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(CBC) Fail Tourist decides to go on a hiking trip to the taliban-infested mountains of Afghanistan, with predictable results   (cbc.ca) divider line 154
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2011-12-21 07:01:51 PM
In October, she dropped off her eldest son Colin for what was supposed to be a two-week vacation in Afghanistan.

Just how stupid do you have to be to take a vacation there?
 
2011-12-21 07:17:22 PM
Should have stuck to backpacking in the beautiful mountains of Iran.
 
2011-12-21 07:18:26 PM
Canada has a "huge obligation" when a Canadian citizen is missing in a hostile environment, she added.

I may have a

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2011-12-21 09:20:04 PM
I'm trying to be compassionate and sympathetic here, but it just isn't working.
 
2011-12-21 09:57:13 PM
So your country is bombing these people in a war and you 'vacation' there.

I like the cut of this man's jib.

/this man knows how to sail in a desert/mountainous area with no water
 
2011-12-21 10:14:37 PM
How is it there are so many stupid people who go "hiking" and "vacationing" in hostile countries, including those our country is at war with? I REALLY can't muster sympathy in this case.
 
2011-12-21 10:31:48 PM
A two-week vacation in Afghanistan? I'm thinking that maybe we should just chalk this one up to Darwin and move on.
 
2011-12-21 10:46:45 PM
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2011-12-21 11:17:56 PM
Maybe he thought he could come to an understanding with them.

i36.tinypic.com

/Might not have been such a HOT idea.
 
2011-12-22 12:07:38 AM
As twenty something year old who is traveling as a tourist in Iraq next week I am getting a kick out of these replies.


/.. anyone have some good tips for places to go in Kurdistan??
 
2011-12-22 12:26:24 AM
Dinki: In October, she dropped off her eldest son Colin for what was supposed to be a two-week vacation in Afghanistan.

Just how stupid do you have to be to take a vacation there?


Apparently, Colin-level Stupid.
 
2011-12-22 12:27:48 AM
This guy is either an idiot or actually is doing espionage
 
2011-12-22 12:28:48 AM
The idiot should have his head slowly cut off with a rusty deli knife. That should teach him a lesson.
 
2011-12-22 12:29:44 AM
Dinki: In October, she dropped off her eldest son Colin for what was supposed to be a two-week vacation in Afghanistan.

Just how stupid do you have to be to take a vacation there?


markymunster.com

What was supposed to be a three-hour tour.

/a three-hour tour
 
2011-12-22 12:30:25 AM
Show us your Marx: As twenty something year old who is traveling as a tourist in Iraq next week I am getting a kick out of these replies.


/.. anyone have some good tips for places to go in Kurdistan??


I read that a must-do on any visitor's list while in Kurdistan is to go to the Turkish border and moon the guards.
 
2011-12-22 12:30:47 AM
Klippoklondike: This guy is either an idiot or actually is doing espionage

Or intentionally got himself caught, hoping to get some attention.
So yeah, probably your first guess.
 
2011-12-22 12:31:55 AM
AlwaysRightBoy: So your another country is bombing these people in a war and you 'vacation' there.

FTFY - he's still a dumbass for going there
 
2011-12-22 12:34:03 AM
I bet he had a great big Canadian flag on his backpack too, so the locals would know he meant no harm and was not an American target.

/Maybe canada could send in 500 soldiers, resulting in 3/4 of the 500 soldiers dying, resulting in saving this motherfarkingstupiddumbass.
//Or trade soggy fries for his release.
 
2011-12-22 12:34:15 AM
Just what exactly would that asshat NDP MP have us do? Put our soldiers in harms way for a moronic farkwad that did something he was advised not to do?
I would actually be okay with if they found out where he was, launch an airstrike and kill him along with his captors so he could not be used as a bargaing chip in any way. Sure as hell would send a good message to the cowardly Talibsn.. dont fark with Canada
 
2011-12-22 12:35:15 AM
Dinki: In October, she dropped off her eldest son Colin for what was supposed to be a two-week vacation in Afghanistan.

Just how stupid do you have to be to take a vacation there?


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2011-12-22 12:36:28 AM
dougfm: AlwaysRightBoy: So your another country is bombing these people in a war and you 'vacation' there.

