da da dun da-dun da da da

There's a man who sleeps in people's garages
Unable to find some better lodgin's
In his sleeping bag
Next to the oil rag
Odds are if you wake him, he'll go apeshiat

Naked... Roaring Man!
Naked... Roaring Man!
He takes one to the beanbags
And he's flailing around in pain.

//dun da-dun da da da dun da-dun da da da

Fark Me To Tears: Is there such a thing as a lethal beanbag?

Yes, actually. When it's fired from a gun. Which is why the term "non-lethal" doesn't apply to this particular weapon. They are called "less than lethal", which is still not quite accurate. Basically, they are "usually not lethal", but certainly can be. If the bag gets just the right spin on it and hits someone in just the right location on the head, it can kill with one shot.

Wow, that's farkin' drunk.

I was going to make a gay joke, butt fark it.

Life's both sweet and sour!

This is the best headline/article combo ever. Seriously. That guy just made my week.

AkaranD: ...anyone else suddenly get images of rupturing spleens, appendexi (appendexis?) and a can of insta-vomit at the thought of taking a shotgun beanbag round near point blank range?

I recalled a Jackass sketch where Johnny Knoxville took a non-lethal beanbag shotgun blast to the gut. Initially it dropped him and left a red welt. 24 later, his entire abdomen was purple.

Those bags are non lethal as in they don't kill you ASAP. They can still fark up your innards

A crazy guy in your house? owner can use a real shotgun to to belly...

Whatever. I've been naked at burning man before too. Never got 'b-bagged' frrom the fuzz for it though.



See you on the playa!

/Wait, what?

I rose,
I roared aloud here
I will, I am

AkaranD: ...anyone else suddenly get images of rupturing spleens, appendexi (appendexis?) and a can of insta-vomit at the thought of taking a shotgun beanbag round near point blank range?

What are you made of, glass? Unless you've got pretty severe hemophilia the worst you're gonna get from a beanbag round to the gut is a nasty bruise. Well, I guess if you were holding something sharp you could be farked, but it'd really be more a result of falling over than the shot itself.

//Not that a bad bruise on the stomach won't be uncomfortable as all hell for a week or two, but that's what you get for breaking into strangers' houses to take a nap.

foo monkey: AkaranD: ...anyone else suddenly get images of rupturing spleens, appendexi (appendexis?) and a can of insta-vomit at the thought of taking a shotgun beanbag round near point blank range?

I recalled a Jackass sketch where Johnny Knoxville took a non-lethal beanbag shotgun blast to the gut. Initially it dropped him and left a red welt. 24 later, his entire abdomen was purple.

Those bags are non lethal as in they don't kill you ASAP. They can still fark up your innards

Again, bruising and farked innards are entirely different levels of injury. Your torso is pretty good at preventing the latter short of a car wreck or something that actually penetrates the abdomen. Albeit your head and your gonads not so much, so a body hit is kind of the desired result of the beanbag thing.