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(Some Guy) Amusing If you are pulled over at 2:30am for driving drunk, the most plausible explanation to give the cops is: A) Your house is only a mile from the bar, B) You really had to go, or C) You were taking the deer in your trunk to the hospital   (democratandchronicle.com) divider line 24
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Le Geno Vert
2011-12-21 10:08:04 PM
I don't know what this guys problem is...

everyone knows that when you're drunk in Greece you go get a Garbage Plate (new window)...

/amateur
 
jimmyego [TotalFark]
2011-12-21 10:12:13 PM
"The deer died en route to the hospital."

Maybe it would have lived if the police had not stopped him, probably killed Bambi's mother.

"It was turned over to the highway department for disposal."

Odd authority to send it too, unless they plan on grinding the deer into some kind of organic asphalt.
 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark]
2011-12-21 11:56:22 PM
His desire to help the deer is a credit to his compassion and humanity.
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-12-22 12:53:49 AM
Prancer!

(╯; ω ;）╯︵ ┻━┻
 
wiredroach [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 12:57:15 AM
What is it about this time of year that prompts such behavior?
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 01:04:04 AM
I guess it's better than telling the cops about the dead hooker in your trunk.
 
TomD9938
2011-12-22 01:08:20 AM
Clearly, "A".
 
BravoEcho
2011-12-22 01:09:37 AM
In Greece you take the deer to the Hospital. Us down in Yates County know dinner when we hit it.

/redneck
//proud
 
Gelatinous
2011-12-22 01:14:48 AM
The guy kinda looks like Lance Bass.
 
Enemabag Jones
2011-12-22 01:17:07 AM
He should have put the deer in the backseat instead..
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 01:19:16 AM
That's what I get for hotlinking.
 
noblehammer16
2011-12-22 01:31:48 AM
first thing I thought of... Link (new window)
 
hugheric
2011-12-22 01:39:27 AM
Hey I got news for ya, that thing in the back of our car isn't an air freshner. It's a dead rotting deer carcass.
 
Rich Cream
2011-12-22 02:06:48 AM
C.

But only if I actually have an injured deer in my trunk. Otherwise it might sound a little derpy.
 
Abner Doon
2011-12-22 02:06:54 AM
Le Geno Vert: I don't know what this guys problem is...

everyone knows that when you're drunk in Greece you go get a Garbage Plate (new window)...

/amateur

Grr, you bastard, now I'm hungry.

/moved away
//miss my garbage plate fix
 
MaritimeGirl
2011-12-22 04:31:12 AM
The highway department in my province deals with roadkill. I believe they just use a special landfill for carcasses.
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 07:59:07 AM
BravoEcho: In Greece you take the deer to the Hospital. Us down in Yates County know dinner when we hit it.

/redneck
//proud

We Mainers are the same way.
 
Stabone33
2011-12-22 08:09:31 AM
Enemabag Jones: He should have put the deer in the backseat instead..

Immediately thought of this as well.

/out
 
Snuffybud
2011-12-22 08:20:49 AM
jimmyego: "The deer died en route to the hospital."

Maybe it would have lived if the police had not stopped him, probably killed Bambi's mother.

"It was turned over to the highway department for disposal."

Odd authority to send it too, unless they plan on grinding the deer into some kind of organic asphalt.

The Highway Department usually deals with roadkill, but I'm willing to bet a deer this freshly dead is gonna end up as venison.

/Snuffybud shakes his head over his new hometown
//live less than a mile from Unity Hospital, drive right by it every day
 
Liliac_Hill
2011-12-22 09:10:31 AM
Oh, so proud of my hometown. How drunk do you have to be to think that this is a good idea?
 
SCUBA_Archer
2011-12-22 09:56:26 AM
I'll take YOU to the vet!
 
internut scholar [TotalFark]
2011-12-22 10:54:58 AM
I wonder if there is even an animal hospital there, or if he planned on taking it to the human hospital. Because that would make this even better.
 
Liliac_Hill
2011-12-22 01:36:54 PM
internut scholar: I wonder if there is even an animal hospital there, or if he planned on taking it to the human hospital. Because that would make this even better.

Nope, Unity is the human hospital. I can't imagine what he thought was going to happen. "Hey, I just hit this deer, it's in my trunk! I need a gurney, STAT!"
 
The Peeka
2011-12-23 10:04:53 AM
Shouldn't he have called for a bambalance?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_habakm5sw
 
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