FTFY - he's still a dumbass for going there


The Canadian Forces left Afghanistan?
 
2011-12-22 12:38:13 AM
Seriously?! The whole family are loons. They should have been strapping this kid down and holding him hostage so he wouldn't go. He's not a member of the Taliban, therefore he is the enemy, plain and simple. This is how I perceive they view any westerner. Why would you go into a war zone. It's not like it hasn't been in the news for the past 10 years. Epic level idiocy.
 
2011-12-22 12:39:56 AM
MatrixOutsider: The idiot should have his head slowly cut off with a rusty deli knife. That should teach him a lesson.

Wait.. how does that teach him a lesson?
 
2011-12-22 12:40:41 AM
dougfm: AlwaysRightBoy: So your another country is bombing these people in a war and you 'vacation' there.

FTFY - he's still a dumbass for going there


Canada is just this year withdrawing its combat troops for Afganistan, and even going forward they'll still be helping train the Afgan security people.

It's not like they're uninvolved.

/Ya, he's a dumbass; hard to say what anyone can even do for him. Feel sorry for the family, but you should really have tried to talk him out of that trip, huh?
 
2011-12-22 12:41:59 AM
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Goooo Darwin!
 
2011-12-22 12:41:59 AM
Relatively Obscure: MatrixOutsider: The idiot should have his head slowly cut off with a rusty deli knife. That should teach him a lesson.

Wait.. how does that teach him a lesson?


It'll teach him not to take Greyhounds in Canada. Was that not the lesson we were going for?
 
2011-12-22 12:42:02 AM
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The world is full of people with, what they believe, are the best intentions. Unfortunately, it just really comes down do dumb people doing dumb things.
 
2011-12-22 12:42:45 AM
muck4doo: Maybe he thought he could come to an understanding with them.

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/Might not have been such a HOT idea.


That's not fair. Grizzly bears are superior to Taliban savages.
 
2011-12-22 12:43:33 AM
jingks: Relatively Obscure: MatrixOutsider: The idiot should have his head slowly cut off with a rusty deli knife. That should teach him a lesson.

Wait.. how does that teach him a lesson?

It'll teach him not to take Greyhounds in Canada. Was that not the lesson we were going for?


Oh uh, now we be-headin' for a terrible thread, one which will be lucky to live through.
 
2011-12-22 12:44:26 AM
Stupid like two teens deciding to have sex in a horror movie...



/you know they're gonna get it.
 
2011-12-22 12:44:50 AM
If you vacation in a Muslim country, especially one like Afghanistan, you deserve everything you get.

/there are not like and do not like, us.
//Well, Bye!
///Slashie Akbar!
 
2011-12-22 12:44:57 AM
Stupid tskes care of itself

//paging C Darwin line 1
 
2011-12-22 12:47:44 AM
Here is my 2 cents as a dual citizen with the US and Colombia and having vacationed in most latin american countries including Cuba.

I have some great Canuck friends.

That being said, most traveling Canadians are douchebags, they think the maple leaf on the backpack will protect them, even though in reality they are north american, gringos. Plus they tend to act the greater fool because they are from the great white north.

I am a us citizen, a colombian citizen, a Panamanian citizen, and in the process of getting my israeli citizenship because of a jew in the woodpile.

but I never act like an ass where ever I go.

I have a friend who has run an expat bar in Colombia for the last 20 years, he says the worst patrons are Canadians. And I have seen that in 4 countries.

And what kinda coont goes hiking in the middle east?
 
2011-12-22 12:48:12 AM
phrawgh: If you vacation in a Muslim country, especially one like Afghanistan, you deserve everything you get.

I know what you mean. My vacation in Malaysia was just horrible. One of those dirty apes tried to throw poop at me! "Those apes" being orangutans. The Malaysian people were great.
 
2011-12-22 12:48:37 AM
So out of the 196 countries in the world, this guy can't pick better places to "vacation" than Pakistan and Afghanistan? I have no sympathy for someone making those choices. If you're unable to use a speck of common sense you deserve what you get. And don't expect others to save your ass if you get yourself in over your head.
 
2011-12-22 12:48:54 AM
limboslam: [i486.photobucket.com image 585x382]
The world is full of people with, what they believe, are the best intentions. Unfortunately, it just really comes down do dumb people doing dumb things.


Agreed.
When you have two shiatty choices, remember that doing neither is always an option.
 
2011-12-22 12:49:09 AM
Don't worry, we'll soon have a few trolls or farking idiots explaining to us that we've never left our parents basement and we should go out and live a little like back packing in the backwoods of Columbia or the deserts of Algeria or Kurdistan.
 
2011-12-22 12:50:39 AM
If by now every person with white skin and a "western" background hasn't learnt to stay the fark away from the Middle East, all of it, for every reason, then they deserve to be kidnapped, tied up, and have their heads sawed off with a hunting knife on video for their families to watch.
There is nothing good that can come of wandering around in that area...
 
2011-12-22 12:51:09 AM
You never go full retard
 
2011-12-22 12:51:13 AM
"He's an ordinary person, there's no way he could be a spy,"

I don't think she understands how spying works.
 
2011-12-22 12:51:42 AM
Show us your Marx: As twenty something year old who is traveling as a tourist in Iraq next week I am getting a kick out of these replies.


/.. anyone have some good tips for places to go in Kurdistan??


Yeah, the airport.
Then slap your traveling agent.
 
2011-12-22 12:51:45 AM
jingks: phrawgh: If you vacation in a Muslim country, especially one like Afghanistan, you deserve everything you get.

I know what you mean. My vacation in Malaysia was just horrible. One of those dirty apes tried to throw poop at me! "Those apes" being orangutans. The Malaysian people were great.


I'm glad you made it back safely but Jemaah Islamiyah, not to mention Azahari Husin and Noordin Mohammed, would likely have enjoyed cutting your head off.
 
2011-12-22 12:54:40 AM
Wolf892: If by now every person with white skin and a "western" background hasn't learnt to stay the fark away from the Middle East, all of it, for every reason, then they deserve to be kidnapped, tied up, and have their heads sawed off with a hunting knife on video for their families to watch.
There is nothing good that can come of wandering around in that area...


Anymore I stay the fark away from Mexico...and I sure as hell know to stay out of Afghanistan. Better to just leave them be.

\white kid who can't speak spanish
 
2011-12-22 12:55:43 AM
I didn't like being in that country with a rifle, patrolling with other people with rifles and machine guns, backed up by planes, tanks, artillery, and helicopters. Anyone stupid enough to go hiking around unarmed in Afghanistan deserves whatever they get. I just hope none of the troops currently there have to risk their lives going after this idiot.
 
2011-12-22 12:55:47 AM
phrawgh: I'm glad you made it back safely but Jemaah Islamiyah, not to mention Azahari Husin and Noordin Mohammed, would likely have enjoyed cutting your head off.

Touche. But I still wouldn't write off whole countries based on certain areas. Though, I'd still skip Afghanistan.
 
2011-12-22 12:55:52 AM
I suspect he went there for bragging rights - I knew someone who went to Serbia in the late 90's during the conflict there and delighted in describing the destruction and how he could hear gunfire close by.

This guy probably thought he'd come back and chat to chicks about how badass he was to backpack in Afghanistan, and is now sitting in a cellar somewhere tied to a radiator and blindfolded, not knowing if he's going to be the latest Al Jazeera video.

No sympathy from me.
 
2011-12-22 12:56:14 AM
That's weapons-grade stupid right there. Not a shred of sympathy. If he makes it back, he should be forcibly sterilized to protect the general intelligence level of the human race.
 
2011-12-22 01:00:10 AM
He really should have checked Canada's Travel Advisory. There's not too many places that they give an "Avoid All Travel" to the entire country.
 
2011-12-22 01:00:44 AM
Get Lost: I bet he had a great big Canadian flag on his backpack too, so the locals would know he meant no harm and was not an American target.

Of the Canadians I've known, a slim majority actually think the world works this way. Of course, a slim majority of Canadians I've known were also from Ontario, and it seems to correlate strongly.
 
2011-12-22 01:03:01 AM
He should tell them that Rambo is coming to save him.

Taliban : You speak of this "Rambo" like he is God!

dude: No...He is not God...God would have mercy...

Taliban : Would you like an aisle seat or a window??
 
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